Madoff investor dead

It appears that the recession is still killin off people…or at least causing them to commit suicide. Jeffry Picower, 67, was found unconscious in his pool at his Palm Beach, Florida, home. Jeff was an investor with Madoff and may have been workin with Madoff to rip people off. You wanna know what’s really crazy? If the recession didn’t hit, these types of people would still be makin money off the innocent, ignorant, and greedy. I’m pretty sure there are others workin a different sector of the economy that are wiping their brow because they haven’t been exposed yet. Now imagine how much harder it’s goin to be to catch them now that they have wised up. Anyways, Jeff’s death is still being investigated so we don’t know if it was a homicide or suicide or karma. Stay tuned.

Man kills his bride to be

Damn, file this one under crazy things white people do. How you accidentally kill your fiancée? Man that is so sad. He won’t even get to collect life insurance.

RIP Patrick Swayze

It makes you realize nobody is invincible. I mean, here we have millionaires still succumbing to shit like cancer. I woulda thought they would have the best doctors, take care of their health, and all that shit. Anyways, RIP Patrick.

Can Sen. Ted Kennedy rest in peace?

Last week Sen. Ted Kennedy passed away after his courageous battle with brain cancer. And at first I was going to say “RIP” and the whole bit, but then I heard the story about the pregnant women that drowned after Ted drove off the road and into the river (or lake). I’m not gonna give you the total history behind it (that’s what Google is for) but from what I understand he was drunk and he didn’t report the incident till the next day. There is also a rumor that the girl was preggers with his child (and Teddy was already married). I don’t really know how a drunk person can save themselves but a pregnant woman can’t. Was she unconscious? Either way there were a lot of questions and not enough answers and that pretty much DESTROYED Ted’s chances of ever running for President…which is prolly a good thing considering what happened to his older brothers. But because of all that crap, I can’t really say Rest in Peace because it’s obvious he can’t. Not with the public at least. Maybe he made amends with himself, God, and the girl’s family so they can say “RIP”. But I can’t. And we’ll leave it at that because I’m against talkin bad about the dead when they weren’t convicted of anything or haven’t done anything to me personally – that’s still tacky.

RIP DJ AM

DJ AM (Adam Goldstein) died this past weekend. Right now it looks like an overdose on prescription pills. I’m pretty sure he was still haunted by the pain and memories of that flight that took basically everyone’s life except his and good friend, Travis Barker. I still think that’s some sucker shit though. Like I said after the coroner’s report on MJ’s death, these people need to be monitored. If Britney’s dad ain’t step in and take over her life I’m pretty sure she’d be dead too. Where are the families of celebrities who are on the edge and need help? Seriously, ODing on drugs was cool back when hardcore narcotics were new to the game and people wanted to push the limits of their high. Now I’m pretty sure people should know the limits and err on the side of LIFE instead of DEATH. Remember when T.O. overdosed last year? Lol. I wish that was on his reality show.

Fire kills fighters in Buffalo

Wanna start off by sayin RIP to the 2 heroes who put their lives on the line in Buffalo. Two firefighters were killed when responding to reports that someone was still trapped inside. Craziness.

Coroner says Jackson overdosed on sleeping drug

Well, at least Mike won’t complain about not gettin sleep anymore...shake MY FUCKING HEAD!!! WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!! Is it necessary for a celebrity to have a drug problem? Why the fuck aren’t there more regulations to protect these people. I equate a celebrity to someone with a mental retardation. These muthafuckas don’t know right from wrong. They need caregivers!!! How you gonna end your legacy on an overdose? FUCK!!! Just like the rest of them Mike, what the fuck man. I knew it was drugs, but to hear it just fucks with me. I still can’t say aloud that “Michael Jackson is dead.” It just fucks with me. FUCK. Fuck that doctor. Kill his ass. Give him some sleepin medication. Idiot. Matter of fact, send him to jail. In the Philippines. Next time the inmates do a tribute, Conrad can play the bitch.

Man shoots up toll booth

Yo, niggas be crazy for reals. I mean who takes a shotgun and blasts a woman at a toll booth? That’s not a domestic dispute, that’s a crazy muthafucka shootin someone. Nathaniel Burris, 46, was arrested for the murder of two people at a toll booth plaza on Tuesday. The one person was in the booth (his ex boo I guess) and the other was a dude in a car. No clue if the dude in the car was creepin with Nate’s old girl but that’s still a sucker move to shoot a dude in the car. I’m thinking that he was just minding his business tryin to get home and end up with buck shots. Total buffoonery.

RIP John Hughes

RIP John Hughes. He died at the age of 59 from a heart attack while walking. That’s damn sad and scary. I thought 59 was like the new 40? Yo, if I die before 100 I’ll feel robbed. I need to see a century (plus) of history unfold in front of me. I can’t be doin this 60-70 years bullshit. Anyways, Hughes is a famous Hollywood writer whose credits include: “The Breakfast Club”, “National Lampoon's Vacation", "Ferris Bueller's Day Off", "Planes, Trains and Automobiles, and "Home Alone".

Sisters drown in new pool

Damn. How can you even live in that house anymore? I would put it back up on the market. That’s so crazy…I guess the lesson to be learned is don’t underestimate the intelligence of your children. I bet the 2-year old was excited to have a new pool and brought her little sister out to see it. That sucks…this is what I have to come back to? Ugh.

Woman found in closet with fetus missing

I’m tryin to figure out the psychological sense in cutting a baby out of a woman. Why not just snatch a baby outta a stroller or somethin. It’s less messy, and you only get a kidnapping charge instead of kidnapping and murder. Is there really a shortage of babies to adopt that it’s easier to cut one out of someone else? These people are very sick and deserve the worst punishment they can HANDLE. We are sooooo PC with our criminals that the justice system is almost a joke. We should remove the “no cruel or unusual punishment” amendment from the Bill Of Rights. Let’s start punishing guilty parties the way God intended…eye for an eye bitches!

Unmanned planes kill Bin Laden's son

Yayyy, we killed someone else that isn’t Osama. Seriously, are we even tryin? Is he that elusive that nobody can catch him? Do the people love him so much that nobody is willin to rat him out? On a positive note: the UAVs (the drone planes) are turnin out to be the shit!!! Soldiers don’t even have to be on the frontline, hell, they don’t even have to be in the same country as these drones and they just killin muthafuckas left and right. Like in the article it says that some of the solders operate out of a base in NEVADA!!! These dudes hit three targets in a row, feel lucky, then hit up the Vegas strip and try to extend their luck. That’s WAAAAY better than before where getting lucky meant not gettin a limb blown off or bein shot. That’s some good shit. Hopefully it doesn’t get outta hand and we have to deal with SkyNet…cue Terminator music.

Boxer dead in hotel

Talk about some odd news. Former boxer, Arturo Gatti, was found dead by strangulation in his hotel room in Brazil. The cops have arrested his wife, 23-year old Amanda Carina Barbosa Rodrigues, in connection to the murder. Now, I’m neither rocket scientist nor CSI agent, but how the hell does a boxer (37-years old) get strangled to death by his 23-year old wife. What was his record as a boxer? 0-100-1 (the draw came because they simultaneously knocked each other out)? How do you let your wife (who I’m assumin is smaller than him) choke you to death? You a boxer!!! The only thing that should be able to kill a boxer is another boxer. They are like mystical creatures. I hope the coroner’s report comes back and they find that she hit him over the head with an ANVIL before she choked him out. What would kill or stun a normal human is like nothin to a boxer. So if she hit him in the head with a fryin pan or aluminum baseball bat, he prolly didn’t flinch. Craziness.

Goodbye father, brother, friend

MJ’s memorial was yesterday. Very very moving if you ask me. BUT, that’s yesterday this is today. And what better way to start the day off on a sad note, lol (I’m a little stinker). I was good watchin the memorial UP UNTIL THE VERY VERY VERY END. For some reason Paris Jackson decided that I wasn’t emotional enough for her father and up’d it a notch:




Tears. RIP Michael.

McNair's death - the investigation continues

Oh what a tangled web we weave. That chick was only 20-years old, what was McNair datin her for anyways? The dude has a wife for peet’s sake! And how does McNair’s friend walk in see McNair on the sofa and the chick on the floor and think they takin a nap? It’s hard to take a nap with your brain oozing outta your head. They need to just rule it a murder-suicide because it’s obvious that the chick became obsessed with McNair and wanted him to divorce his wife. When he refused and told her that her “pussy is good but that’s about it”, she proceeded to buy the gun and planned on killin him. She most likely gave him the chance to rethink it, but he didn’t calm her down enough and she just killed the both of them. The End. Sad story. I’m pretty sure when she promised to “blow his brains out” by the end of the night, that’s not what he expected.

Operator dies in Disney World

If you operate a train, you may wanna quit your job. In another train accident, this one involving the monorail at “The Happiest Place On Earth” (that’s Disney World for you depressed and gloomy mofos), 21-year old Austin Wuennenberg died after his train plowed into a stationary one yesterday. There was a family aboard the train but they were checked and released. Is there any safe way to travel? Shit, make a muthafucka not wanna leave the house. Chances are it might be due to human error, seein how the other train was stationary unless the brakes just failed. Reports have come in that the train operator in the D.C. accident was textin before the accident. Granted she applied the brakes, it obviously was too late. If these reports are true, then that’s really fucked up. Like runnin a train is completely different than any other form of transportation. They stay on ONE FUCKING LINE for starters. So it’s understandable that you can be bored and want to do some textin or such. But the one time you are needed to pay attention (like approaching the next stop), PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION!!! Runnin into another train is the equivalent of takin an escalator and trippin when it’s time to get off. You have to be an idiot.

Ex-NFL QB, Steve McNair gunned down

What kinda honky tonk police department is runnin this show? Is Don Aaron a plain clothed cop or did he get the call while out with his family for the 4th? Anyways, sad sad shit man. It goes to show you that being rich and famous doesn’t keep you from gettin gunned down. If you’re black, chances are you will die from a bullet. McNair was shot twice in the chest and twice in the head. That’s no joke. Whoever did this wanted that man DEAD. Nobody deserves to die, so I really wonder what McNair did to deserve this. 4 times he was shot. In critical areas. Damn. I mean, he was with another woman and if Mrs. McNair is black…then chances are she found out and went ape shit. But she is the wife of a football player and those guys cheat on their wives so much, I don’t know why they don’t run for a political office after retirement. And why do people walk in on someone that’s dead and call someone OTHER THAN THE POLICE!?! Idiots. This hasn’t been a good summer for celebrities at all. It’s the top of July and we’ve lost like 8 or 9, with 5 being high profile ones. Who is next on the list? If you are an old celebrity (over 40) go see your doctor immediately. Get your will prepared. Spend time with the loved ones. Make a farewell trip for your fans. Time is ticking.

Billy Mays had a heart condition

Just wanted to give ya’ll an update on Billy Mays’ death. It appears he had a heart condition that may have contributed to his death and not the head injury he suffered while on the plane. Whew, I can return my neon green Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle helmet back to Wal-Mart now.

RIP Billy Mays

It appears that something is killin off celebrities. Yesterday Billy Mays, of the Oxiclean fame, died at home in Tampa Bay. He was only 50 years old (just like MJ). Earlier in the day, Mays had flown in from shootin a commercial. The plane he was on blew a tire and Mays said to have bumped his head. There has been no cause of death listed but if it’s another one of those brain hemorrhages, I’m buyin a helmet.

Teenager kills 4-year old sister

I just wanna make a statement that I have no clue what’s goin on with the teen. I’ve never been in that position and all I’m givin is deranged opinion. NOW, what the fuck thought process suggests that killin a 4 year old is the only solution? If he was like 9, 10 then maybe I could understand the child not really knowin who to turn to (if the molester is a family member or has threaten him). But the kid was 18. Legally he coulda ran away. He coulda called the police. He could’ve done a lot of things besides kill the baby. That’s just fuckin ridiculous. There is really no excuse for that. And then he admitted it. Does he hope stayin in prison will protect him from the molester? Does he plan on givin up the molester’s name durin the trial? Does he not know that they rape people in prison? ESPECIALLY those who commit crimes against women and children? That’s why Chris Brown didn’t wanna go to jail…he’s too pretty and woulda been Christina Brown within minutes. Sick world we live in.