Spongebob square butts is a pandemic

Here are prime examples of a terrible ass, courtesy of Kristin Cavallari and Lindsay Lohan. Yuck.I don't even know how Kristin can smile about that. She should be in tears. Thankfully there is a cure for that. But it requires the use of WAD – Weapons of Ass Destruction. Just call me Sodemn Hussein (oh yeah, I’m claiming that as my pornstar name!)

Ashton should stop "tweeting"

For some reason, Ashton Kutcher thought the world would want to see his wife’s pancake ass. And for some reason I thought you would too…many apologizes.