Who are you? And what do you do?

I hate when irrelevant guys got hot chicks preggers. Like this fag named Scott Disick. Even his name sounds like a fuckin dweeb. Google his name, find somethin positive about him. Hell, look at this banner from a “fan” made site:

OH YES, that’s the bitch he got preggers. FUCK HIS AND MY LIFE. I love a fat ass but I didn’t really wanna deal with a blonde Kardashians so my sights were set on Kourtney. BOOM! Did you see a bird just drop? Now her ovaries are ruined…And the family is happy for her? Talk about settin the bar low.

The forgotten Kardashians step out

I guess we’ll wrap up with the two Kardashians that nobody pays attention to. Kourtney and Khloe at the beach…just lookin all types of good (I’m referring to Kourtney). For Khloe not bein the prettiest of the sisters, I do applaud her for not goin under the knife and tryin to enhance her looks. It really says a lot about her personality.

Klassy Kardashians

Here are the Kardashians in all black. Because everyone knows black is a good color on you. That’s why Kim is datin Reggie Bush. Because everyone knows black is a good color in you.

Kourtney Kardashian is my girl next door

You know what I like about Kourtney Kardashian? She doesn’t try too hard. She’s like regular pretty girl. Which is cool because she could pull a Kim and use her money to enhance her looks, but she hasn’t (or it doesn’t look like she has, I don’t keep up with the Kardashians…lol). I would wife up Kourt but keep Kim as a mistress (I think she might be better in bed). Khloe would be my bodyguard.

Good dressing celebs

Maria Menounos’ outfit is pretty tight. The makeup and dress is a good combo, but she coulda got some better shoes. Angie is look pretty as usual, here in Tokyo promotin someone’s movie. And Kim and Kourtney Kardashian bein bums and showin up to events because that’s their occupation. To show up. At events. That’s it. Life is good for some.

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

Keepin it up with the Kardashians

The Kardashians because I would put it in each of their butts…yes, even the monster one but I would do her last just in case she snaps off my dick or eats me.

Yay for warm weather year round!

You know what’s great about livin in LA? It’s always bikini season and the proof is in the pudding with the Kardashians, Stacy Keibler, that girl from the Hills, and the actress who gave a real blow job in a movie (her career has been sunk ever since), and OF COURSE our former VP to be, yes sir, Sarah Palin. Now while Sarah isn’t in a bikini (or in LA, she's in Miami), it’s just a matter of time…Hollywood here she comes!