Man arrested for callin 911

I HATE NIGGAS!!! I just wanna round them up and shoot em. Thank goodness he got arrested. Seriously, didn’t he learn anythin from the buffoonery with the black lady that wasted the 911 operator’s time? It just surprises me at the level of ignorance that is still rampant among Americans.

I wish I could punch T-Pain in the throat

His response via Twitter:


“10lbs. 197kts. Very very real I don’t know what fake feel like.$410,000. Hola señor recession proof.”

“no diss but lets celebrate the fact a black man can have things like this and still care for 3 kids and wife n a $6 million house”

“with 32 cars.Oldest child 5 and already got 4 million in her own account.I dont do dumb shit like this till I know the fams good”





I seriously think that some blacks should have been sent back to Africa.

James Harrison has a PhD in football

I know white people love black athletes because they are great contenders against white actors in the battle of who can sound the most uneducated. James Harrison, of the Super Bowl Champs the Pittsburgh Steelers, has once again declined an invitation to the White House (he did it in 2006 too). His reasoning is because the Steelers should be invited to the White House anytime not just when they win the Super Bowl. He stated that if the Cardinals had won, they woulda been invited. I’m kinda confused on why James thinks they should be invited to the White House on a whim? Does he think that his team can contribute to the discussion on how to stop the deforestation that occurs in South America? Maybe they can provide some insight on nuclear proliferation in third world countries. Wait wait, I think James has figured out how to balance the budget. Will someone put this 250+ lb meat head in check? I would do it but I’m pretty sure he’d snap my neck like a twig and I like my neck. Just be happy that the President invited you to the White House. I wish I could get an invitation, then I would show off my on the spot blogging skills and become Secretary of Blogging!

Paging Dr. Klansman

Ok maybe this is the stupidest video ever. But the girl in the reddish-orange has some big titays…

Sean Kingston is a baty boi

This fat fag. Had one single, two..that I both thought were garbage but someone bought it right? I mean I’d be damned if I committed suicide over a girl because she was cute. Or take a girl on a date to the hood. ESPECIALLY WHEN I LOOK LIKE THE STAY PUFT MARSHMALLOW MAN! But the boy is tryin to pop shit bout his Gallardo (which he can’t even pronounce right but he’s had it for 2 years) and Maybach (what was that? A 57”?). Then he got this fagot midget running around his ankles talkin bout S.O.D. Argghhhhh monkey buffoonery at its finest! If the nigga was really doin it big, he shoulda recorded it on an HD camcorder instead of his bullshit Sony Handycam. I’ve never heard a Lambo sound so terrible in my life. Idiots couldn’t even start her properly…I really felt like that shy boy in high school seein this beautiful girl with a jerk who doesn’t even know how to treat her. Who doesn’t even know how to say her name after 2 years together. I’m really gonna need ya’ll to invest in this blog so I can start smackin the taste outta some of these celebrities’ mouths. It’s just shameful.

Women stab man over broken cig

This is some gully shit right here. Why these four women stab and stomp a dude to death? All over a broken cigarette? The women felt that the man “disrespected” them and told him to leave their house (they were playin a card game…I hope it wasn’t strip poker). As he was leavin, he threw a beer bottle at their door…promptin the women to go into prison mode and shank the nigga to death. God Bless America and goodnight.

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Today isn't "Nigga's day off" day

As most of you know, today is the end and the beginning. As Bush leaves office, Obama enters. Black people, your holiday and day off were yesterday not today. So don’t be a nigga and decide to extend your weekend an extra day. Even if you ain’t got a job, hopefully you scheduled 20 interviews today just so that you can go to work tomorrow. For those goin to the inauguration, like the rapper Skillz said “don’t turn this into an all-star game.” No cookouts, no Chevys on 26” rims with sound systems that rattle the gates of the White House (or the aim of the counter snipers watchin out for the snipers), no niggas just hangin out tryin to “holla” at the group of girls passin by, no girls rockin clothes so scandalous that they should be banned at clubs, and most importantly: NO FIGHTING! No “nigga moments”. If you need a definition of what a “nigga moment” is, I suggest pickin up season one of the Boondocks.

Obama's multi-state inauguaration

Like I said before, there is some “nigga” in all of us. President elect Barack Obama, isn’t happy with the traditional inauguration where he ride down Pennsylvania Ave in the limo. Oh no, he wants to ride down Pennsylvania STATE in a train. Leave it to a black President to wanna come down in style. With “whistle stops” and other points where the public can see him. Is he tryin to make himself a movin target? Now I know I always complain about how white America is the scariest bunch of people, because they aren’t really built for crisis. “Oh no, I can’t pay my light bill this month”, “Oh no, I lost my job”, “Oh no, a cop pulled me over”, etc. Whereas for black people, this is how they grew up. BUT I don’t want Obama takin unnecessary risks just to stay in touch with the people. Alright B, we got it. You work for us. Yes We Can. But it’s hard to work for us from a grave. So take the right precautions and make it to the office please. You’ll do a better job of winning over the other people by actually getting to work!

Souljah Boy Tell Em robbed at gun point

Another piece of Soulja Boy news. It appears that his house was robbed by two goons (look for the video of these boys with durags coverin they faces. I think they may win the Nigga(s) of The Year award. I should find a winner for last year. It’s probably John McCain and his campaign.) . But SB is alright, nobody in the house was harmed, and his record sales still are in the shitter. Lol. I mean if this was his attempt at gettin back in the spotlight, he needs to read 50’s book a bit more. You gotta get shot in order to increase albums sales, not just have a kickdoor occur (for my non-hood readers, a “kickdoor” is basically when you run up in someone’s crib (you may or may not kick down the door) guns flashin and rob the people in it. It is much more dangerous than a regular burglary where the occupants aren’t home or sleep and the chances of someone getting hurt is slim.). And if you gonna try to beef with another rapper (such as Nas), you need to make a diss track not a video talkin bout how you disagree with him. But the boy is only 17, he’ll learn. Or he can make headlines like Wayne did:

Lmao.

Ronald Burris would stimulate the economy

Wait, wait, wait. Stop the muthaflippin presses. Everyone knows the best way to stimulate the economy is by givin the money to blacks, because all they’ll do is buy some ridiculous shit. Seriously, we would have an economic boom that would last for at least a good ten years before another recession (because the market is built to go up and down). And like I mentioned before, some niggas are politicians. Ronald Burris soon to be (or not) Obama’s replacement in the Illinois seat, has a mausoleum in Chicago's Oak Woods Cemetery displayin his accomplishments. WOW. Nobody in the cemetery has swagger like us. Couldn’t he just get a regular tombstone? Or just waited till he died? SMH.

Shoulda used a noose...

As long as there are black people doin some dumb shit, there will always be: 1) White people thinkin low of us. And B) the word “nigga”. That’s why I make it a point to make the ignorance of other races highly visible on this site so that everyone can see that stupidity knows no color. Movin along. One of the boys from the Jena 6, Mychal Bell, has shot himself in an apparent failed suicide attempt. No, he wasn’t tryin to kill himself because he spells his name with a ‘y’ (he shoulda killed his mother for that). Last week, Myke was arrested for shop lifting from a store, and due to all the media attention surroundin it, he shot himself in the chest. What media attention nigga? Ain’t nobody outside of Jena even heard about it or cared. And if you gonna kill yo self, do it properly. How you gonna shot yourself in the chest? What kinda pussy shit is that? Did you think that the failed suicide attempt would give you LESS media coverage? And why are you shop lifting to begin with? You know that the white people want to hang you to begin with, why feed them ammo? I know it’s a recession, but damn son. When you become a public figure, the press is watchin you at all times. You shoulda moved to LA and got your 15 minutes off of it and made some money. That way when you steal anythin it’s alright because you’re a celebrity. SMH at these new niggas.

New coon in the house

Not all niggas are thugs. Some niggas are politicians. Seriously, why would you take this job with all the hoopla surrounding it? The last place I would want to work is in any political office in Chicago or Illinois. You couldn’t pay me to shred the papers, or to empty out the trash in a Chicago political office. I would leave the state and make a name for myself somewhere else. Everythin Burris does will be under scrutiny. Idiot.

Domestic abuse

Not all niggas are even men, some are Indian women (or Pakistani, or somethin…someone help me out here). Why women always go for the balls, I mean damn. Set the entire nigga on fire, not just his nuts and hope it spreads. But what really makes her a nigga is the fact she did it with her kids still in the house. And the fire jumped over the adjacent building.
Update: The man died. Damn.

The only thing you can count on black people to do....

Wouldn’t be Black Friday without niggas actin stupid. At Wal-Mart in Long Island, an employee was trampled to death as he tried opening the doors to allow the shoppers in. Some people just have no sense whatsoever. They shoulda locked down the store and charged everyone with involuntary manslaughter. Could you imagine the paperwork? Or the overcrowding of the prisons? HAHAHA, it would serve them right.
Like the lady in the video said, savages.

Niggas in the motherland

In Nigeria, clashin between the Muslims and Christians have escalated and resulted in over 300 bodies. That’s really nothin new, them boys been fightin since my dad was a young guerilla. What my issue is, and I know I’ma catch hell for sayin this, is what is good with the Muslim group? I feel like there are more extremists than peaceful ones. Why whenever there is some kinda religious conflict, Muslims are always involved? FOR CENTURIES!!! I mean let’s not forget the Crusades of 1000s. Granted one group could skew history in their favor, to me it still boils down to Muslims not bein able to get along with other groups. Maybe because Muslims are a very large group and feel it’s their right to impose themselves on others? Is it because the group is so large that it seems there are a lot more extremists? But Christianity has its extremists, why don’t they make a big a ruckus? Is the news skewed? All I know is that if I didn’t have Muslim friends, I’m not sure if I would want one.