Bill Clinton went to N. Korea and laid his mack down

The second black President couldn’t get it done, so they had to call up the O.G. How gangsta is that? Yo, there is nobody else in the United States government (that isn’t military) that coulda got those journalists any smoother. It so reminds me of the Jaime Foxx stand up when he was jokin about Bill talkin to Osama:

More bitchassness

Ok, so maybe Bill Clinton thinks McCain is a better choice than Obama, everyone is entitled to their opinion. But if he is gonna live in a different house, THEN HIS BITCH ASS SHOULD MOVE TO A DIFFERENT HOUSE. Don’t sit and claim Democrat but be dick riding the Republicans. Don’t play this politics bullshit with us Bill, because if Obama loses, don’t think we gonna give Hilary a chance in ’12. You better mind your manners old man…I’ll kick your ass.

A bitch slap for a bitch

Bill Clinton is a bitch. O wait he is part black. Bill Clinton is a bitch ass nigga. He really has some bitchassness flowin thru his veins right now. How he gonna say, don’t attack Palin, there’s no reason to get negative. And that he likes both candidates and wouldn’t mind seein either one in office? Word Bill? You gonna play us like that? Yo plantation slave driver ass was tryin to HANG Obama when he was runnin up against Hilary, but now you say let’s play fair when goin up against the Republicans (which is bullshit, because it’s not like the Dems have been that scathing or outright lyin in their attacks). That’s some real bitch made shit right there, I’m so mad. I would punch that dude in his face if I saw him. Fuck him and his Secret Service. Maybe he’s gettin a “secret service” from Palin, that’s why he’s all chill now. Real recognize real and Bill you lookin might unfamiliar right now. I do recall havin our first “black” president back in the 90s but I think he died in that plane crash that Barker and DJ AM were in. The time we need him to rally behind Obama and reminds us of the days we had a Democratic President and now he wanna get all wishy washy.

No one on the corner has swagger like us...

Remember that chick that annoyed the hell outta me? Well it looks like one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Or in this case one woman's trash is another man's catchy hook. I just downloaded some songs some I’m litter this post with HOT FIYAH (like Dylan) cuz ya’ll can’t see me like you got cheap seats lmao.

So let’s get ready for all the back peddling that will occur over the next few months. Because I know the Republicans won’t forget about how the Clintons didn’t think Obama has enough experience but now they are backing him. Damn Democratic flip floppers. You know what would really impress me? If they came out and said they played dirty politics and were tryin to attack Obama anyway they could. I’m really glad Obama stuck to his “Change” platform and didn’t roll in the mud with all the other candidates. The last label he would need is the ABM or Angry Black Man label. There is NO way white people would vote for an ABM into office. They would rather see a CWB or Crazy White Bitch be President first, lol.

The Most Pitiful Non Drugged Out Celebrity is at it again. Jennifer Aniston was seen rockin a ring on her ring finger. Granted a lot of women do that, and the ring clearly isn’t an engagement ring or wedding band…but with her track record, it’s very loser-ish. She really needs to fire her manager or whoever is tellin her it’s ok to wallow in self-pity and make soccer moms around the country feel sorry for you. She needs to stop lookin so desperate cuz no celebrity wants to deal with a head case. Now a field engineer who does blogging on the side might wanna deal with you….so go ahead and leave your phone number Jen, I’ll call you in a couple days (sike, I don’t need any drama in my life).

Seems like new money got ran out by old money….or more like old white dudes didn’t want see a black man shine. Jay-Z’s 40/40 Club in Vegas is closing its doors soon and the area is being sold back to the hotel. I been to the 40/40 in Vegas and it was cool. I didn’t like how it was out of the way of everythin else in the hotel. Usually hotel clubs are found on the first or even second floor of the hotel. To access the 40/40 you had to go down like 2 or 3 flights of stairs before you reached it. If this was an uber exclusive club, then that woulda made sense. But it wasn’t. It was a $20 cover just like any other spot. Vegas is a tough market and I don’t think Jay was ever set up to succeed. O well, he’s thinkin bout opening one up in Chi-town and/or Tokyo.

Speakin of the Carters….what in the fuck hell shit is sister-in-law, Solange, wearin on her feet? Did she step in road kill? Is that a set Tina Turner wigs? I know Beyonce is laughing her ass off lookin at her sister. Because you know their mama dresses them…I guess Mama Knowles was like only one sister can look fly when makin public appearances and that sister is gonna be the richer one.







I guess Mama Knowles is also pickin out outfits for Eva Mendes….



what is this yellow moo moo teddy? It says “I wanna be sexy for you, but not tonight because I have a headache” lol. The things people wear.

Yay for original casting!!!!
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Demons still roam amongst us. Joseph Edward Ducan III of Coeur d'Alene, Idaho is one. Duncan kidnapped a boy, Dylan Groene, and his sister, Shasta, in May 2005 after murdering their older brother, their mother and her fiancé in the Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, area. The two young children were taken deep into the Lolo National Forest, where they endured weeks of horrendous abuse at Duncan's hands. Duncan ultimately shot the boy point-blank in the head while his sister, then 8, watched. Paul Slack is another, but he’s from London. He’s convicted of murdering a 64-year-old acquaintance by forcing a walking stick down his throat has been sentenced to life in prison. I tell you these stories not to horrify you, but to desensitize you…because this kinda shit doesn’t even get me mad anymore. What gets me mad is how humane we treat them after they commit such heinous acts (yes, heinous, I think using that word makes me sound professional…so deal it with lol). Why can’t we take these blokes into a backyard and just string them up and make them human piñatas…at A-Rod’s bday party? Once they split open, toss em on the side of the road for the birds to eat them out. Then the next person will think before he commits a heartless crime.

Time For A Change!!! And change begins with our favorite friendly half Negro, Barack Obama!! Big news is he has finally decided on a VP but he is keepin mum (most people think he will make this announcement on Saturday because he has a big event going on). Wouldn’t it be crazy if he announced Bill Clinton as his runnin mate? Wow, the black population would go crazy. The white population would go crazy. It would be like a Jackson 5 reunion tour…with the return of the afros and bell pepper noses!!! I mean, since Bill is half black, combining him with Obama will provide us with our first FULL black president!!! Lol. But I have a better chance of running a train on Hilary and Chelsea with an English futbol club than Bill appearin on the ticket. I mean, Bill was vicious durin this campaign season. So vicious that black people remembered that he was white! I actually saw him standin in line reapplying for his Ghetto Pass. Lol, crazyness. Rick Ross was further behind in the line.

Speakin of the Clints, it appears that Hil is still $24 million in debt. Dammmmmmmmmmmmn. $11 mill goes to the individual vendors while she’s outta pocket more than $13 mill her own money. Son, if I owed myself $13 mill….I prolly wouldn’t give a fuck cuz I had the 13 to spend anyways!!!! But seriously, that’s a lot of money to just be losin like that. Maybe the futbol club and I SHOULD pay Mrs. Clinton a visit. See if we can come up with a way to pay her debts, lol.

Gwen Stefani just had a baby boy today, her second. After the baby was delivered, doctors examined Gwen’s cavity and yelled in it “Is that all you got?!?” Apparently Gwen didn’t get the memo that this is the year to have twins.

Home wreckin hoe Sienna Miller enjoys the love she gets from her neighbors:

Can’t say I feel sorry for her….this is what happens when you make a reputation of sleeping with married men.


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