So whatchu gon do?

Obama next cabinet pick is Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius who, surprisingly, has paid all her taxes. No, the problem people have with Gov. Sebelius is her stance on abortion. Gov. Sebelius is pro-choice (-ish), meaning she doesn’t think abortions are right but may be needed in certain situations (like when the mother’s life is at risk). My stance on abortion is the same as Chris Rock’s –

And that’s how I feel the government should take a stance on abortion. Let the women decide, it’s not like if abortions become legal women are gonna start havin unprotected sex and aborting the babies when needed. I haven’t been to an abortion, but they don’t sound pretty (and they aren’t cheap) and for some women it leaves an emotional scar. Which to me is a better scar than one from a C-section.

Obama assassins

The first set of men have been charged in a plot to kill African Americans and Obama (pictures of the skinheads in the link). And I say first set, because the fact of the matter is, the Secret Service will have never worked so hard in their life. Maybe they should get the Nation of Islam to protect him. HAHAHAHAHA white people will have a heart attack. Might as well have Wu-Tang Clan protect him, they all know the Shaolin arts. If Obama wants stricter gun control laws, it's not because he's so liberal, it's because he doesn't want these kinds of people to be able to pick him off while 3 football fields away!! And while this may surprise my Caucasian readers (the whole, there are still white people that wanna kill black people thing), I’m pretty sure all my other readers kinda expected it. Hell, even Chris Rock is a bit weary of Regis (at the end they show the clip from Kill The Messenger)

Final Thoughts

Last week I said I was on the fence about giving gays rights and letting them be married. Well quoting a dedicated reader of the Rant, Mr. Kopax: “I say let the faggots get married. Straight people have been makin a mockery of the institution of marriage to the tune of a 50% divorce rate.” Lol. I think I’ma just stay away from that and deal with issues that affect me. And if you haven’t seen it, Chris Rock’s Kill The Messenger special on HBO, find a way to see it. Hilarious. I saw the comedy tour live and the HBO special didn’t miss a beat.

Funny politics

Don’t piss off David; it’s just not a good look for your campaign.


And while I’ve tried to break down the election and simplify who to vote for, Chris Rock has made it even simpler. Vote for the guy with one house, because if he loses his house – he’s homeless. If you vote for the guy with 12 houses, he can lose 5 of them and still be alright. What more needs to be said?