Pass The A1

Limbaugh and Powell are startin to take jabs at each other. Limbaugh has called Powell out sayin that he voted for Obama strictly based on race, while Powell has responded that Limbaugh is a circus clown (not in those words but sends the same message). I’m assumin that this kinda shit goes on in politics all the time; in party fightin and disagreements. That’s with any group of people. And I’m pretty sure the media is doin it’s job to hype it up because that’s what the liberal media does: bash conservatives. My question to the Republicans is: why be so vocal about your beefs? You’re party is falling apart…quickly. The last thing you need is the media fanning the flames. You don’t need to lose anymore high profile people as is. Limbaugh tellin Powell to switch over to the Democrats is beyond stupid in my opinion. What’s even more stupid to me is how the Republicans are against expanding their views. Is it really not possible to be conservative but live in a modern world? Does being conservative mean being “old school”? I’m pretty sure the GOP is gonna split into two factions: the old school crackas who will be set in their ways and will rob, kill, maim, and destroy anyone that gets in their way on regaining power. The other will be the new ‘old school’ which will be the group that will actually try to make the world a better place. I’m still rooting for the Dems lol.

Political cartoon

When I first saw this pic, I thought it was Powell being a back stabber for endorsing Obama. Silly me. Obviously if that were the case, it would show Powell stabbin someone in the back. I guess because Powell talked against the war in Iraq and the Bush administration made him a scapegoat (the black man always the scapegoat) by sayin he gave them faulty information, he decided to return the favor by voting for Obama. Clearly it isn’t about race, lol.

Wait for it...

LMAO, I’m just waitin for the backlash from the black community “Why Powell gotta be drinkin Kool-Aid?”, “Why can’t he be drinkin what white people drink?' Personally I find this picture hilarious, because everyone (non-whites) knows that Grape flavor is black people's favorite. Maybe he is drinkin the Kool-Aid. Or maybe he still scathing from the Bush Administration. Either way, enjoy.

His president is black too

Welcome back my peoples. It seems the Republicans got Lieberman, and we got Powell. I can settle with that. Some people are sayin that his decision is purely race driven. These are probably the same racist that find nothing wrong with the Obama bucks (see other posts). I think the word “racist” gets thrown around too loosely nowadays and has replaced the word prejudiced. Anyone who has hatred towards another race is racist. A person that passes judgment about another race due to their ignorance is prejudiced. Simple. But back to Powell backing Obama “because he’s black.” That statement insults my intelligence. That’s like sayin I’m voting for Obama because he’s black. I’m voting for a democrat. If McCain was on the democrat ticket, I would vote for him. He would prolly win too. We’ve dealt with Republican ideals for 8 years, and I don’t want anymore. End of discussion. That’s prolly how Powell feels too.

Use a condom or become a Republican

I coulda made this a super post, but I decided I could use all this ranting to my advantage and get more fans on my Facebook page (can’t believe you bastards still haven’t added me, I should Indian slap you on tv and cry “how could she slap me sir!” lmao).

Welcome back B. Spears. Won her first Moon Man Award and I think she highly deserves it. I was a doubter but look at how well she cleaned up in a year. She should take her good fortune and new lease on life and help other people. I would listen to Britney give an inspirational speech (not really, but I would consider it…if she took me home with her). For the rest of my VMA rant, go here.

Finally heard the entire Katy Perry song this past weekend, and the VMAs prompted me to YouTube the video. Um, yea…I got a new white girl now. First off, the song is actually good. Lyrics, beat, message, and all. I was kinda upset that in the video that she didn’t kiss any girls…total let down. But she definitely has some milk cannons on her. And in the video she wakes up in bed with a black dude. CHA-CHING MUTHAFUCKA! Lol. I really believe that her song is going to make girls more open for having threesomes. My roommate disagrees; he says girls have been kissin girls forever. But see it’s always somethin that has been done, but never really discussed (not while sober). Kinda like anal sex, there were always girls that did it but would hit you with that you gotta be a “special person” bullshit. Now, a girl will let you put it in her ass rather than put it in her mouth, lol. And that’s how I feel threesomes will be. Guys won’t need a wingman to run interference, because she’ll always ask if her friend can come too!!! I love you Katy!!!

Speakin of videos, girls, and threesomes; I saw Ne-Yo’s new video with the always beautiful Gabrielle Union, and the up and coming beauty Lauren London. Now Ms. London, if you’re reading this, you gotta do more than appear in one video/film/tv show per year. You can’t do one music video and say “I’m set, that’s my quota” or do one movie and say the same. You wanna make it big, you gotta be oversaturated to a point. Fire your manager and come roll with me. We’ll make a sex tape, I’ll have you famous in no time lol. (Update: While diggin up a pic of the lovely Laura, I ran across some info that she is engaged to Weezy. That's some real fuckery right there, can someone disprove this for me? I'll try not to drop the radio into the bathtub while I wait for a confirmation)

Attention all future politicians, make sure you don’t go to church because it will come back to haunt you. It appears Palin’s former Pastor wants his 15 minutes of fame and decides to run his mouth about how Palin is a Pentecostal who are known for speakin in tongues and being a bit more literal in their translation of the Bible. Meaning that she won’t be drilling in Alaska because it goes against her beliefs. Obviously the Pastor didn’t look up the definition of “arm candy” lol.

Condoleezza Rice gave a speech about more blacks in the government. Which prompted me to ask, who is she throwin her support behind? Her and Powell (the two token blacks Bush hired) have been awfully quiet…On one hand it would be terrible for them not to see a black president, on the other hand you can’t really bite the party hand that fed you. Mo money, mo problems. That statement didn’t really fit, I just threw it in there just cause it’s my blog.

So Hurricane Ike is about to beat down on Louisiana (ha, pun intended). And the mayor is worried that his people might not be ready to weather the storm after Gustav donkey punched them (ok, I tried a bit too hard with that one, but you try makin a joke with the name Gustav). I say, fuck em. And I can say that, because I’m one earthquake away from becoming an island. But you know what? I knew the risks associated with living here, but I still choose to. This isn’t the first hurricane that they’ve encountered, and it won’t be the last. But if they choose to continue to live there and have their paper maché homes torn down year after year, then what me worry? Why don’t they collect their home insurance money AND MOVE!!!

Possibly the 3rd dumbest person on this show:







The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!! (Whew, this almost got lengthy)