Sarah Palin quits her job during a Recession

There's some big news this weekend in politics. Sarah Palin has decided to step down as governor of Alaska and decided to become a “community organizer.” She’s been quoted as sayin “If it worked for a black man, it has to work for a hot MILF as myself.” Seriously tho, what the hell is wrong with this woman? I told her we could keep our interracial baby a secret…she did it with Bristol’s baby for so long so she should be used to keepin things on the low. Well a lot of the harsh reaction has come from the negative party, I mean, the Republican Party. They are confused and call this a misstep. Palin has even been branded to be a “quitter” and that’s not an adjective I’d like to use when describing a future President. In the midst of an economic crisis, she shows what’s she made of by ditching her duties? If she thinks being in office would have made her a lame duck, when she runs in 2012 she’ll be a sittin duck. First thing people are going to knock is her quittin early. Everyone is gonna run with it. She has to go Mother Teresa with it for the next 3 years if she wants to have a chance. Adopt some kids, join the UN, basically become Angelina Jolie’s doppelganger. I mean seriously, to all you Republicans who thought she was a good choice: WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKIN??? If McCain won, SHE WOULD BE VP! If McCain died (and it has been a hot summer), she would be President. Could you imagine her taking on the crisis in Iran or dealin with N. Korea? You people are beyond stupid at times. Seriously. She posted a note on Facebook which you can read here and just look at how many people liked it and commented. Granted 9,000 votes won’t win the election, I still find that to be absurdly a lot of people.  Anyways, no word on what Palin’s next move is. Maybe she’ll just retire to the shadows and watch Russia on her back porch. Yeah, fat chance…

Sarah Palin should give it up...to me

You know who is still hot? Sarah Palin. And I’m speakin figuratively and literally. I mean look at her newly dyed locks. I’d long dick her like ‘ugh ugh ugh’. And with hair that long…I’d give her the ‘Brasilian rope-a-dope’. Anyways, enough of my lucid wet dreams, back to business. How the hell is she still relevant in the news? Why is she still a strong prospect for President in ’12? Didn’t the Americans show that they clearly weren’t on the Palin bandwagon? And in usual fashion, when Palin is in the news there's some drama going on. I don’t wanna get into the details (which can read here) but basically she was supposed to speak at this huge (like their big one of the year) GOP fundraiser and she declined due to scheduling conflict. So when the GOP asked Gingrich, Palin’s camp said that she was available but wanted it to be a surprise. Well the GOP still sent an invitation for her to show up but not speak which Palin had accepted but her camp has declined. Huh? Exactly. I don’t see how this or any of her past escapades since November are supposed to paint her in a favorable light. The chances of me ever voting for Palin are about the same of her posing for Playboy before she loses in 2012, but damn, I could have at least RESPECTED her if she didn’t misstep as much. I don’t care about her tour of the U.S. I want her to get on TV and give me some opinions on the international crisis that are occurring. Show me some growth since November. Why is she still reaching out to the (old) base conservatives that are a dying breed? I personally don’t think you should be a politician on a state level or higher if you’re not willing to change your views to match those of your constituents. If her stance on abortion is always going to be pro-life, then she’ll never win Presidency because those kinds of views are slowly dying. Regardless of how many abortion doctors are killed (which I don’t really feel sympathy for the recent slaying because anything after the first trimester is murder – I know it’s a bit hypocritical but if that baby can feel pain then it’s too late. Give up for adoption instead.), or how many gay right laws get reversed or struck down, the views are changing. Sarah Palin needs to fire her PR people and get her act together real fast.

Diana Palin is a republican

You may feel like this next post is in the wrong section. I mean, it is about Sarah Palin and politics is usually at the top. Well, this is more about Sarah Palin the celebrity that won’t disappear. Sarah Palin’s sister-in-law, Diana, was arrested for breaking and entering. Times are hard up in Alaska too. It appears that Diana had broken into a house that had been previously robbed before and made her way straight to the bedroom cabinet…makes you wonder if she has been there before. Unlucky for her, the owner was waitin with a gun after seein an unfamiliar car pull up to his place. He detained her till police arrived. Here’s the twist. Diana was with her 4 year old daughter, who eventually entered the house before police came. Upon questioning, the little girl said she had been in the house before. DONE! First off, what’s good with parents bringin their children with them on crime sprees? Did I miss that in the latest issue of Good Parenting monthly? How can that be any good for their psychological well being seein their parents in handcuffs and put in the squad car? Second, are the Palins too good to help out family? Why is Diana resorting to robbin and stealin when her sister-in-law runs the state and has tons of money she can slide under the table? What’s wrong with white people these days? Oh, it’s that recession. You see, black people have always been in a recession. They call it ‘life.’ White people didn’t understand, but they will slowly come around.

Ashely Judd doesn't like Sarah Palin

They always say that summer is beef season. You know it’s hot, people are highly agitated and more likely to run into someone (as with winter it’s too cold to be outside fightin). Well due to Global Warming, it’s been a hot winter and it’s about to get hotter!

Dammmmn everyone is callin everyone out. Well fuck it, why not right? I don’t like them girls at the Buppie blogspot, they wack. They don’t post enough and they ain’t funny. And they prolly ain’t cute either!!! Now what?!?!

The Sarah Palin book

I’ve done a pretty decent job keepin Heidi off my site, and I feel like she’s surely disappearing. I’ve kept Palin off my site but the bitch won’t die!!! Word is she is tryin to ink a book deal. I think it’s gonna be called “50 ways to prepare a moose”. From the comments I read, it might be a coloring book and we aren’t sure if it comes with crayons or not. Seriously tho, what could she have to say that could justify writing a book? Is she gonna air out some dirty laundry? Can’t if she wants a chance at running in 8 years. Tips on how to raise a family? Um no thanks. I don’t need an ultra conservative tellin me how to get my daughter pregnant before marriage. I don’t care about beauty pageants, moose hunting, seein Russia from your window, or anything else she would be an authority on. Why do people do this? Why do they hold onto their fifteen minutes of fame like it’s their life support? Back before the internet, I could see why you would want to strike while the iron is hot. You don’t want to fade away into the back of people’s mind. But nobody will forget Sarah Palin. The girl is immortal now. I would love for her to fall back to Alaska, do some big things for her state, get some political credo, and then come back and run a smoother campaign. Stop pullin an Aniston and givin interviews to anyone who shoves a mic in your face. Hmmmm, maybe I should give Aniston an interview with my special “mic”.

How does anythin burn down in the cold?

So when’s the last time you’ve heard Sarah Palin’s name in the media? Yeah, a while. So you know what she did? Set fire to her church. Alright, maybe she didn’t…but the way she fights corruption, maybe she did. Because it’s always the people you’d least expect that surprise you the most, like priests touchin little boys. Anyways, Palin’s church was set on fire, the cops thinks it’s arson. Palin has issued a statement apologizing: "if the incident is in any way connected to the undeserved negative attention the church has received since she became a vice presidential candidate.” Wow bitch, like the world doesn’t revolve around you. This really bottles my mind. Like if you think that people hate you that much that they would burn a church because you ran for an office, then you need to kill yourself. Or at least move far far far away. You are a danger to the community. And if people really disliked you that much, then why would you want to run for any more offices? People burned your church just for runnin for VP. Imagine what they would do if you ran for Pres, and WON (disclaimer: Purely hypothetical, you have a better chance of winning the Mega Millions and Powerball while being struck by lightning on the same day you decided to moonwalk to every place you went.). She really needs to give the public what they want, and release that sex tape. On a side note, that’s a church or an illegal sweatshop factory?

Last of Sarah Palin (on the Rant)

Ahhh, when will the broad go away??? Sarah Palin is like a celebrity now…minus the sex tape. Seriously, this is my last Sarah Palin post unless it includes her showin some skin. Seriously. This joke of a politician has book deals, movie offers, TV show appearances. Like what the fuck.

Yay for warm weather year round!

You know what’s great about livin in LA? It’s always bikini season and the proof is in the pudding with the Kardashians, Stacy Keibler, that girl from the Hills, and the actress who gave a real blow job in a movie (her career has been sunk ever since), and OF COURSE our former VP to be, yes sir, Sarah Palin. Now while Sarah isn’t in a bikini (or in LA, she's in Miami), it’s just a matter of time…Hollywood here she comes!

Just give it up...

Sarah Palin, cuz she's hot. And Larry grills her (not too bad, but he doesn't hold back).


Why does she still sound like she isn't sure what she is talkin about? And why is she still campaigning? I hope that the next position the people of Alaska want Palin to be in is the doggy style. I've never paid for porn in my life. I'd buy that video.

Failin Palin

After watchin this video, I’m startin to feel bad for Palin. Palin ’16!!!



I was completely not serious about Palin running for anything. She could run over here and give me a towel strip tease tho, I’ll teach her all about Africa.

For the losers

I do want to point out that somebody really dropped the ball in the GOP. I mean, you know your administration fucked up badly when a black man becomes President. When your candidate gets beat by a black man named Barack Hussein Obama. His name is more Taliban than a Taliban’s name. And he’s black. I’m so proud that the American people looked right past that. It’s fuckin amazing. BUT white people, ya’ll still can’t use the word ‘nigga’ and don’t think this makes up for slavery, because it doesn’t. But at least ya’ll tryin and I WHOLE HEARTEDLY appreciate that. And I applaud McCain for his speech last night. I really feel like this campaign turned him into somethin he isn’t. I believe that he will sincerely work with Obama and make the changes we need happen. Hopefully this is the end of Sarah Palin. She should go back to school and learn some politics if she plans on running for any position EVER (except for the positions I want her to fill, or fill her with). I would be surprised if she keeps her governor position. And to all you super right wing conservatives: it’s time for YOU to wake up. This ain’t the Regan days anymore. This country is very open to diversity and will only become more liberal as the days come. Time magazine put together the best Sarah Palin spoofs here.

Closing the curtain

McCain showed up on SNL this past weekend to congratulate Obama on winning the Presidency. Oh wait, he didn’t actually say it. He just demonstrated it by doin a fuckin skit instead of tryin to save his dying campaign. Guess when you’re goin down, you might as well have fun doing it.



Even the “rouge” Palin joke was tossed in for good measure. I wonder if those two even speak to each other anymore.

D'Oh

Now according to polls, it appears that Palin may cost McCain the Presidency. More people are starting to believe that she isn’t a fit for the VP position or President position if she needed to take over. I’m not a guy to say I told you so…wait, I am that kinda guy. I’m pretty sure that it was the undecided and half ass Republicans that finally made that realization, because anyone with half a brain woulda known she wasn’t a good pick. I’m not gonna rant on it, because I already have. I just want to see how all this play out after the elections when the blame needs to be placed somewhere and the gloves come off.

Is it funny cuz she's white?

Speakin of homo. Look at what the boys in West Hollywood did.


These fags, I tell ya. That shit ain’t artisitic homeboy. It’s not in the spirit of Halloween either. It’s just wrong. I don’t like Palin as a candidate, but I respect her as a person and wouldn’t want to see her hung for any reason. They need to take that shit down and check themselves. When I heard Sarah Palin was "hanging out" I was kinda hoping for a NippleGate fiasco.

A Maverick till the end

When the pressure is on, you really get to see what some people are made of. Obviously the Republican camp is made of Lego blocks. According to CNN (super liberal media, I know) the McCain camp is sayin that Palin is goin off the reservation and has “gone rouge”. She’s startin to answer questions on her own and doesn’t seem to inline with McCain on certain ideals. You don’t say. Kudos to Palin for finally becoming her own woman. I already stated that she was just eye candy and wouldn’t have any real say, but it appears that she is now realizing this (perhaps due to the dismal poll numbers, which I also called) and she wants to set herself up for a Senator position? OR maybe she's takin this "maverick" thing too far. Either way, this type of unravelin isn’t what you need when you’re losing. The Obama-Michelle sex tape should make its way to the internet by this weekend.

Senator Palin?

Yesterday a jury found Sen. Ted Steven guilty of 7 counts of corruption charges. What state was the senator from you ask? Well well, it appears he represents…ALASKA!!! Now, there are all types of jokes and conclusions I could draw from this. But I’m gonna go with the less obvious. Now the post above, with Palin being a rogue, I wrote two nights ago (I needed to have some backup posts just in case I could do any for today). So when I said that she was gonna make a run for a seat in the Senate, I WAS COMPLETELY SHOOTIN THE SHIT. But now with this news to light, maybe I’m onto somethin. Another reason to read the Rant, because I can see into the future (kinda).

I wonder if she likes black guys?

Now my girl Sarah Palin busts out a dope rap (kinda, Amy does it and she has won points in my book for being so funny)!



And the question was for Palin. Amy may be funny, but I'm not havin sex with the jokes lol.

A subcription to pain

This video actually pains me to see it, because she’s just SO hot.






Peek a boo, I’ma hump you...I mean, The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

Will the real Palin please stand up?

This past SNL had the REAL Sarah Palin doing the opening, and I finally figured out how to tell Sarah from Tina apart. Sarah has those mom boobs. It’s that simple. The red jacket is fuller on Palin than Fey. And other than that observation, the skit was lame. But here you go anyways:

Worst name ever

And this is even funnier.



I think Republicans are drinkin more Kool-Aid than black people this year. Seriously, why would you name your child that? Even if the ticket wins, and the name would be cool in the short term (when she’s like 6 or so) in the long run people are gonna look back at how terrible of a pick Palin was (the Kool-Aid drinkers) and that girl is gonna have to live with the shame of having that name. Republicans are all about makin terrible short-term decisions it seems.