Who Styled On Them

I feel like I’m recycling posts but this battle has became legitimate. So couple weeks ago Heather Graham rocked this dress which I think she banged out. Then Kristin Cavallari rocked it…not a good look. Then Heidi Monteg rocked it but since I despise her, I never posted it. Now we have a real contender Doutzen Kroes (VS model) rockin the dress. She’s late to the party but she might...nah. Heather G’s wore better shoes. My vote sticks with Heather. But seriously ladies…get a new fuckin stylist.

Heidi Monteg will appear in Playboy

Call it what you like, but seein any girl in Playboy (with few exceptions like Chyna) is always good news. I don’t even care for Heidi all like that but she did get some implants and I think it’s only right that we judge the quality of those implants and procedure. So I will be lookin forward to that September issue of Playboy and I will have that link ready for you guys when the day comes. Let the countdown begin*

*This is a mental countdown, no actual countdown will occur because even though I’m happy to see tits, I REALLY don’t care for Heidi that much to start a physical countdown!

I'm no better than Us Magazine

I don’t like postin pics of talentless ass wipes that call themselves celebrities. But I’d hit it…but I would NEVER call her again. And I’d mail her boyfriend the photos.

And since I’m already doin a post on her, I might as well get it all out so that I don’t have her back here again. Her and her worthless boyfriend, Spencer, got married in Mexico couple weeks ago. But it’s not legal so they really didn’t get married, they just said it so some stupid magazine would buy the rights to the photos and interview. Heidi’s mom says she gives the marriage 6 months and thinks Spencer is a slime ball. You know, as much as I hate them (and people like them) you gotta respect their hustle. They know that there is money made in the infatuation with celebrities and they are laughin all the way to the bank. I wish the magazines would just stop following them. If we all close our eyes and say “I don’t believe in Heidi and Spencer” they will disappear. I promise.

Don't they play dress up for a living?

Now here is a little bit Hollywood Halloween.

Kim Kardashian in a Wonder Woman. I really wonder how she got that entire ass in a tight costume. Yum.

 Mariah and Nick as firefighters. I still can’t believe these two are married. I still need to see kids pop outta MC otherwise I’m thinkin this is the longest Punk’d episode ever.


















 Kendra Wilkinson didn’t dress up. She had no clue what day it was.

Kate Moss the supermodel went as Kate Moss the regular girl. This is frightening.

Aubrey O’Day as a high as hippie. Talk about bein committed to an outfit. Broad looks like she smoked the entire day before gettin into the costume.

Traci and Heidi both went with the classic naughty cop outfit. I must say, I saw a lot of those this weekend and it is an outfit that definitely needs breasts to work. Not huge fake ones, but you can’t be anythin less than a C to it off. That pretty much applies to any classic naughty outfit. If you ain’t naturally blessed, then please get the most expensive push up you can. Or suffer ridicule from guys like me.







The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!