Gov. Sanford needs to go away

Gov. Sanford is still tryin to fix his image in the public eye. Now he’s basically groveling to keep his job. Like I’ve said before, I don’t really think he should lose his job just because he had an affair. But the way he is goin about it is totally wrong. It would be one thing if he apologized and got back to work and stepped out of the spotlight. Instead Sanford is still makin headlines because he is cryin out to anyone that will listen about the mistake he made. It makes it seem like he isn’t being true to himself, his family, his party, or his constituents. Put some damn horse blinders on and focus on fixin the unemployment rate in your state. Focus on rebuilding the Republican brand which has been losing power in the past couple years. Adopt a black baby or send money to Darfur. Lol, I actually met the public relations twins from Bruno at a party. They aren’t cute at all…didn’t really talk to them but they didn’t seem bright either. Anyways, back to Sanford. He should revamp his image. Get a divorce and play the single father angle. Why doesn’t anyone in politics do that? Why is it that you must be married with kids in order to look like a stable man? That hasn’t been the image of America in like 20 years. I hope my next President is a baby daddy with two different women and his first act in office is to repeal the child support laws!!!

Gov. Sanford will soon have more time for steamy emails

Ain’t this some bullshit. It appears that some Republicans are callin for the resignation of Gov. Sanford in light of his affair with a Latttttttttttina. I don’t understand why. I mean they tryin to say that the drama that will come from this affair will distract him from his duties. What drama? His wife already claimed she knew about it and they are workin out their issues. Since when did gettin extra pussy fuck up someone’s job performance? Hell, he’ll prolly do a better job now that he doesn’t have to hide his transgressions. I wish I got some extra pussy everyday…I would write the best blog posts known to man. I mean, I’m already the Michael Phelps of this bloggin shit and that’s without additional puntang. More sex for me is like steroids to Alex Rodriguez…keep it comin (pun intended). No, I’m pretty sure the Republicans have a different agenda for wanting Sanford removed. Who need enemies when you have friends like those?

Gov. Sanford has that rain forest fever

Another Republican bites the dust.

Is it a requirement for members of the government to have affairs? I seriously shoulda gotten into politics. Anyways South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford took a secret trip to Argentina to meet with his lover but his staff told everyone that he was hiking. See even the white man can’t deny a Latina…at least I’m hopin that’s who he’d cheat on his wife with. One thing that makes this sweet for me is that fact that Republicans are supposed to be the “moral” ones of the two parties. The more conservative bunch. But would you actually believe that they are human too? And that they make mistakes? Yet they feel it’s there right to be the “judge” of the human race and decided what’s right and wrong. These damn Republicans are just closet Democrats but just don’t know it.