2010 VMAs...sucked

So i had a personal request to come back...and the reason I'm doin this isn't because I owe that one person a favor or that they have nude pictures of me with a donkey and some whipped cream. No. I'm postin because I kinda miss it. The world is a crazy enough place to keep me employed and ranting till my grandkids take over the family business. Anyways, on to the 2010 MTV VMAs. I honestly believe that MTV is doing to the world what BET did to black people. The education system is failing and I think it falls on the shoulders of the media to properly educate the masses...but that's another rant.

The program was over two hours which gives me more than enough ammo to fire off for two days but I'ma try to keep this tight like Kim Kardashian's vagina. Now off the bat you think my analogy failed, but I digress. The bitch loves to keep herself together (so to speak) so I'm prettttty sure she's had that vagina rejuvenation surgery. It's the Kim K way!!! And I for one am happy for it, because I like it tight. Not snug. Tight. Like "hold on hold on, don't move I might bust" tight. The things I would do to Kim Kardashian would be deemed illegal after the video leaked. The Supreme Court would make up a new law just to prevent it from happening to another woman. And if you haven't seen her Playboy pics, you can check them here (NSFW).

First on my shit list is the people on the guest list. LADY GAGA!!! Of course I have to talk about her talented ass. And what an ass she has for a white girl. Oh and speakin of white girls with asses (or lack thereof) Chelsea Handler's bottom is very disappointing considerin all the attention it gets from anyone black on her show. Maybe she shoulda invested in Booty Pop for the VMAs. But back to Gaga. I don't like her. Her music is catchy. It's pop. It's manufactured. We've all seen Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta on Boiling Points and the YouTube videos of her pre fame performances. So it really annoys me when she turns into Gaga and talks about keepin it real and expressin yourself. Lady Gaga is a persona. Just like The Tenant. Just like Diddy. Yes, I put my name right in-between to great entertainers because I am a great entertainer...the world just doesn't know it yet. And to be honest, The Tenant isn't too far off from the real me. Just as crazy but a bit more impolite when blogging. Anyways, congrats to Gaga but stick to makin music not makin statements...your fashion sense and music is statement enough. Is it just me or were there no black presenters this year or did I fast forward past them all? Any black presenter had a white chaperone with them. Chelsea is hilarious on her show, but was clearly nervous being the first woman to host the VMAs in like 16 years or so. Or maybe she was worried about here sex tape being leaked soooon. Check out stills here (NSFW) Eh, maybe she'll get another shot hostin somethin else. If Sofia Vergara can fix her English just slightly, they should let her host. The things I would do to Kim K, I would practice with Sofia first. Ay mami!!! This year's VMAs is the first time I've heard Justin Bieber sing, dance, or ANYTHING! I look at him and a math equation pops in my head. Justin Timberlake - Timbaland = Justin Bieber. I will admit I can see his appeal - little Canadian boy swag. But at the end of the day I'm not downloadin his music off iTunes or iStealTunes. For the most part the people at the VMAs were very muted (thanks a lot Kanye) and nothin memorable happened. Maybe next year they'll shock people again. And when I say "they" I mean MTV because honestly nothin happens without their permission. White people love control.

Will.I.Am is more colorful inside than out

As far as performances go, I think the best might have to be...DJ Deadmau5. The LED Mickey Mouse head was awesome and he's a pretty good DJ. Click on his name to check his website. I don't do house/trance/dance/techo etc. but I could see myself poppin a Skittle at one of his parties. Second place can go to Kim Kardashian for pretending she likes Justin Bieber when she really wants me. And third place can go to Em and Rihanna. B.o.B.'s performance was cut short, Kanye's new song was going for first place till the autotune came out, nobody cares about Taylor Swift anymore, and Usher looked like he needed a walker after his performance. Honestly, I was like is Usher gonna dance or not? He broke it down a bit, but not the Usher we all remember. Guess the little baby is keepin him up at night, now that he's a single father (I told him not to marry that bitch and here's proof). The "What The Fuck" moment has resulted in a tie between Will.I.Am's matte finish makeup and Swizz Beats pretending to play the piano during Drake's performance. Will.I.Am look like a fuckin Kaws doll. It's wasn't bad compared to what other artist do (*cough*Gaga*cough*) but it was like...what the fuck? And Swizzy needs to stop. Oh you bangin a world renown piano player (Alicia Keys for those of you not in the know) so you think you can bang on a piano? WRONG!!! Sit your funny lookin ass down. Preferably a bench without a piano in front of it. Mary J. did kill it, but that's like sayin the NYPD likes to target blacks. DUHHHHH!!!

So that's it. That's my take on this year's VMAs. I wish the cast of Jersey Shore drowned in the jacuzzi but one can only wish. I'ma leave ya with the last performance, Kanye's "Runaway" which is also a film he directed...not anticipating that. Don't get me wrong, Kanye is a visionary for sure but ummm we know what happens when he tries to put his vision to film. Shout out to DJ HeaVyneSS for providing the video. I know the video is really from MTV but DJ HeaVyneSS is the best DJ on the east coast that hasn't gone global yet...so fuck off and go to his site.

2010 MTV Video Music Awards - More VMA Video

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Is Sen. Reid all the news we have?

So no intro and no boobies. Just kinda wanna speak on the Reid situation real quickr. As you know, Sen. Harry Reid said some racist shit about Obama during Obama’s campaign. It’s all been brought to light and Republicans want his head on a platter. The way I see it Sen. Reid is wrong for what he said…but it doesn’t surprise me. I mean, after Benedict Clinton turned his coat and reminded us that he was a white man, no Democrat is safe to trust. BUT…they are still democrats and they are all about helping the people…if it means catering to the people that lack respect for. The whole thing is kinda crazy if you ask me. I mean “Negro dialect”? What the fuck dialect is that? “What’s up?” “Yo, my nigga”? Are those examples? Reid shoulda said that Obama sounds like a white boy. That woulda been easier to for people to accept…at least for me it woulda been, because then it would be stating a fact. Obama does talk very proper for a black person. That comes with the job though. Nobody works a corporate job and talks to their boss in street slang. That’s just stupid. I think the Republicans have said worse things and haven’t given up their posts for it. And like I said before, it’s only a racist comments run afoul if the person that said it is racist. Sen. Reid might be a closet racist but his work in Congress proves that, outwardly, he’s a nigga lover (that’s what Republicans call people like Reid). If Sen. Reid had an agenda against Obama and was working to see Obama fail, then his word would bother me more. But if he has come to terms with Obama winning and is working with Obama…then who cares what he said during primaries?

I ain't dead yet

The first blog for “The 10”© Yes that is how I will refer to 2010 and if you wanna use it, pay me!!! Another thing I wanna trademark is the “licking lips” smiley face : - 9 It’s that gangsta??? The 10 is already startin to look up for me…not sure for this blog lol. If y’all don’t subscribe, tell your friends, and become fans on Facebook then I’m gonna disappear. You have to believe in me!

Jay-Z feat. Swizz Beats - On To The Next One

Um, pretty interesting video to say the least. I like the jacket and gloves, anyone knows the designer? What the hell was the purpose of Young Jeezy in the video? Weird.

Flying isn't fun anymore

CONTINENTAL AIRLINES STIKES AGAIN!!! Fuck that airline…and fuck United. They cancelled my flight to Buffalo from Chicago, yet had flights to cities in Ohio and Rochester, NY which is just an hour away. So airlines to avoid: Continental, United, and Air Tran. Cities to avoid connections: Chicago (O’Hare) and Atlanta. In other flyin news, it appears that the Arabs are off the “people you should be afraid to fly with list” and it’s back to the niggas again. More specifically, the Africans. Even more specific, the Nigerians. Even more very specific, those radical Muslims. I mean, I don’t understand how settin yourself on fire is supposed to bring down a plane…makes me wonder if this was a real attack. You know how the government likes to use fear to get their agenda pushed. I mean in light of the kid getting on the plane with “explosives” in his pants, the TSA is now going to install those full body scanners at various airports. Remember when they were first proposed but there was a lot of push back because of privacy issues? I bet nobody cares about someone seein their tits now…I mean the kid didn’t even get onto the flight in America so what good would the scanners have been? I think it was all a clever ploy. When you can’t force something down someone’s throat, you coax it down...just ask Mark Zuckerberg about stripping privacy while telling the users you’ve increased security. It all started back in August when Hilary Clinton was in Nigeria talkin about al Qaeda may set up shop in Nigeria and 4 months later – BAM! A Nigerian terrorist. I’ll be watchin as this story continues to unfold because it’s gonna be bad news. Whether for Americans or Nigerians (or both) we have yet to see.

Twin City Twins: Anne and Kate - rarest unicorns ever

No clue who these twins are but if I had enough money I would marry the both of them just so that no other man could have the satisfaction of calling them his wife. Baddest white chicks I’ve ever seen. Ever.

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