Who Styled On Them

I feel like I’m recycling posts but this battle has became legitimate. So couple weeks ago Heather Graham rocked this dress which I think she banged out. Then Kristin Cavallari rocked it…not a good look. Then Heidi Monteg rocked it but since I despise her, I never posted it. Now we have a real contender Doutzen Kroes (VS model) rockin the dress. She’s late to the party but she might...nah. Heather G’s wore better shoes. My vote sticks with Heather. But seriously ladies…get a new fuckin stylist.

Heather Graham increase popularity

Heather Graham because blue is my favorite color…not really. Hard nipples are my favorite color and she’s wearin it.

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

Who Styled On Them

One thing I truly can’t stand is someone wearin the same thing as me. I’m pretty sure it bothers others as well, but it bothers me to the point that I’ll never wear that article of clothin again. I lie to people when asked where I purchased somethin just to throw off their scent. But when you’re a celebrity and you’re bein photographed all the time, this is just part of the life you live. So I’ma try a new segment (yeah, it’ll prolly die out in a week) called “Who styled on them?” Basically I’ma have pictures of people rockin the same outfit and ya’ll can tell me who rocked it the best! Alright, today’s contestants - Kristin Cavallari vs. Heather Graham. Heather rocked this dress earlier this week at the Hangover premier while Kris just donned it for the Wizard of Oz Exhibition Opening Night Gala. The dress is a hot one but I think it looks better on Heather. Her pale skin makes it look like the black dress has slits, whereas on Kris her tan skin makes you realize that the slits are material. What say you?

Heather Graham works again

Everyone always jokes about how it’s good to diversify your social circle, you never know when one ethnicity is gonna come in handy. For instance, if you are a white person you DEFINTELY need to know a couple black people just in case you encounter racism (against you or others) and you “just can’t friggin believe it still happens in this day and age.” A black person in your life will set you straight and calm you down so you don’t do somethin stupid like quit your job and try to be an equal rights activist. And if you are a black person, you DEFINTELY need to know a couple white people (Jewish for extra points) just in case you run into some issues with the law. Common knowledge. But it also pays for white people to have Jewish friends too! Take Heather Graham for instance. Heather who? You know, “Boogie Nights”, “Austin Powers 2”…big tits. Well she hasn’t been in a movie since…I don’t know when and if she has they haven’t been note worthy. Currently she is dating Yaniv Raz (who has no wiki (amazing!) and little info on IMDB). And I’m gonna say he’s Jewish judging by his nose and hair (even though it’s not that curly), and the fact Yaniv means "he will prosper" in Hebrew (see how stereotypes help people solve cases?). Guess what? Heather Graham has FOUR movies comin out this year. Before she couldn’t get a role as a waitress in a restaurant, now she has 4 movies. I need a Jewish friend…that lives in LA. Swerdogg needs to move from rainy Seattle.