Showing posts with label Pastor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pastor. Show all posts

Friday, May 29, 2009

Pastor Cutie leaves the church for another


Any priest that is having sex but not with little alter boys is a winner in my book! I still don’t understand what the problem is? That’s why I don’t rock with Catholics. I don’t understand which version of the Bible they read…it must be the King LeBron James version because it doesn’t make any sense. If a priest fell in love and wanted to marry, what is wrong with that? Nobody in the Bible was married and had kids? Did God say anyone that serves me can’t be married? Why? Is God jealous? THAT WOULD MAKE HIM GAY!!! And then you have another wrench thrown in the mix. I’m happy for Pastor Cutie (fuck the accent. Oh wait, I just called another man Cutie…does that make me gay? Does that make me God? Oh boy, the Rant is going straight to hell for this one. See ya on the other side!) and I will PRAY that him and his new boo get married and have a family. Wouldn’t it suck if she ended up dumpin him? “I thought we were being naughty, having sex with a Father. But now, the thrill is gone.” Ouch!
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Monday, March 9, 2009

Crazy man kills pastor


No surprise that even while I’m on vacation the idiots in the US continue to work hard. Since we don’t know the whole story, really can’t comment on him shootin a pastor, but that is some true hatred if you kill a pastor in front of his congregation! You couldn’t catch the nigga at home, or outside the super market? He really only works one day a week, and that’s the day you choose to kill him? And the gunman’s gun jammed but I think it only stopped him from killin himself, because nobody goes into planning a mass killing (pun intended, sorry) and doesn’t have more than one gun and enough ammo. So if he planned on killing himself and the gun jammed, does that mean it all went according to God’s plans? Hmmmmmmmmm.
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Monday, March 2, 2009

Hip hop Pastor

This guy is supposedly a Reverend…gotta love white people!
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