Parents pay hush money for Sen. Ensign

It seriously pays to have sex with people in power. It appears that the PARENTS of shamed Sen. John Ensign paid Cindy Hampton (the hoe) and her family $96k in gifts. The gifts were broken down into $12k per person because any gift under $12k is tax exempt (cha-ching, I just thought of a way to stop payin taxes). That is a lot of money to get from the dude’s PARENTS. That’s why I’m holdin out. No more givin away this good stuff for free. Find me a celebrity or politician to pay for my living expenses. That shit is almost $100k tax free!!! Damn, that’s the good life. I also got a pic of the happy couples. From left to right it’s John, his hot wife, Cindy, and her cuckold husband. Seriously, Cindy is a step down from John’s wife. Why would he ever bother? If you gonna cheat, you GOTTA go a step up.

John's are the clients of working girls

You’re not a star in the Republican party until you’ve had an affair. Well I guess that’s why Nevada’s Sen. John (are all white politicians named John?) Ensign has thrown his name in the hat. It appears that he had an affair from December 2007 through August 2008 with a woman who worked in his office. And he was friends with her husband…lol. “Hey there, I plan on running for President in the future. Can I borrow you wife for about 6 months? You’ll be compensated properly.” Politicians. Anyways, his wife forgives him (don’t they usually?) and all is right again with the GOP. Does GOP stand for “getting other pussy”? If so, that is a party I can align myself with. Sick of my wife’s naggin and saggy breasts. I wish I could fuck every girl in the world!