African Taliban has a better ring to it

I owe an apology to Mrs. Clinton. Couple days ago I came at her neck sayin that she was unstylish and frumpy lookin. Well after her visit to the Motherland epicenter (that’s Nigeria), I gotta say she’s lookin pretty good enough to eat….ok, well maybe not that far. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was in Nigeria warning that Al Qaeda might try to infiltrate the country due to its radical Muslims livin there. She also mentioned that Nigeria is doing well to fight corruption but really needs to step their game up. I mean when a country pulls in 300 billion in revenue from oil and still has dirt roads, somebody is fuckin up. And of course it’s easy to blame the black man…niggas don’t know what to do when they get money. Buy spinning rims and put it in their chandeliers. But I also blame the white man. Because he knows what corruption money can get him and instead of takin the high road and makin sure the money is allocated properly, he’ll grease the palm of a sweaty African so that he can dump waste in the ocean. Or build pipelines through villages without any compensation. So while I do applaud the efforts of S.O.S Clinton, she does need to fall back a little and really look at what’s goin on.

Hillary Clinton don't play....or works out

DAMN. S.O.S Hillary Clinton got some bite. Too bad I’m not into frumpy lookin women. Seriously, I know it’s the Republicans who marry the trophy wives but damn. Doesn’t she have a trainer or somethin? I see why she’s always wearing loose clothin. That body is not the biz. I know I’m bein a bit harsh, but come on. She only has one kid, she’s a former first lady to a well liked President (so no stress)…alright, I’m done.

Inauguration 2009: Fashion

Hilary looked the girl from Willy Wonka. I forgot what she ate…oh yea, the full course meal candy. Then she turned into a blueberry and had to be rolled out…lmao. Mrs. Obama didn’t choose a lovely color for herself either. At first I thought she was murdered Mrs. Plum in the library with the wrench (and if that joke went over your head then get a Clue). Once she comes outside it look more like vomit green. Aretha had the most gangsta bow I’ve ever seen a lady wear. I really can’t even clown it. I hope other people don’t try to get gangsta and buy hats with those kinda bows because I promise you that you will look stupid. Let Aretha do her. Photos courtesy of Grand Rapids Press.

Keep your friends close...

Sen. Hilary Clinton will be Secretary of State in Obama’s cabinet. I guess this truly rules out 2012 for her, hahahahahahaha. O well Hil, you tried. You cracked that glass ceiling and out spewed some disgustiness in the form of Sarah Palin. Thank goodness you didn’t break that ceiling. Someone get some caulking glue and seal that crack up. Before you know it the ladies from the View will all become Senators. And for my paper lovers, try suing Hilary because she technically can’t be in the Cabinet.

See ya monday!

All I wanna do is a zooma zoom zoom zoom ana boom boom – JUST SHAKE YO RUMP!!!

Demons still roam amongst us. Joseph Edward Ducan III of Coeur d'Alene, Idaho is one. Duncan kidnapped a boy, Dylan Groene, and his sister, Shasta, in May 2005 after murdering their older brother, their mother and her fiancé in the Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, area. The two young children were taken deep into the Lolo National Forest, where they endured weeks of horrendous abuse at Duncan's hands. Duncan ultimately shot the boy point-blank in the head while his sister, then 8, watched. Paul Slack is another, but he’s from London. He’s convicted of murdering a 64-year-old acquaintance by forcing a walking stick down his throat has been sentenced to life in prison. I tell you these stories not to horrify you, but to desensitize you…because this kinda shit doesn’t even get me mad anymore. What gets me mad is how humane we treat them after they commit such heinous acts (yes, heinous, I think using that word makes me sound professional…so deal it with lol). Why can’t we take these blokes into a backyard and just string them up and make them human piñatas…at A-Rod’s bday party? Once they split open, toss em on the side of the road for the birds to eat them out. Then the next person will think before he commits a heartless crime.

Time For A Change!!! And change begins with our favorite friendly half Negro, Barack Obama!! Big news is he has finally decided on a VP but he is keepin mum (most people think he will make this announcement on Saturday because he has a big event going on). Wouldn’t it be crazy if he announced Bill Clinton as his runnin mate? Wow, the black population would go crazy. The white population would go crazy. It would be like a Jackson 5 reunion tour…with the return of the afros and bell pepper noses!!! I mean, since Bill is half black, combining him with Obama will provide us with our first FULL black president!!! Lol. But I have a better chance of running a train on Hilary and Chelsea with an English futbol club than Bill appearin on the ticket. I mean, Bill was vicious durin this campaign season. So vicious that black people remembered that he was white! I actually saw him standin in line reapplying for his Ghetto Pass. Lol, crazyness. Rick Ross was further behind in the line.

Speakin of the Clints, it appears that Hil is still $24 million in debt. Dammmmmmmmmmmmn. $11 mill goes to the individual vendors while she’s outta pocket more than $13 mill her own money. Son, if I owed myself $13 mill….I prolly wouldn’t give a fuck cuz I had the 13 to spend anyways!!!! But seriously, that’s a lot of money to just be losin like that. Maybe the futbol club and I SHOULD pay Mrs. Clinton a visit. See if we can come up with a way to pay her debts, lol.

Gwen Stefani just had a baby boy today, her second. After the baby was delivered, doctors examined Gwen’s cavity and yelled in it “Is that all you got?!?” Apparently Gwen didn’t get the memo that this is the year to have twins.

Home wreckin hoe Sienna Miller enjoys the love she gets from her neighbors:

Can’t say I feel sorry for her….this is what happens when you make a reputation of sleeping with married men.


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The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!