2009 VMA Red carpet

Last VMA shit…the hotness. Was the theme for the award show black and gold or silver dresses? No fashion forwardness…I don’t include Lady Gaga because she really isn’t fashionable. More like an experiment gone wrong. I like the spikes in Katy’s dress. Anyways, VMA red carpet. Enjoy!!!

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BIBs

Babes in Bikinis because you won’t see this much action in a minute.

And I’m out again…

Katy Perry is talented

Katy Perry proves that all you need in life to make it are huge tits.

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Katy Perry does it big

Katy Perry is finally going back to the basics of her fame and that’s the MASSIVE sex appeal. And I’m not referring to her face.

Katy Perry keeps it sexy

Leave it to Esquire to make me fall in love (-ish) with Katy Perry again. Damn, my penis is so confused. Reminds me of the one time I went to Thailand and the girl had a bigger hands then me. She told me it was to grip it better…

Katy Perry doesn't get it still

Doesn’t Katy Perry get it? The reason she was hot was because she was sellin sex (kissin girls and what not), so why is it every time I see her she looks like her wicked sister dressed her? “I’ll get Katy for being more popular than me in high school, let’s see her get any attention in this hideous outfit!” The smiley faces? Really? Is she auditioning for a children’s play? I hope not the way she’s grabbin her crotch.

Brit Award fashion

I guess the Brits had an award ceremony yesterday, called the Brit Awards. I don’t think I’ma upload photos of it due to the fact none of the members on the fan page are from London. Movin along, Cheryl Tweedy of Girls Aloud fame is here with her futbol boo, and I like the flower dress she got goin on. Katy Perry has a “Hello Kitty” theme goin on which normally I would blast, butttttttt it’s alright. Her face looks like shit, but the outfit is alright. Warning, not many girls would look good in this outfit so don’t get any stupid ideas. Just ditch the two purses (you only need one moron) and keep the shoes, very sexy. Kylie is such a classy broad but this outfit isn’t one of her best…she does go through like 100 outfits while hosting so I guess this is forgivable. Abigail Clancy: dress very nice, shoes…looks like her toes are getting crunched up. Not hot. Shoes are very important. Not just look but for comfort, because the last thing I need is for a bitch to start naggin bout how her feet hurt. I’m just tryin to fuck, and if I want you to keep your heels on then they have to be comfortable.

Katy Perry needs to kiss more girls with a sense of fashion

Katy Perry is rockin Death. I already said that the animal print needs to stop and this broad just takes it to another level of ugly. Is that a jumpsuit? A jumpsuit? Is that what the fashion police make you wear when they take you to jail? A zebra jumpsuit? She needs to jump in front of a herd of wildebeests a la Mufasa.

Katy Perry doesn't get it

Word to the wise for butterfaces. Don’t EVER, EVER wear anythin that fails to show off your assets. Because then we have to look at your face…and that’s somethin we’d rather not do. What the fuck is she? A ghost?