Jon minus eight gets hate

Jon Gosselin, new divorcee from “Jon & Kate”, has been spotted in St. Tropez with some new chick who turns out to be Hailey Glassman. Hailey is the daughter of Dr. Glassman who is the man that gave Kate her tummy tuck. Wow. Grimes. But what really bothers me is the fact that the man is across the globe instead of home with the kids right now. I know he can’t be with them 24/7 and he deserves a break…but St. Tropez? Like, he couldn’t take a trip to NYC or LA or hell, the Caribbean? This muthafucka went all the way to the south of France to get away. That is about as douche bag as it gets. I mean, look at the fuckin shirt he’s wearin. I HATE when old dudes try to dress cooler than their age and cooler than they really are. Like if he was a musician…a real one, then I would be like ‘hmm, alright. He still gets the groupie love so why not?’ But Jon is famous for havin eight kids, which none of them are around at the moment. The man is a total ass fuck and may not be the worst dad in the world but he’s definitely fell down in rankings. I mean, who the fuck is he to be in St. Tropez anyways? Does he have TV money like that? And the daughter of his wife’s surgeon? TACKY, TASTELESS, and real bitch made. Byrd Billings gets killed and this man tries to escape his life, smh. If Kate needs to take a trip, she can come and stay in my mama’s basement in LA…I’ll make her feel real good.

Slumdogs still not millionaires

Someone explain to me how you can be an international movie star, but your dad tries to sell you for $400k? That is the situation ‘Slumdog’ star Rubina Ali currently faces. Ali’s (estranged) mother filed a complaint after the News of the World, reported a sting operation to buy the girl. I’m so confused. First, your child is an international superstar, what the fuck makes you think you can just dump her off and no alarms will sound? You can’t just go around peddling celebrities. Imagine Dakota Fanning on the sellin block in China. Second, what’s good with Fox Searchlight not takin care of the kids? When the kids went home, they right back to the slums! I mean, are they preparing to film Slumdog 2: Return to the Slums? Lmao, that was corny. But seriously, those kids should be on top of the world…fuckin, doin coke lines, and everythin else child stars do when thrust into the limelight. An 8 year film star shouldn’t be worryin about their parents sellin them off. Bullshit.

Heroin is the new gateway drug for kids...gateway to HELL!!!

What kinda parent doesn’t send their kid to rehab after the first overdose? I mean, how damn stupid are you? Everyone knows you can't trust a teen on their word. Seriously, a teen says they aren't gonna sneak out anymore and by the time you head downstairs they are scaling the tree outside their room. What would make you think they would stop using a highly addictive drug? Adults can't pull themselves away from it. Listening to your teen is like when Microsoft listened to the Atlanta Hawks. Anyways, I think I found my new hustle. I’m cool with the Mexicans, I prolly can get it over the border easier, and I need some money because this blogging shit is for the birds. Get it? Birds? A key? Drugs? Am I the hottest in America or what? Fuck yeah! Anyways, RIP to that pretty girl. And the east coast needs to step their drug game up…tho I think heroin was always popular over there.

Man robs with daughter watching

A man from Washington is on the run from the police for robbing a convenience store at gun point with his daughter watchin. Police in northern California caught up with the man as they were runnin his license, but he evaded the cops and ditched his daughter in the process. The clerk at the store said that the man was robbing because his daughter needed medical care and on the surveillance video you can hear the man sayin the “economy sucks.” What’d I tell you? Huh? You ain’t wanna listen. You wanted everyone to suffer. You wanted America to hit rock bottom so that we would mystically rise from the ashes huh? We ain’t no fuckin fire bird called the Phoenix muthafucka. We regular human beings. Human beings with needs and instincts. And when needs aren’t bein met, instincts kick in. Right now we have a man robbing a store just to get his daughter help. What will it be next week? A mom robbing to feed her kids? And then what? I pray every night that we don’t hit rock bottom, because I don’t have time to see the ugly side of America.

Men catch baby that fell 40 feet

What kinda shit is this? The siblings tried to off their baby sister? First they threw out her toys then they tried to throw her out. Wow. I read this article the other day but felt it wasn’t postin without the video. The father was “watchin” one of the other children while this was goin on. Like I said, if they outta sight they ain’t safe. SMH at his parenting skills.

Racist parents beat up kids

Today looks like an easy one for me:

Regardless of what the kids said to the family, they shouldn’t have been fightin kids. And don’t try that “self-defense” bullshit because the kids didn’t run up on them like Step Brothers. The police obviously think the adults are at fault, so I gotta believe that the parents started the after school beef. Looks like my race wars are slowly but surely brewin, muhahahahahaha. How big of a plasma can you hang up before it pulls down the wall? 50”? 52”? 60”? lol.

Toddler smokes, cusses, and hollers at chicks

The boy is supposedly two years old, and I’m pretty sure he’s fucked more girls than me. I blame Western Culture. Asians were so nice and uptight, now thanks to YouTube videos of babies smoking weed everybody wants to have the coolest baby in town. I mean just last week in England, a 13 year old became a father with his 15 year old girlfriend. That means his friends could date his daughter and it would really be ok! Sick world man. Ah scratch that, it looks like the 13 year old was told to claim the baby as part of a scam. This is what a recession does to people, makes them stupider.

Man arrested for burning children

How do you accidentally burn your kids with sulfuric acid? How do you accidentally burn FOUR of them? You have to be one of the stupidest persons in Texas to do somethin like that. I can’t even give him the benefit of the doubt because he said he ran because he was scared. This is what confuses me about humans and our instincts. Because in the animal kingdom 99% of the parents protect their young at all costs, so why wouldn’t an able minded human do the same? What part of your parental wiring got mixed up when you saw FOUR of your children hurt and the best plan you came up with was dumpin them off at a restaurant? If you gonna dump them, AT LEAST let it be in front of a hospital. And did you think that you wouldn’t get caught? Like the 14 year old can’t ID you? With a name like Tracey Lynn Escobedo, I have to assume you came from two half wits. Only true hicks give their children two first names, and only the stupidest of them give them a female’s name. I truly feel sorry for the children who had no choice in this gene pool. Hopefully by the time they are old enough to have kids, DNA splicing will be a norm and they can ensure their children come out nothin like their grandparents.

Man arrested for selling daughter

This Mexican’t must be a Republican. Ese sold his 14 year old daughter into marriage (the guy was only 18, so not too bad) for $16,000 and 160 cases of beer, 100 cases of soda, 50 cases of Gatorade, two cases of wine, and six cases of meat. HAHAHAHAHA. Hard times for a fellow for sure. Now most likely this guy was just followin tradition, since in Mexico (and other cultures) it’s alright to offer your daughter up for marriage and in return get food and money and stuff. BUT. Since it’s my blog and I can say whatever I want, I’m gonna blame this on the recession. If he had a real job chances are he wouldn’t need to money. Maybe they got kicked outta their shack (damn foreclosures) and he doesn’t have enough room in the cardboard box for the girl so in order to put a roof over her head, he has to sell her off. Either way: Recessions force parents into tough decisions for their children.

Never flyin again

So my flight outta Jersey went a little somethin like this. Arrive at the airport, go thru security, find out I’ve been flagged for additional screening, get pissy for 10 extra minutes, get to my gate, get on the plane, find out we’ve been delayed for an hour and a half due to a back up of planes, have a crying (like CRYING, like SOMEONE WAS KILLING THIS BABY CRYING) baby behind me with an incompetent mom and dad who can’t figure how to quiet the toddler (yes, toddler because the muthafucka was kickin my chair and screamin ‘no’. And for the hell of it, the mom was Asian and the dad was white, but he looked Europe white), with it’s idiot mom coughing like the bitch had lung cancer for a total of 6 HOURS. I was annoyed to say the least. I’ma create an airline strictly for non family flights. If you have a child under the age of 15, you can’t fly on the plane. But I was pissy from the jump because of the “additional screening” shit. Because I supposedly “bought my ticket the same day.” First off, I never purchased the ticket, the ticket was given to me because stupid Continental cancelled my flight. I think the Man and his cohorts saw the video I posted yesterday (you know about the conspiracies) and are tryin to take me out. Seriously, read the Rant everyday because when you see it missin, you know they got me.