Ex destroy's boo's penis

This story is a little old, but you know me. Anyways a guy had broken up with his girlfriend of two years because she was pressuring him to marry her. So she invites him over for one last dinner, cooks him somethin heavy and serves alcohol all night. When the guy goes to sleep, home girl tied several firecrackers to his penis and lit them. Needless to say, the last “bang” he got wasn’t the one he hoped for. That’s crazy to me that a bitch would take it that far. Even though she faces 12 years in jail, is that really enough? I suggest firecrackers for her cooch and light that shit up! Some people are truly a mess. I feel the need to input a personal story but I think I’ma hold off. Just know that good women are incredibly incredibly rare and if you find one, consider yourself lucky. And just because you think she’s good, doesn’t mean she is because some of you dumb fuck cuckolds be too wimp to know the qualities of a good woman. Let me give you a very brief checklist: Do you like her? Do your friends like her? Do her friends like her? Does your family like her? Does her family like her? Do her coworkers like her? Do your pets like her? Do her pets like her? Do children like her? Does your bank account like her? Does her bank account like her? If you answered ‘YES’ to all questions, then you might have a good woman on your hands. There are still other checklists that must be checked, but this is a good entry one.

Hell is missing an angel

I know it’s Good Friday, but this can’t wait till Monday.


I seriously not gonna speak on it. The tags should say it all.

Idiots bad mouth boss on MySpace

This broad is dumb if you ask me and I don’t think she should really win the suit. I mean what happened to having common sense? If you are gonna gripe then do it face-to-face at a bar with some drinks or over the phone or at home. I think if she’s dumb enough to do it online, then she prolly woulda been dumb enough to do it at work if MySpace was never created. Here is a quick lesson in “shit talking”. Don’t write it down, don’t do it on video. At least when you just talk shit verbally, you can always retract your statements and try to lie. At least that’s how I dodged gettin my ass whupped in high school.

Woman hides $800k from hubby

I tried to keep the ‘Good’ Friday theme, but leave it to some dumb bitches to bring the beast out:


So when a woman hides money from her husband she being smart about her money but if a man does it he’s bein deceptive? This is the exact reason I don’t care to get married in America…the hypocrisy that dwells in most Americans doesn’t work well when a marriage is involved. And these women callers are ALLL on that bullshit. She needs to keep “mad” money just in case she gets a divorce? I wish I watched this earlier, I so woulda called in and cussed everybody out for this one. If my wife keeps almost a million stashed away and I find out, I’ma be hot. What the fuck does she need an extra $800k for? She plan on running away? She plans on divorcing me and needs that huge retainer fee? What’s the deal? Because if I’m stashin money away from my wife, it’s prolly gonna be hush money to keep the midgets in Mexico quiet. Hmmm, maybe I should use the money and expose them to the H1N1 flu instead. It would be cheaper and less conspicous.

Woman wants $53K a week in divorce settlement

Fuck this couple. The both of them. People are struggling to eat while this nigga spends $2K on food a week. What the fuck are you eatin a week that you spend $2K? Do the fish lay their eggs directly in his mouth? Is he eatin unborn lambs and calves while they are still in the womb? How FRESH is this man’s food? And I’m not even gonna get on the chick. I don’t understand why during a divorce it’s ok for someone to maintain their lifestyle after they divorce the person who provided it for them, but if a person loses their job they are forced to cut back. Why can’t I sue the company that laid me off because I’m used to a certain way of living? I HATE divorce laws and I’ma sign a prenup that makes sure she doesn’t get SHIT from me.

Lindsay Lohan is worse than Mike Vick

Lindsay Lohan has no money. The bitch is broke and hasn’t had a job in God knows how long. So why is this bitch still driving reckless:

We throw people in jail for abusing animals, why not cars? This is vandalism! You can’t take such a beautifully designed car and fuck up the fender. And then say “oh well, I’ll buy another.” Fuck that. I wish these dealerships would stop sellin to these irresponsible celebrities. One crash and you should be blacklisted!

Tryin to play me for a fool

Wow, what a fuckin long day. 11.5 hours. While that might not be shit to most of you slaves, that is a good 3 days of normal work for me. Forgive the half ass rant, I’d rather be sleep right now. But good thing is that the week is almost over. But I may be dead before I reach it. But before I go, I wanna give a shout out to the dumb broad that said she was too busy to go out, but then posts pics up with her being out. I’ma cut you bitch.

Home Sweet

I’m back home…and extremely tired so this will be either a partial rant (meanin dumb short) or I finish the rest later today.

I've seen the baddest chicks at an airport, but the funny thing is they never on my flight. The worst is when they sit in the same area as you, but board a flight at the adjacent gate (i apologize for usin the word adjacent (which means next to), I know how you people don't like big words). And when they are on my flight, they never get seated next to me. That's why I fly southwest nowadays. The open seating policy works to my advantage...now if I could get the cute girls to not fall asleep as soon as I sit next to them lol. Another thing I’ve started doing when flyin is puttin MD or PHD as a suffix for my name. Southwest likes to print your name on the ticket nice and big. A foreign doctor always gets girls wet.

In boo hoo news, it appears that Jennifer Aniston was dumped by John Mayer this week. When will she learn that a needy woman like her needs a needy loser. She has to stop tryin to date celebrities more successful than she is (yea, even Vince Vaughn has made better movies). She needs to start datin waiters and aspiring singers and mop boys…that way she can get her love child out of them before they realize they can do better.

Wow, another dumb bitch has made the news. It appears that a lady left her 3 year old son in her pickup truck without the windows open. Saddest part of the story? Police say that the child actually tried to save himself and open windows, start the car, unlock the door, but couldn’t. The dumb bitch said that she was going to drop him off at daycare before her shifted started, but forgot….I think her punishment should be to sit in the electric chair for just 2 seconds…but then we forget to turn it off. Next up is a man tried for murder for shakin his baby to death. I mean, he shook the shit outta the child…I mean not like a salt shaker, more like shake and bake. The baby's retinas were destroyed and he was blinded. Doctors say that even if the baby was kept alive (he was on life support) he woulda been blind and couldn’t feel anything. I’m runnin out of evil things to do to these people….just shoot him in the face, but not point blank. Graze him, and let me bleed to death.

A man is being sued by his ex wife for $25 million for giving her an STD. LMAO. Damn. Apperantly he had been havin unprotected sex with Asian hookers, which he admitted to his wife. Then about 9 years later she gets HPV and he admits to her again that he is still sleepin with hookers and has a mistress. Once a cheat, always a cheat… guess she learned the hard way.

Dad gets feed up with how his kids act, so this is what he does. Lol, damn. That’s just mean, but good parenting.

Teachers and students becomin friends on Facebook? If it’s a college setting then, ok (and I say that with reservations) but if it’s high school? That shit is gross B. Why on earth would you want to be friends with you students? That’s just askin for trouble, and it looks mad unprofessional. And why would a student want to be friends with their teacher? I liked Facebook back in the day when they didn’t have the crazy security settings, so that whatever you posted online…ALL your friends saw it. That made people more careful on whom they choose as friends. Now it’s simply a matter of adding your teachers to the “teacher” list and not givin them access to your drunken photos. Me? I don’t make friends with anyone that wasn’t born in the 80s. I don’t care how “down” or “hip” you pretend to be, if you grew up without internet you don’t need to be on Facebook. Go to MySpace for that shit.


Yap that fool!!!

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!