David Letterman still makes jokes

Now first thing first, Letterman wasn’t married when he had those relationships sooooo technically he was just cheatin on his girlfriend, and who hasn’t done that before? Shit, I cheat on my girlfriend right after sex. I be sextin (dirty texting) the next girl immediately!!! No but seriously, I don’t know what kinda person wants to damage another person’s relationship like that. This ain’t a soap opera; you don’t need to sabotage anyone for any reason unless it’s personal. This wasn’t the case. It was capitalism working hard in the heart of another American. That’s why he did it, not to help out Letterman’s wife but to make money. That’s why he blackmailed him. If he was truly sincere he shoulda just mailed Letterman’s wife all the damning evidence and let it play out in private. Greedy bastard. I hope he gets the 15 years.

David Letterman was almost blackmailed by a white male

A boss sleeps with his subordinates…big whoop. Is this even worth mentioning? I only throw it out here because I figured somebody else didn’t hear the news yet. Until we get allll the information, which we prolly won’t, it really makes no sense to put Dave on blast like that. Nobody complained or filed suits against him so I’m assuming it was consensual. And what woman doesn’t like a funny man?

If Bruno can speak with terrorist, why couldn't Bush?

Bruno drops tomorrow!!! Very hyped to see it. I might watch Borat tonight just to remind me how funny Sacha can be. Here is a clip from his appearance on The Tonight Show with David Letterman.


Very funny stuff, the man is ballsy to say the least.

Did Letterman tap Keri's ass too?

Keri Hilson performs her great song, “Knock You Down” live…and it sucks:

Jeez, her voice doesn’t sound like a voice that could naturally hit any of those notes she did in the song. She really ruined the song for me now. And what’s good with Kanye poppin her booty? First Wayne then Kanye? Is her M.O. gonna be any guy that performs with her is allowed to tap that ass? Hmmm, interestin rep she’s building. And she needs to grow her fuckin hair out!

Drew Barrymore on the Tonight Show

Boom, so we got Drew Barrymore lookin classy right? Nice black dress, hair done right.

Ladies, you wanna know the fastest way to go from classy to trashy in public?

Yea, this ain’t no Three Six Mafia video shoot for Tongue Ring 2. This is on the Tonight Show with Letterman. Oh wait, that is right. This is the Tonight Show with Letterman and the two already have a risqué past. Barrymore did flash him on his birthday, so I guess now she’s offerin to finish the ‘job’.

Another pimp bites the dust

Congrats to David Letterman, finally getting married to Regina Lasko his girlfriend of 23 years. That’s pimpin. You kept a chick by your side for 23 years and never caved into marriage? I do envy the man. Had a kid (Harry) too? I have a good feelin bout this one.

Classic David Letterman interviews

Last week Joaquin Phoenix appeared on The Tonight Show…and that’s all he did – appear. His mind decided to skip out on that interview. Well leave it to Time magazine to put together” Top 10 Disastrous Letterman Interviews”. Some of these are like, wow. Madonna and Farrah Fawcett take the cake. Farrah was way more loopy than Phoenix and Madonna was just out to irritate Dave and she did a fantastic job of it (wow that woman was (is) a whore, what was Guy thinkin tryin to turn a hoe to a housewife?). Here is a clip from Fawcett’s interview:

See the rest of them here.

Joaquin Phoenix is gone

If you thought your job was tough, watch this:

Dave is the man. He takes his shots at Vanilla Ice Cube, tries to keep the interview going, and keeps everyone laughin. I have to investigate what was going on because Phoenix was CLEARLY out of his fuckin mind. That is some drug induced type shit. That nigga been hittin the syrup with Lil’ Wayne a little bit TOO MUCH. That codeine is a muthafucka.

Letterman composes the best moments in White Devil's Presidency

I missed this on Letterman last month, but thank goodness for YouTube huh?

You gotta cringe when you watch that…this was the leader of the “free” world. Sigh, thank goodness that’s over with.

The wife on Letterman

I like how Lettermen gets on Frenchie…when I asked who is this other nigga, she replied “what have you done for me lately?” Then I would quiet down and say “Ok. You don’t have to tell me who you hangin with.” 9 months later, Valentina.
The second part broke my heart so I didn’t post it. She’s no longer into Stallions just likes to ride Pepe…bitch.

Funny politics

Don’t piss off David; it’s just not a good look for your campaign.


And while I’ve tried to break down the election and simplify who to vote for, Chris Rock has made it even simpler. Vote for the guy with one house, because if he loses his house – he’s homeless. If you vote for the guy with 12 houses, he can lose 5 of them and still be alright. What more needs to be said?