Demaris Meyer sues Morgan Freeman

Remember last summer when Morgan Freeman got into that scary car accident? Well it turns out the mystery lady he was with is now suing him. I love America. She wants him to pay for her injuries and tell people that she’s not “the other woman” and the reason Morgan is divorcing his wife. First off bitch, how you gonna sue someone for gettin into a car accident? She claims that he was drinkin, alright then why didn’t you drive you simple bitch? It was HER car that they got into an accident with. Some dumb old ’97 Maxima which really pisses me off because Maxima’s are great cars so I’m wonderin what the fuck was goin on that homeboy rolled into a ditch. Did they check the bitch’s mouth for semen at the scene? And she ain’t even that hot to be suing anybody. And she talkin bout she had memory loss and can’t work no more. But she sure as hell remembered who drove her and what he was drinkin!! Oh, and where were the two going so “high” off life? Back to Freeman’s spot because he said she could stay in the guest house. How is she not the other woman? At my place there is the regular house and the guest house. My regular woman sleeps with me in the regular house. My other women sleep with me in the guest house. SMH at you, she devil.

Livin' in the hood

So make sure you tell your friends (all 2 of them) to tell a friend, because the more readers I have, the more people will click on a link and make me money. And how does this benefit you? Well all the proceeds go to the "Help The Tenant Move Into A Mansion Foundation". One the goal amount is reached, there will be a big yacht party and all of you will be invited!!! Not all of you will be allowed to come on the boat and for those that do make it, please expect to be robbed by pirates that I hired lol. So I noticed that I tend to focus my commentary on non-black celebrities even though I am African-AMerican. Well the reason being is blacks make it too easy/boring to rant on. When aren't we doin somethin dumb? Let me show you how easy it is when I just talk about blacks:

Wesley Snipes has released The Art of War 2 straight to DVD. Don’t pass Go, don’t collect $200. Lol, that joke is ironic because while I was referring to how this movie prolly didn’t get the green light from a lot of studios and won’t collect any money, that nigga really is goin to jail. Wes, Uncle Sam has nightmares about black and brown people makin money…why would you think he would allow you to STEAL money from him? Pay your taxes and Uncle Sam will stay under you bed like a good boogie monster.

T.I. is beefin with Shawty LO over who is from ATL and who isn’t (it’s really who is from Bankhead and who isn’t, but it’s the same shit to me). We nit picking like that now? A security guard was shot at Jermaine Dupri’s club this past weekend. Cam’ron sold Juelz’s contract to Def Jam. Max B was shot at during his performance but couldn’t see the shooter because he had his shades on. SMH. Either we beefin with words or we beefin with bullets. And that’s not really fun to rant about. And I ain’t really a sports person, so I don’t really talk about athletes. And we barely see black people on the big screen, so it’s not like the paparazzi are following their every move. So while black people are very entertaining, black celebrities aren’t (more irony for yo ass).

Wait this just in…Morgan Freeman was in a severe car accident in which his vehicle rolled over multiple times. He was listed in serious condition when he arrived at the hospital but seems to be in better spirits now. He has a broken hand, arm, and had shoulder damage. He had surgery to reconnect nerves and repair damage to his left arm and hand. Didn’t he just do a movie with Jack Nicolson? The Bucket List which was basically of things to do before they died? “Flip car over multiple times? Check” From what I heard, he was tryin to negotiate a bigger payment for the next Batman move by doin his own stunts in the movie, lol. But seriously, glad he’s ok. I can’t wait to see him play God again in another Almighty movie (I’m thinkin Kane Almighty, hm hm no takers? How bout Judas Almighty? Nah Kane has a better ring to it lol). Side note: peep the bling in Morgan’s ears. Dammmmn old man got his SHINE on lol.

Tomorrow I’ll resume rantin about white celebrities and leave the colored folk for the real news lol.

But seriously this is how easy we make it:

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

Hey Don't Sue Me: The image of the jailbird was found at SoxFirst.com and the image of Morgan Freeman is property of Universal Pictures...GOOOD lol