Child eats drugs at airport

Excuse me but, ahahhahahahahahahaha, dumb ass kid. What’s good with parents improperly raising children? Since when is it cool to pick up a bag that doesn’t belong to you and start eatin from it? Yo, that would be a hundred hand slaps from my momma E. Honda. And both grandparents thought the other bought it? Ugh. That’s just a sorry excuse for not payin attention if you ask me. But I’m not an evil man. I’m glad the child is alright and I hoped she learned her lesson. As for the person that resealed the bag, shame on you. Skittles? Really? Pushing drugs like that now? Not gonna lie tho, that’s a pretty crafty way to get things done.

Free at last...kinda

It appears that the demographic for prisoners going to jail on drug related charges have reversed. According to a study done by some smart guys, the number of white people goin to jail for drugs has increased by over 40%, while the number of blacks has gone down by over 25%. I was gonna say, maybe they arrested all the blacks that needed to be arrested. But nope, it appears that the numbers started going down once the war on drugs became a national law enforcement issue. Meaning all the crooked cops in your local hoods where bein placed on paid leave or didn’t even handle the busts anymore. Everythin was left up to the DEA and such. President’s black, white people are finally payin for their crimes just like blacks do…the sun is startin to shine brighter for African Americans. Couldn’t start to happen any sooner, since they are about to be dethroned as the largest minority in this country. White people keep fuckin around they might become the minority in this country. Wow…circular. Just waitin on the Native Americans to put smallpox on the sheets in the casino hotels. Payback is a bitch.

Heroin is the new gateway drug for kids...gateway to HELL!!!

What kinda parent doesn’t send their kid to rehab after the first overdose? I mean, how damn stupid are you? Everyone knows you can't trust a teen on their word. Seriously, a teen says they aren't gonna sneak out anymore and by the time you head downstairs they are scaling the tree outside their room. What would make you think they would stop using a highly addictive drug? Adults can't pull themselves away from it. Listening to your teen is like when Microsoft listened to the Atlanta Hawks. Anyways, I think I found my new hustle. I’m cool with the Mexicans, I prolly can get it over the border easier, and I need some money because this blogging shit is for the birds. Get it? Birds? A key? Drugs? Am I the hottest in America or what? Fuck yeah! Anyways, RIP to that pretty girl. And the east coast needs to step their drug game up…tho I think heroin was always popular over there.

Drug tests to get Federal Aid

Personally, I don’t think drugs have anythin to do with work ethics. If you a lazy sonvabitch without drugs, you gonna be a lazy sonvabitch with drugs. I know a dude who is being sent overseas by his company, and the muthafucka is a weed head. When he travels to other cities, the first thing he asks is “who sells weed in this town?” He ain’t never forget to pick up his sister after school. He doesn’t sit on the couch every Friday night just smoking his life away. Now crack, that kills. A crack head can’t function in life let alone a job, so if they wanted to test for crack then I would agree. Coke. Who works in Hollywood and doesn’t do coke? You have to do coke, it’s the only way to set your mind free as an artist. If we gonna start doin drug tests why don’t we start with the niggas on Wall St. who fucked our economy. Next we can go over to Bush, maybe that would explain the past 8 years. Seriously tho, if they gave Bush a drug test and say that he was on coke the whole time, I couldn’t even be mad at him anymore. I’d be like “well, he was on coke. What’d you expect?”