Nadya Suleman: Fail

Tanika Ray…I’d hit that. Brooke Anderson…needs new writers. Let me Octo-explain why. When you Octo-coin a phrase, such as Octo-mom, it’s pretty cool for the Octo-first time you Octo-use it. But when you start Octo-throwin that DAMN phrase all over the Octo-place, it becomes very Octo-fuckin annoyin! Call the bitch by her damn name, Nadya Suleman. It amazes me how people like Nadya live long enough to ruin other people’s lives (mainly the children) but someone like Natasha Richardson dies from fallin while skiing. Absolutely ridiculous.

Nadya Suleman's kids are disappointed

I didn’t even watch this entire video, the smack was MORE than enough for me. “Mommy, you’re a fuck up and you’re gonna fuck up my life” SMACK! Rick James would be proud…hell, Chris Brown would be too.

More fertalization for Nadya Suleman

Vivid entertainment has made a $1 milli offer to Nadya Suleman to make a porno. Would I watch it…hmmm. That’s a real tough one. Because she doesn’t really look like she’s anything special outside of a close resemblance to Angie (“Womb Raider” anyone? Hahahahaha, can’t take credit for that one http://dlisted.com/node/30876). She would have to do somethin. It would have to be a MILF special or a gangbang…I mean she should be used to havin so much sperm in her anyways. Some people might disapprove if she takes the offer but I’m pretty sure EVERYONE will disapprove if she continues to cheat the system with welfare and disability checks. At least we get to see her plastic tits.

Nadya Suleman is crazy...duh

Any woman that is willing (purposefully) to do this to her body is clinically insane. Let’s not forget to mention her strikingly odd similarities (as far as looks) to St. Angie Jolie.

Octuplet's mom on welfare

This bitch ain’t any more sane than the pregnant man. Hell, I’m pretty sure the children of that couple are gonna be better off than the 14 children of Nadya. I know CPS workers are just waitin till the octuplets come home so that they can whisk them away. Sad. Fake ass Angelina Jolie. Angie has MONEY you dumb fuck. Even if she never personally took care of her kids, she could HIRE a team of people. One person feeds, one person washes, one person changes diapers, etc. Nadya runnin on food stamps and a dream…a dream that someone will pay her out. Word on the street is NBC dropped $300K for the interview, which I guess will cover medical bills...and then what? Move this bitch to a farm and so that the kids can be put to work and make an early impact on society. If you go to her website, she has it set up so that you can donate to her. This bitch hasn’t just lost her mind, she filled the empty void with Styrofoam peanuts. If anyone knows Nadya Suleman, then please pass this message along (and quote): WE ARE IN A FUCKING RECESSION BITCH. WHY WOULD I HELP YOUR STUPID ASS OUT WHEN I NEED HELP MYSELF? I’d rather spend the money taking a girl out on Valentine’s Day (which is a day I don’t believe in...like Santa and the Easter Bunny) then give it to you. Marry the idiot that wanted to be your husband and stick him with the bill. Then hit up the fuckin moron of a doctor (who should soon lose his practice) for some extra cash.

Octuplet's mom interview

I don’t know if you saw the interview of Nadya Suleman, the chick that just had 8 babies. If not, here ya go:

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She kinda cute from the angle, don’t know how she’d look head on. But she is a nut case. I don’t even know where to start. The Biblical names of all 8 babies, the WANTING to be a single mom (not being stuck as a single mom, because the sperm donor wanted to marry her but she refused), her lack of employment. I mean really, who is worse, the immigrants or her? SMH. The doctor’s name has been released too, some Arab lookin dude that works out in Beverly Hills. I mean what the fuck is wrong with him? Why would you put someone’s life in jeopardy even if they knew the risks? Could you live with yourself knowing what you did killed someone and you knew that beforehand? I’m not a socialist, I just have socialist tendencies…and if the government controlled health care, shit like this wouldn’t occur.