Cam'ron - Cookies and Apple Juice/ Silky

Before you click the video, I must warn you...while it’s not Not Safe For Work, it might exceed the booty quota allowed at the workplace. The girls are in bikinis but it’s a lot of them. This video reminds me of Tupac’s “I Get Around”…hmmm, actually it’s very similar. Enjoy:


Glad that he cut out the Bird Lady’s verse, but I did wanna see what she looked like. And what’s good with the gay version of Hell Rell eatin the cookies and dancing with the apple juice? Wow Cam, wow. Crime Pays, album in stores tomorrow, cop it!

Cam'ron - Cookin' Up (NSFW)

Ya’ll know my boy Killa Cam is about to drop an album next week. One problem I have with Cam’ron is the fact he tends to release his entire album via mixtapes. Why would you leak your own shit? That’s not how you properly create buzz. You gotta put some exclusive shit out on mixtapes that get people hyped to buy the album. It’s what he did with Killa Season and I was tired of the album after 2 weeks. I seriously hope he didn’t put out all the hot shit first. Anyways here is another joint of Crime Pays: And I wouldn’t necessarily watch this at work since there are strippers involved.

Vado Feat. Cam’ron - Push It / Fed Story

Killa Cam’s new artist, Vado, did a little song to the Push It beat…name of the song? Push It. LMAO at Cam doin the Diddy Bop. Can’t wait till Cam’ron new album, Crime Pays, drops next week.

Cam'ron on the Angie Martinez show

It’s all terry cloth and pumas! Here is Cam’ron doin an interview on the Angie Martinez show, it starts off pretty funny but Cam finally gets serious and explains why there will be no reunion.

All I have to say is fuck Jim Jones. The muthafucka is an idiot. RIP to Byrd Gang and Skull Gang, those movements will never move with those snakes. Dip Set for life!

Pray IV Forgiveness?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh look at who is runnin back home. The projections for his album sales must not be lookin too good. Oh yea, Pray IV Reign in stores today…make sure to spend your money on the Quantum of Solace DVD/Blu-Ray instead. I know I will. But yeah, fuck Jim Jones. He ain’t have no sense to begin with and then he wanted to act like he didn’t need Cam. Like Cam said all along, he the General and insubordination never goes unpunished. Everything Jimmy has touched since the break up has turned to stone and with the death of Stack Bundles (THE number one draft pick for hip hop), Jim really never had a shot at being a boss. He finally put his pride aside and is ready to ride. I don’t know what’s gonna happen with Santana tho…first he need to lay off the purple stuff, then he needs to get back to cookin that crack (lyrically)!

Cam'Ron - Got It For Cheap

Cam’ron’s new video reminds me of how real Killa keeps it. No flashy videos, everythin shot on location in Harlem (or Ohio), and it just makes you wanna give up your 9-5 and start slangin. Then you remember we are in a recession and you better keep your comfy 9-5 because it will keep food in your mouth and you ass outta jail…unless you ran a Ponzi scheme. Oh and he got Barack in the video, that’s a real Diplomat!

Cam'ron answers questions from Harlem

Cam’ron has an album coming out soon and I guess to properly hype himself up and get a good buzz going, he’s on the internet doin interviews and what not. Here is a segment called “Ask Cam”.
HAHAHA, not as comedic as 50 but I found it funny answering a question with a question that didn’t make much sense.

KIlla Cam speaks with Miss Info

Juelz Santana has a video for the song “Body Like A Maserati”. I watched 1 minute of it then I wanted to slap the shit outta him. And Jimmy. So instead of wastin your time with that video, I instead will post an interview that the former General had with Miss Info:

Cut the feed

I reallllly wanted to just throw a porn video in the middle of my posts then apologize like Comcast, but I don’t want you guys gettin fired…it is a recession. Maybe next time.

Who's dressin this dweeb?

Jim Jones is still yappin but this time it’s about somethin I can respect. Everyone knows that black fashion starts with a Harlem nigga. Until a Harlem dude does it, it ain’t cool. To borrow a line from one of Harlem’s finest: “One glare and wink, everyone wearin pink”. And that was the truth, everyone was wearin pink. Tommy Hilfiger and Victoria's Secret both launched their pink line the followin season (granted they probably planned it before Cam did). Then Santana came with his extra long tees (I called them t-skirts) and everyone started doin that. Then Jimmy came with the skull and bones…But what’s really good with Jay rockin them oversized glasses? See, that’s what I hate about people sometimes. They rock shit just because it’s in. Not because they look good. That’s why I’ma continue to call people out on my website that fuck up. Not because they’ll read it and know better, but because it’ll make me feel good about callin someone out lol.

Go Deep

So my favorite rapper (it flip flops between him and Nas), Cam’ron, has released a song called “Bottom of the Pussy Hole” or as I call it, BOTPH, which is a hilarious track. Tryin to sound apologetic for what he has done to women in the past, but you know the whole time he was recording the song he was smirkin. If you don’t know where he got the idea from, here is a video for you to enjoy. By far the funniest shit I’ve heard come out a woman’s mouth and the TRUEST shit too. I have screwed many women into slavery lmao.

Crash Landing

Allergies are acting up so lookin at the screen for an extended time gives me a headache. Guess I’ll have to keep it short today. VMAs are being hosted in LA but since I am without cable I can’t really see it or rant on it. But I’m downloading it as we speak (or read) along with Entourage, so tomorrow’s rant should be a good one!

So I came to a very sad realization this weekend. Nothin revolutionary but just solidified the argument. Beefing with 50 Cent will end your career or in this case, break up your group. Bring in Exhibit A: Dip-Set. Cam’ron and the Dips have survived beefs with Nas and Jay-Z, but as soon as they went up against 50…well you know the rest. 50 is a monster that has to be stopped. I don’t know what kinda incriminating pics or information he has on people in the rap game, but once you try to go head up against him, you’re done. The Game kinda survived but I think LAX is his last album, and The Game didn’t really have a career yet for 50 to extinguish. Fat Joe went up against 50, but Joey Crack is….well Joey Crack. And I don’t even know any Puerto Ricans that buy his shit.

Livin in LA, I’ve noticed a lot of things that differentiate the west from the east. Most notably is fashion. People in LA have no style. Everyone dresses like everyone else or what they see the celebrities do. The biggest culprit has to be the Mexicans. Not so much the guys, but the girls for sure. I think Mexican girls get a discount on skinny jeans, because every single one of them has at least 5 pairs. The problem with them wearing skinny jeans (and this doesn’t apply to all of them, but a good 80%) is the Mexican body structure. A lot of Mexican girls are top heavy. All the fat they have stops at the waist. It’s like the cells in their bodies won’t allow any fat to end up in the ass or legs. So you’re prolly thinkin “well, then what’s wrong with them wearin the jeans if they legs are skinny?” So I say to you, you need to paint a better picture in your head. If all the fat is kept at the top and they are wearing skinny jeans, take a moment a draw that out. It looks disgusting. It looks like the guy who spends all his time at the gym doin upper body workouts and neglects his legs. Except instead of muscle in that upper body, replace it with fat. Ohhhh, now you get the picture. Another thing I hate about the skinny jeans is when guys wear them and then try to sag their pants. A) No guy should be wearing jeans that tight (this ain’t the early 90s) and B) No guy should be saggin his pants (this ain’t the late 90s). Maybe they aren’t sagging, maybe their jeans are so tight, that’s as far up as they would go. Lol, either way it’s homo and a look that should be discarded.

Now that I’ve lost all my Latina friends, lol, I would like to mention one thing I like about them. They all seem to like to hug after just meeting you. Other ethnicities won’t let you get that close even if you fuckin them. So that’s pretty nice since they are top heavy, just gotta make sure your hand doesn’t get stuck in a roll, lmao.

In an act that smells more and more of desperation, McCain has vowed to have more than the one token Democrat in his Cabinet. He has promised U.S. Sen. Joseph Lieberman a spot as well, lol. But seriously, I wonder how it feels to run a race you know you’re losing?

We all know that Sarah Palin in 1984, she was crowned Miss Wasilla and she was runner-up in the subsequent Miss Alaska pageant later that year. I already made a joke about it. But here is the kicker…the person she lost to was Marilyne Blackburn, Alaska’s first BLACK winner. HAHAHAHAHAHA. How you lose to a black person in a state with no black people? The judges must have chose Marilyne for her “exoticness.” Did McCain know this before choosing Palin? Probably not, since he just drew names out a hat lmao. I guess Palin does have a lot of experience, since she’s already experienced losing to the first black winner!!!

Up in Fresno, cops have arrested a man that broke into a farm and woke up 2 of the farm workers by “rubbing spices” on one, and smacking the other one with an eight inch assuage. HAHAHAHA, how homo. I mean, if that was me, I woulda never reported that part to the cops. “Yeah officer, he woke me up by slapping me with an eight inch sausage.” The cops musta have been rollin on the floor laughin when writing the report.

I feel sorry for Bob:


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Livin' in the hood

So make sure you tell your friends (all 2 of them) to tell a friend, because the more readers I have, the more people will click on a link and make me money. And how does this benefit you? Well all the proceeds go to the "Help The Tenant Move Into A Mansion Foundation". One the goal amount is reached, there will be a big yacht party and all of you will be invited!!! Not all of you will be allowed to come on the boat and for those that do make it, please expect to be robbed by pirates that I hired lol. So I noticed that I tend to focus my commentary on non-black celebrities even though I am African-AMerican. Well the reason being is blacks make it too easy/boring to rant on. When aren't we doin somethin dumb? Let me show you how easy it is when I just talk about blacks:

Wesley Snipes has released The Art of War 2 straight to DVD. Don’t pass Go, don’t collect $200. Lol, that joke is ironic because while I was referring to how this movie prolly didn’t get the green light from a lot of studios and won’t collect any money, that nigga really is goin to jail. Wes, Uncle Sam has nightmares about black and brown people makin money…why would you think he would allow you to STEAL money from him? Pay your taxes and Uncle Sam will stay under you bed like a good boogie monster.

T.I. is beefin with Shawty LO over who is from ATL and who isn’t (it’s really who is from Bankhead and who isn’t, but it’s the same shit to me). We nit picking like that now? A security guard was shot at Jermaine Dupri’s club this past weekend. Cam’ron sold Juelz’s contract to Def Jam. Max B was shot at during his performance but couldn’t see the shooter because he had his shades on. SMH. Either we beefin with words or we beefin with bullets. And that’s not really fun to rant about. And I ain’t really a sports person, so I don’t really talk about athletes. And we barely see black people on the big screen, so it’s not like the paparazzi are following their every move. So while black people are very entertaining, black celebrities aren’t (more irony for yo ass).

Wait this just in…Morgan Freeman was in a severe car accident in which his vehicle rolled over multiple times. He was listed in serious condition when he arrived at the hospital but seems to be in better spirits now. He has a broken hand, arm, and had shoulder damage. He had surgery to reconnect nerves and repair damage to his left arm and hand. Didn’t he just do a movie with Jack Nicolson? The Bucket List which was basically of things to do before they died? “Flip car over multiple times? Check” From what I heard, he was tryin to negotiate a bigger payment for the next Batman move by doin his own stunts in the movie, lol. But seriously, glad he’s ok. I can’t wait to see him play God again in another Almighty movie (I’m thinkin Kane Almighty, hm hm no takers? How bout Judas Almighty? Nah Kane has a better ring to it lol). Side note: peep the bling in Morgan’s ears. Dammmmn old man got his SHINE on lol.

Tomorrow I’ll resume rantin about white celebrities and leave the colored folk for the real news lol.

But seriously this is how easy we make it:

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