Obama always gets the last laugh

Big news this week is the swine flu, but I’m pretty sure that the current administration is behind it all. First, watch this:


Ok so the Republicans cut out the flu pandemic portion from the package, somethin that is referred to as cutting the ‘pork’ out. Now, we have a flu outbreak. Not just a regular outbreak, but a pandemic. A flu pandemic that comes from pigs aka swine aka pork. Talk about a slap in the face. Obama and his cronies said “Not only are we gonna get you back for makin health cuts, but we are gonna rub the fat in your faces too.” That’s why scientist can’t figure out why it’s only killed people in Mexico and not the U.S. I guess Obama sees Mexico City as collateral damage…enough of them live here anyways, Mexico will be fine. That’s why Obama is sayin “not to worry” because it’s nothing to worry about. Just like that damn bird flu…all hype to push an agenda. Do you know how many people die a year from the REGULAR flu? I’ll wait. 36,000 people on average. And guess what country that’s in? I’ll wait. U.S. fucking A. Yes, people die from the flu every year; this is nothin new to us. Just hype. Unless you’re an old bastard or a young baby, you have nothin to worry about. However, I’m pretty sure MV3 (Dwayne Wade) and CP3 (Chris Paul) have contracted the virus considerin how poorly they played yesterday. Yuck. Next thing you know we’ll have a fish flu outbreak

Barack cares for his people (Washington Post edition)

I seriously hope they come fix the roads here. You’d think for a place with a lot of nice $100K+ cars the roads would be better. And you’d think due to the lack of rain or snow fall that the upkeep would be easy…they are either plain stupid or lazy out here in LA. Hooray for Obama who continues not just to save his fellow monkeys but humans as well. Tax payer’s dollars to fix roads, what a novel idea. Oh wait, that’s what the states are supposed to take care of.

De edjucation cycstem iz n shambells

I think the last administration thought that since we’d elected an idiot for a President, not once but TWICE, then improving school systems wasn’t a priority. Why? Because you obviously don’t need a lot of education to be elected President. And if you don’t need education to be President, then hell you don’t need education for any position in America. That’s a pretty good rationale but the old heads…pretty good.

Republican have no clue what to do with the economy

These white politicians, I tell ya. How he gonna say the stimulus won’t work, but instead of givin a plan of action he continues to harp on why it won’t work? That’s because them numb skulls don’t have any ideas. It was their idiocy that got us in this mess to begin with. Now I’m all about a free market where greed is above everythin, but when you have everyone being greedy all the time you end up in a mess like this. Nobody gets regulated so everyone does what they can to make more than last year, even if it does come at the expense of others. Anyways, that’s another rant; I’m targetin this moron here. Then when it comes to fixing the economy, he is on some “destroy and rebuild” type shit. Whoa. You are gonna have thousands upon thousands of unemployed do what? Collect unemployment checks? Which is THE WORST FUCKING IDEA, because if you gonna cut them a check at least let them contribute to society. No, we don’t want to provide projects to help stimulate the economy. The nerve of Mark (I ain’t even gonna address him as Governor because he’s below that) to act apathetic when they discussed how the textile industry shut down in his state. Like shit happens. I hope he doesn’t plan on runnin for re-election. Then he tries to blame the Federal government on the handling of Katrina victims. Well since the administration at the time of the event didn’t care about poor black people, it’s no surprise they weren’t helped. I kinda have a feelin that this new President cares a LITTLE bit more about black people.

Senate fixes stimulus bill

What the hell do the Dems tryin to pull? Thank goodness for the Republicans eh? The Republican Senators have ironed out a bit of the details in the new stimulus bill. They have trimmed any of the provisions that didn’t result in job creations. But here is a list of some of the things removed:
• A $246 million tax break for Hollywood movie producers to buy motion pictures

• $650 million for the digital television (DTV) converter box coupon program

• $248 million for furniture at the new Department of Homeland Security headquarters

• $600 million to buy hybrid vehicles for federal employees

• $1 billion for the 2010 Census
I mean, all these things are cool but not for right now. New furniture? $1 billion for a census? I’ll do that census for $750 million. I’ll go house to house for a full year. Matter of fact, I’ll even hire people from each 50 state to help me out. Pay them about 2 milli a piece. Who woulda thought the Republicans would be keepin our pockets inline…