Eva Mendes is AskMen's #1 chick

I used to be an AskMen.com reader way back when they first came on the internet. They had great insightful articles and improved my quality of life and the way I view the world. Then they started the Top 99 Women list which I thought was the best list ever because it wasn’t based on who had a movie out or who did an interview with them. It wasn’t politics, it was all beauty. Then AskMen got big, changed their site makin it harder to navigate, watered down their articles, and just became a waste of time. But the straw that broke my back was when they named Katherine Heigl #1, even when most of the fans rated her lower. Katherine, if you don’t already know, ain’t shit to me. She’s a loud mouth bitch. End of story. But I didn’t let my personal dislike for her bother me when rating her. I was going solely on looks. And if AskMen thought that she looked better than Ambrosio, Beckinsale, Alba (she was lookin right in 2007), hell even better than Aniston, I couldn’t fuck with the site anymore. And I haven’t. Now we have the new list. This year’s number one? Eva Mendes. Eh…ok. I’ll live with that. Though I think her peak was right before she did Ghost Rider 2 years ago. The rest of the top 5 in sequential order: Megan Fox (over make up’d all the time, not even my top 10. Hoe sit down), Marisa Miller (of all the SI and VS models, the one that looks most like a boy?), Keeley Hazell (who is cute, but her time was about 3 years ago, give me Lucy Pinder), and Anne Hathaway (eh, I like my pale chicks to be red heads and she inconsistent). In order to not make it a beauty pageant, AskMen has incorporated little blurbs about what each girl has done in the past year whether it be humanitarian efforts or movements in their careers. Which I guess makes the list more respectable but at the end of the day, I still can’t fuck with it. Maybe you’ll get it right next year guys. Other notes: wifey didn’t make the list…she did have a behind the scenes year, so I expect to see her on next year’s list. Tina Fey #97, good job. Halle Berry #13. Jolie was #42. Heigl is at #81…who goes from #1 to #81? Obviously AskMen realized their error from last year.

Eva Mendes is Alluring

To help promote her new movie, The Spirit (in theatres on Christmas), Eva Mendes did an interview with Allure Magazine. Here are some excerpts:
Eva on the Calvin Klein ads that were banned because they featured a nude Mendes rolling around in the sheets of a bed: “Can you trust me on this one for a second? My nipple — it is soooo not a big deal. You just see the nipple for a split second while I’m rolling around on a bed. That’s it!”

Eva on whether her stunning looks are helping or hurting her Hollywood career: “I’m not one of those actresses who says that because of my good looks I don’t get offered the right things. No! I’m not being offered the things I want because I haven’t shown my ability as an actress.”

Eva on her never-confirmed but highly reported stint in rehab last winter: “Ummmmm … I’m not confirming or denying rehab.”

Eva on her ditzy reputation: “I’m a smart cookie. You can’t do what I do and not be smart. But am I an intellectual? No. And I think that’s what I mean when I say I look for brains in men.”

Wow. Fun, smart, not shy about her body, and no big Hollywood ego…if I already didn’t have my Spanish fly I would be so down for Eva. To think, I didn’t really like her. Thought she was over hyped. My mistake.

No one on the corner has swagger like us...

Remember that chick that annoyed the hell outta me? Well it looks like one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Or in this case one woman's trash is another man's catchy hook. I just downloaded some songs some I’m litter this post with HOT FIYAH (like Dylan) cuz ya’ll can’t see me like you got cheap seats lmao.

So let’s get ready for all the back peddling that will occur over the next few months. Because I know the Republicans won’t forget about how the Clintons didn’t think Obama has enough experience but now they are backing him. Damn Democratic flip floppers. You know what would really impress me? If they came out and said they played dirty politics and were tryin to attack Obama anyway they could. I’m really glad Obama stuck to his “Change” platform and didn’t roll in the mud with all the other candidates. The last label he would need is the ABM or Angry Black Man label. There is NO way white people would vote for an ABM into office. They would rather see a CWB or Crazy White Bitch be President first, lol.

The Most Pitiful Non Drugged Out Celebrity is at it again. Jennifer Aniston was seen rockin a ring on her ring finger. Granted a lot of women do that, and the ring clearly isn’t an engagement ring or wedding band…but with her track record, it’s very loser-ish. She really needs to fire her manager or whoever is tellin her it’s ok to wallow in self-pity and make soccer moms around the country feel sorry for you. She needs to stop lookin so desperate cuz no celebrity wants to deal with a head case. Now a field engineer who does blogging on the side might wanna deal with you….so go ahead and leave your phone number Jen, I’ll call you in a couple days (sike, I don’t need any drama in my life).

Seems like new money got ran out by old money….or more like old white dudes didn’t want see a black man shine. Jay-Z’s 40/40 Club in Vegas is closing its doors soon and the area is being sold back to the hotel. I been to the 40/40 in Vegas and it was cool. I didn’t like how it was out of the way of everythin else in the hotel. Usually hotel clubs are found on the first or even second floor of the hotel. To access the 40/40 you had to go down like 2 or 3 flights of stairs before you reached it. If this was an uber exclusive club, then that woulda made sense. But it wasn’t. It was a $20 cover just like any other spot. Vegas is a tough market and I don’t think Jay was ever set up to succeed. O well, he’s thinkin bout opening one up in Chi-town and/or Tokyo.

Speakin of the Carters….what in the fuck hell shit is sister-in-law, Solange, wearin on her feet? Did she step in road kill? Is that a set Tina Turner wigs? I know Beyonce is laughing her ass off lookin at her sister. Because you know their mama dresses them…I guess Mama Knowles was like only one sister can look fly when makin public appearances and that sister is gonna be the richer one.







I guess Mama Knowles is also pickin out outfits for Eva Mendes….



what is this yellow moo moo teddy? It says “I wanna be sexy for you, but not tonight because I have a headache” lol. The things people wear.

Yay for original casting!!!!
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The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!