Political savior

Even though Barack is separating the citizens, he is bringing the politicians together. Senate Committee Chairman, Sen. Joe Lieberman, credits Obama for letting him keep his post after many Democrats wanted to see Lieberman gone. As you may or may not know, Lieberman committed an offense that is the equivalent of a made man turning into a snitch (I miss the Sopranos). He went against the grain and ATTACKED Obama when he was running for Presidency. Now that Obama has won, instead of him to seek blood he has turned the other cheek and wants to keep Lieberman around. Look up “bitchass nigga” in the urban dictionary and this is the video you’ll find:


You know who else he fucks with? Sen. McCain. And the Clintons. Obama is beyond any politician I can think of. Maybe he’s so good of a politician that I’m just blinded. Or maybe he’s a real God send. You know, Jesus wasn’t white…

For the losers

I do want to point out that somebody really dropped the ball in the GOP. I mean, you know your administration fucked up badly when a black man becomes President. When your candidate gets beat by a black man named Barack Hussein Obama. His name is more Taliban than a Taliban’s name. And he’s black. I’m so proud that the American people looked right past that. It’s fuckin amazing. BUT white people, ya’ll still can’t use the word ‘nigga’ and don’t think this makes up for slavery, because it doesn’t. But at least ya’ll tryin and I WHOLE HEARTEDLY appreciate that. And I applaud McCain for his speech last night. I really feel like this campaign turned him into somethin he isn’t. I believe that he will sincerely work with Obama and make the changes we need happen. Hopefully this is the end of Sarah Palin. She should go back to school and learn some politics if she plans on running for any position EVER (except for the positions I want her to fill, or fill her with). I would be surprised if she keeps her governor position. And to all you super right wing conservatives: it’s time for YOU to wake up. This ain’t the Regan days anymore. This country is very open to diversity and will only become more liberal as the days come. Time magazine put together the best Sarah Palin spoofs here.

Closing the curtain

McCain showed up on SNL this past weekend to congratulate Obama on winning the Presidency. Oh wait, he didn’t actually say it. He just demonstrated it by doin a fuckin skit instead of tryin to save his dying campaign. Guess when you’re goin down, you might as well have fun doing it.



Even the “rouge” Palin joke was tossed in for good measure. I wonder if those two even speak to each other anymore.

D'Oh

Now according to polls, it appears that Palin may cost McCain the Presidency. More people are starting to believe that she isn’t a fit for the VP position or President position if she needed to take over. I’m not a guy to say I told you so…wait, I am that kinda guy. I’m pretty sure that it was the undecided and half ass Republicans that finally made that realization, because anyone with half a brain woulda known she wasn’t a good pick. I’m not gonna rant on it, because I already have. I just want to see how all this play out after the elections when the blame needs to be placed somewhere and the gloves come off.

Economics 101

Maybe it makes more sense when McCain says it:

The Man

Another point I wanna make is a bit on the conspiracy side. I’m not into conspiracy theories and such but I would be a fuckin fool to believe that I hold equal power with the people that really run this country. I think it’s easy for me to acknowledge that because I’m not white. White people think they hold the same amount of power as the next white person because their white. Nah. You don’t. There are some people that are so bent on their causes and their goals being reached, that they don’t care who they have to step over to reach them. And that’s how I feel this country runs. I kinda think that the powers that be, had the Republicans choose McCain and the Democrats choose Obama. I mean seriously, a black man with the name Barack Hussein Obama (You would think that was a shot in the foot for Democrats. And please don’t tell me that Democrats are stupid or blind. Look at the electoral map and see which states are red and which are blue. There are more college grads in the state of California (in San Francisco) than all the red states combined. Keep it real., I think they are well aware of Obama's associations)? Maybe they felt the Democrats needed to win this election to restore some sort of balance to further their goals. Maybe they didn’t want the middle class to feel the pressure so much that they tore the system down. Maybe that’s why they didn’t let Gore win. Maybe we don’t know who bombed the towers (we worked with Bin Laden once before). Now before you go shootin at the mouth and callin me anti-American just remember that you could be livin next to a serial rapist and not know it until the FBI bust down his door and hauls him off. What makes you think you know what the superpowers are doin behind closed doors? Of course all this could be bullshit and my vote really counts towards something lol. Then again, if the Rant isn’t updated for the rest of the week you know they got me.

McSame

I knew that he was just a puppet, McCain finally tells people how he really feels!

Almost over

So McCain is runnin at the mouth again talkin bout US enemies may test Obama but they won’t test him. Hahaha. I’ve said this multiple times and people prolly disgusted by me for sayin this but, why would I want a leader who has been captured to lead me into battle? Obviously he ain’t have the smarts in military school (almost last in his class) to know that if the enemy has ground to air ballistics, you don’t fly over their land (he musta slept through that class). Let me stop pickin on McCain. That’s some 50 Cent-Ja Rule shit. Instead let me remind you that in 12 days I will either be Rantin I shoulda voted Republican (lol, just kiddin) or living on an island in Indonesia.



I know I’m not suppose to pick a President based on who is a better dancer, but damn, wouldn’t it be great to just have a fun president back in office (like Bill in his Saxophone days?)

Proud to be Republican

Speakin of Republicans. Well watch this first:

And then this:


Sick. That’s all the Repugnanticans have been doing is using fear and hate to muster votes. Callin up these cow tippin buffoons and spreadin lies. Yesterday I got a call sayin that “Obama wants to eat your babies for dinner with bin Laden.” See, I knew they were lyin cuz I don’t even have babies (but my boy Keith better hide his newborn). Could you imagine being a Dem in one of those types of areas? It would be like livin in Afghanistan. One wrong comment and DEATH is at your door.

Win, lose, or draw this is the best election ever in modern times. For one it showed white people somethin us colored folks knew for a while: RACISM IS STILL ALIVE. Racism has a better heart than Dick Cheney and is most certainly gonna outlive McCain. Also this presidential race has inspired most black people that slowly but surely we will be respected and held as equals in this country.

And I really hope Obama wins for all the obvious reasons and also because it will set a precedent on campaign tactics. Future candidates will know that you don’t have to divide people in order to win. You don’t have to use fear and hate to get people to rally with you. McCain wants to talk about Obama’s association with terrorists when he associated with the biggest one in this country.

Playing nice

Last week, the two Presidential candidates attended the 63rd annual Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner. I think the people there got to see the real John McCain. The one that Obama and Biden respect. From the article, John seemed down to earth and actually funny at times. If the GOP let this McCain out of the bag, maybe they might have had the election in the bag. It would be totally awesome if after the elections, McCain came out and said that he didn’t really mean anything that was spewed out during his campaign and it was just to win. Granted no shit talker ever says that, myself included, but it would be cool.

Worst name ever

And this is even funnier.



I think Republicans are drinkin more Kool-Aid than black people this year. Seriously, why would you name your child that? Even if the ticket wins, and the name would be cool in the short term (when she’s like 6 or so) in the long run people are gonna look back at how terrible of a pick Palin was (the Kool-Aid drinkers) and that girl is gonna have to live with the shame of having that name. Republicans are all about makin terrible short-term decisions it seems.

Only 3 more weeks of this

Reasons not to vote Republican #5: John McCain and Sarah Palin are such HUGE mavericks, that they don’t even agree with each other!! HAHAHAHAHA, how pathetic. It’s one thing to have your own ideas when separate, but once you share a ticket, you become one. So whose ideals do you vote for if you’re a Republican? McCain’s or future president Palin? Ya’ll fucked. Reason #6: Old style mentality. I think the American people aren’t given enough credit for their openness to change and diversity. We aren’t as conservative as we pretend to be. I know most people aren’t open to gay marriages; but I feel like there are a lot of people, like me, who are indifferent to the situation. No I don’t have any gay friends, and I pray to GOD that my children don’t end up gay but I wouldn’t disown them. I wouldn’t say no to havin a gay friend. It’s like Eddie Murphy said, no problem with having a gay friend it’s just that ya’ll would do separate things. You would suggest grabbing drinks after a game of basketball, he would suggest grabbing cocks. Not a real problem, just not your cup of tea. McCain (and Obama in some cases) don’t represent that. They don’t act like they would be friends with a gay person. Palin has that token gay friend she always mentions lol. Another problem with the old style mentality is seen in the campaign styles. Before you could run a smear campaign and promote all kinds of lies and the people wouldn’t be the wiser. But with so many people wired up and the information right at our finger tips, it’s impossible to outright lie because we can look up everything. We can look up who voted in what favor on an issue. We can look up credentials. We can look up who said what 4 months ago. It’s all there.

Reasons to vote for McCain

Speakin of black Republicans, there is much talk (not really from me, fuck that house nigger lmao, sorry) about the black guy that was at the town hall meeting telling McCain to get more vicious on Obama. I guess he’s been catchin a lot of shit for it (no, really?). I don’t care that he is a black person voting Republican, that is most certainly fine with me. I just have issues with him being Republican during these times. Bad reason to be a Republican #1: The past 8 years have been shit. Bad reason #2: The new guy is 72 years old. Do you know who else is 72? John Madden. John Madden is considering retiring from football because, well, he’s just getting old. One 72 feels he’s too old to just say the same dumb shit over and over and the other 72 year old doesn’t lmao. No, but Madden hasn’t been a POW. Madden hasn’t fought cancer 4 times. But yet he wants to take it easy, while we have “that guy” who wants to run the country? Bad reason #3: Sarah Palin. Do you really want to chance it and have HER be President? Come on, be serious now. Really? Have you drank a jug of the Red Kool Aid? Sarah? Hockey mom? Pitbull with lipstick? Say it ain’t so Joe? Bad reason #4: Campaign methods. I’m just waitin for McCain to say, “don’t vote for that nigger, vote for me” because that’s how badly he’s been talkin bout Obama. Not talkin bout issues, just attackin his character. I think the campaign manager(s) are throwin this game on purpose. Everyone knows that going negative only hurts you. It fucked over Hilary (that and her cockiness, and Bill…which ironically is the first time he’s fucked her in years). But yet the McCain camp keeps pushin it. And now it has started to bubble over to the point people are demanding blood at the last debate. If McCain could actually go toe-to-toe with Obama, don’t you think he woulda did it by now? He doesn’t have the high school debate team managing his campaign (or maybe he does). Either way, McCain doesn’t want to step in a ring with Obama and for good reason.

It's Holyfield vs Tyson all over again

When you’re losing somethin very very very very very VERY important to you, you’ll do just about anything to win (or at least get some ground back). And if you are surround by smart people who know how to “convince” the American people into swaying in your favor, then you’ll play on the top two American motivators: Ignorance and Fear. Now maybe these tactics work in other countries as well, that’s why I need to take trips to investigate.


And...

Bottom line is McCain would turn up the heat at his rallies and ad campaigns in these states where they still refer to Native Americans as Indians, and has people riled up over nonsense. By associating Obama with a former terrorist, now people are makin the connection Obama-Osama and are calling Obama a terrorist. Some people are takin it one step further and calling him Arab. It’s disgusting. Granted McCain is tryin to reel it back because the pot is startin to bubble over. Too late dipshit. I really hope violence doesn’t erupt at the polls because infuriated stupid people can’t be trusted. And to all my level headed Republicans, who can make sound judgments (most of the time lol), this is the person you want to elect as a President? If I said it once, I’ll say it a thousand times. If you don’t like Obama, fine, don’t vote for him. Vote for Lucky (the character from the General Mills cereal), but don’t vote for McCain. Maverick he is not. And think about it. If he is a Maverick and goes against party wishes, how is he going to get anything accomplished in the White House? He said he will cross party lines, but if he tries to push for a bill that sorta makes the Dems happy and sorta makes the Reps happy, neither party is going to vote for it (Look at how effective a Republican President has been with a Democratic Congress). He’ll be a lame duck for 4 years. Vote for Obama, or don’t vote at all.

Kids love McCain

I like it how most of the kids don’t have a real reason to vote for McCain either:

End is near

The only real thing to watch in this clip is Palin's tight ass. Damn she is a milf, lol


The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

Pres Debates again

Debates were on. What do you want me to say about it that hasn’t already been thought about or said? McCain ain’t funny. He isn’t witty. The crowd was told not the ‘whoop’, holla, or yell during the debates. And McCain made it very easy for them. He did have a good line and even Terry Shiery (I thought it was a girl when Brokaw announced him. You were in the Navy with that sissy ass name? His name is the first name of two girls) nodded his head in agreement: when McCain said he doesn’t plan on telegraphing his punches. Alright, cool. 1 pt for McCain. There was a once a boxer, who was so great that he didn’t telegraph is punches, he telegraphed his FIGHTS. I mean, all fighters talk shit before the fight. Mental mind game, but Ali did it to a point where he had defeated his opponents before they stepped in the ring with him. That’s what Obama is doing. WATCH OUT TALIBAN, WE GONNA KILL YOU EVEN IF YOU LIVE IN A MONASTERY!!!

McCain had this best “d’oh” moment when talkin about Obama healthcare plan. “Obama is going to fine you if you’re a business and your employees don’t have healthcare” The look on his face was priceless when he said that, like “shit, that isn’t a bad idea. Gotta follow up with someone that the people will care about.” So he says “Obama will fine you if your kids don’t have health insurance.” Ha, good job McCain. Because kids having health insurance is a bad thing. Then he tried to play with the old “they can’t afford gas, how can they afford healthcare for their kids”, but the damage was already done. Then Obama went on to explain that since he is giving everyone an option at healthcare, there is no reason a child shouldn’t be covered. $5000 check to go to any state? Maybe I’m missing somethin, but the only reason I would go to a different state for medical treatment, it would be because they are THE best in the country for my deadly disease. What is McCain’s plan for a physical? Drive to another state that offers cheaper coverage? The closest state (with a major city) to me is 4 hours away. I’m confused. Someone help.

No + Hope = NOPE

Obama is winning. McCain is losing. McCain tries to smear Obama’s name. Doesn’t work. McCain makes up lies about Obama. Doesn’t work. McCain hires black actors to pretend to be Obama’s best friends and records them using racial slurs. Doesn’t work. McCain kills Bin Laden and brings his decapitated foe back to the U.S. to display. Doesn’t work. McCain gets in a fist fight with Bush and whoops his ass. Doesn’t work. McCain gets rid of Palin as VP and chooses Bill Clinton. Doesn’t work. Jesus Christ comes from Heaven and endorses McCain. Doesn’t work. The clock is tickin and the time is winding down.

Cute as a button

I musta missed this being outta town (and tired) last week, but it appears our adorable VPILF had an interview with Katie Couric last week. If you missed it here is a recap:


Lmao, ok so maybe that’s not exactly how it went down. But judging from this article in Time, I don’t think the skit was too far off. All I know is that when she came on the scene, I said (and most of you already knew) that she was to garner female votes and wouldn’t be a real VP in the sense of doing any VP like duties. If you Republicans can still respect McCain for choosing her, then you are beyond ignorance and help. The woman is nothin but eye candy, dangled in front of everyone to help sway voters. Even McCain is starting to correct the things she says (he retracted her stance on Pakistan). God forbid McCain wins and dies, this is the person set to run our country? A high school track coach with no legs could “run” our country better than her lol (the underlying jokes in that last sentence reminds you why I’m the shit at this bloggin game!!!)

Still ducking

I’ma talk politics, because the debates might not happen and I said I wouldn’t talk politics till the debates happened. But if they not gonna happen, then I can talk politics, capiche? Did that fry your noodle? Good. So McCain is bailing out so he can go work on the bail out. Bitchassness or real dedication to his people of AZ? I call bitchassness. Multiple reasons. A) It’s not a bill that only affects the people of AZ. I don’t feel like the rest of Congress is waiting on what John McCain thinks before they push forward. B) He really should be able to multitask. Handle some of the bail out in the morning, then debate about it during the evening. He could even use some ammo against Obama and say like “today during the bail out meeting, Obama said that he wants included in the provisions, a tax increase for everyone under the poverty line.” Of course that would be a blatant lie, but that hasn’t stopped McCain before. C) Everything is already set up. People have spent millis on setting the debates up and since money doesn’t stretch like it used to, it would be a good look for McCain NOT to waste any money. And besides, didn’t he think that our “economy was fundamentally strong”? Hahahah. That’s why you lose points buddy. (That's the kinda foresight we need in our President, maybe Nigeria will have WMDs too). D) It makes him look like he's all talk. Past couple weeks the dog has been howling at standin across from Obama and battling him. Now it comes down to it, and his ghost writer has the flu. lol. All talk.