2009 VMA Red carpet

Last VMA shit…the hotness. Was the theme for the award show black and gold or silver dresses? No fashion forwardness…I don’t include Lady Gaga because she really isn’t fashionable. More like an experiment gone wrong. I like the spikes in Katy’s dress. Anyways, VMA red carpet. Enjoy!!!

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Who Styled On Them

I feel like I’m recycling posts but this battle has became legitimate. So couple weeks ago Heather Graham rocked this dress which I think she banged out. Then Kristin Cavallari rocked it…not a good look. Then Heidi Monteg rocked it but since I despise her, I never posted it. Now we have a real contender Doutzen Kroes (VS model) rockin the dress. She’s late to the party but she might...nah. Heather G’s wore better shoes. My vote sticks with Heather. But seriously ladies…get a new fuckin stylist.

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Here are prime examples of a terrible ass, courtesy of Kristin Cavallari and Lindsay Lohan. Yuck.I don't even know how Kristin can smile about that. She should be in tears. Thankfully there is a cure for that. But it requires the use of WAD – Weapons of Ass Destruction. Just call me Sodemn Hussein (oh yeah, I’m claiming that as my pornstar name!)

Who Styled On Them

One thing I truly can’t stand is someone wearin the same thing as me. I’m pretty sure it bothers others as well, but it bothers me to the point that I’ll never wear that article of clothin again. I lie to people when asked where I purchased somethin just to throw off their scent. But when you’re a celebrity and you’re bein photographed all the time, this is just part of the life you live. So I’ma try a new segment (yeah, it’ll prolly die out in a week) called “Who styled on them?” Basically I’ma have pictures of people rockin the same outfit and ya’ll can tell me who rocked it the best! Alright, today’s contestants - Kristin Cavallari vs. Heather Graham. Heather rocked this dress earlier this week at the Hangover premier while Kris just donned it for the Wizard of Oz Exhibition Opening Night Gala. The dress is a hot one but I think it looks better on Heather. Her pale skin makes it look like the black dress has slits, whereas on Kris her tan skin makes you realize that the slits are material. What say you?

Kristin Cavallari doesn't work it cuz she can't

So there are pics of Kristin Cavallari in a blue bikini. It’s only one of the many pics but to see those you can google it for yourself. I really can’t stand her scrawny body and I determined this was the best pic of her, because I’ma sucka for long hair. Her bikini is cute, too bad it’s on the wrong body.

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Yay for warm weather year round!

You know what’s great about livin in LA? It’s always bikini season and the proof is in the pudding with the Kardashians, Stacy Keibler, that girl from the Hills, and the actress who gave a real blow job in a movie (her career has been sunk ever since), and OF COURSE our former VP to be, yes sir, Sarah Palin. Now while Sarah isn’t in a bikini (or in LA, she's in Miami), it’s just a matter of time…Hollywood here she comes!