More fertalization for Nadya Suleman

Vivid entertainment has made a $1 milli offer to Nadya Suleman to make a porno. Would I watch it…hmmm. That’s a real tough one. Because she doesn’t really look like she’s anything special outside of a close resemblance to Angie (“Womb Raider” anyone? Hahahahaha, can’t take credit for that one http://dlisted.com/node/30876). She would have to do somethin. It would have to be a MILF special or a gangbang…I mean she should be used to havin so much sperm in her anyways. Some people might disapprove if she takes the offer but I’m pretty sure EVERYONE will disapprove if she continues to cheat the system with welfare and disability checks. At least we get to see her plastic tits.

Nadya Suleman's ex is just a looney

I’m pretty sure Nadya’s babies are white…this house nigga ain’t the damn father! Oh god. If ANYONE knows Maury Povich, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease tell him to do the testing for this couple. I haven’t watched Maury since my high school summer days (you know, when ain’t shit else on TV between the hours of noon and 3?) but I will skip work for it like it was the Inauguration of the President!

Nadya Suleman is crazy...duh

Any woman that is willing (purposefully) to do this to her body is clinically insane. Let’s not forget to mention her strikingly odd similarities (as far as looks) to St. Angie Jolie.

Octuplet's mom on welfare

This bitch ain’t any more sane than the pregnant man. Hell, I’m pretty sure the children of that couple are gonna be better off than the 14 children of Nadya. I know CPS workers are just waitin till the octuplets come home so that they can whisk them away. Sad. Fake ass Angelina Jolie. Angie has MONEY you dumb fuck. Even if she never personally took care of her kids, she could HIRE a team of people. One person feeds, one person washes, one person changes diapers, etc. Nadya runnin on food stamps and a dream…a dream that someone will pay her out. Word on the street is NBC dropped $300K for the interview, which I guess will cover medical bills...and then what? Move this bitch to a farm and so that the kids can be put to work and make an early impact on society. If you go to her website, she has it set up so that you can donate to her. This bitch hasn’t just lost her mind, she filled the empty void with Styrofoam peanuts. If anyone knows Nadya Suleman, then please pass this message along (and quote): WE ARE IN A FUCKING RECESSION BITCH. WHY WOULD I HELP YOUR STUPID ASS OUT WHEN I NEED HELP MYSELF? I’d rather spend the money taking a girl out on Valentine’s Day (which is a day I don’t believe in...like Santa and the Easter Bunny) then give it to you. Marry the idiot that wanted to be your husband and stick him with the bill. Then hit up the fuckin moron of a doctor (who should soon lose his practice) for some extra cash.

Octuplet's mom interview

I don’t know if you saw the interview of Nadya Suleman, the chick that just had 8 babies. If not, here ya go:

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She kinda cute from the angle, don’t know how she’d look head on. But she is a nut case. I don’t even know where to start. The Biblical names of all 8 babies, the WANTING to be a single mom (not being stuck as a single mom, because the sperm donor wanted to marry her but she refused), her lack of employment. I mean really, who is worse, the immigrants or her? SMH. The doctor’s name has been released too, some Arab lookin dude that works out in Beverly Hills. I mean what the fuck is wrong with him? Why would you put someone’s life in jeopardy even if they knew the risks? Could you live with yourself knowing what you did killed someone and you knew that beforehand? I’m not a socialist, I just have socialist tendencies…and if the government controlled health care, shit like this wouldn’t occur.

Octuplet's mom messed up

I just want everyone to know that right now I’m ASSUMING that the mother of the octuplets had the children to garner fame and fortune. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA stupid bitch, bet you didn’t have a recession in your forecast when you went ahead and put 8 babies up in your womb when you already had 6 to take care of!!! Now nobody is sendin you the freebies you thought you’d get and most of the public is degusted with you. Good luck on a book deal or TV show…maybe Oprah will let you sit on her couch. Idiot.

Octuplets mom seeks fame and fortune

Um, wow. Like some people are really fucked up in the head. And I’m pretty sure she’ll get paid off this deal maybe a milli or two if that. But America gets tired of their shiny play things really fast, and she’ll be old news by the end of the year. Or until child protection comes and snatches her babies away…Why don’t we put her on the Maury show 14 times? That would be hilarious to watch…even funnier than watchin that bitch Foreva on Maury. Like my boy said “that bitch is Foreva pregnant.” Lmao.

Octuplets in LA are healthy

See? Not just the celebrities are doin it. Regular red necks like you and me are too!! Word on the street (her mother was snitchin) is that the woman received fertility treatment and that 8 embryos might have been implanted in her. There is also a chance it could have been 3 or 4 and they just split. Either way this bitch is crazy and the [fertility] doctors are stupid. What wasn’t mentioned in the video but in the article is that the couple already had 6 other kids. That brings their grand total to 14. And the chick is only 33 or so. I’m pretty sure the reason she couldn’t get pregnant naturally is because the baby batter would slide right out of her stretched out baby oven. Sperm is built for swimming upstream, not performing the Ironman challenge. I think this is a foul abuse of the system (imagine the write offs with 14 children) and technology (she already had 6 kids, the doctors should have refused to help her out).