Kate Gosselin's pink taco and fashion misstep

Kate Gosselin provides an extra treat today. Not gonna point it out because that would make me a perv…lol. Anyways, what’s really good with her outfit? I mean the black hat too? If she didn’t feel like doin her hair…wait, she has no hair. That shit is about as short as mine. I hate when mothers crop their locks to keep it manageable. Keep that hair long!!! I don’t care if there’s baby food and lollipops stuck in it, I need somethin to pull on!!! The extra things in there can be snack food for when I’m done. Anyways, the shoes – nice. But she coulda found a better dress to go with them.

Kate & Jon call it quits

It looks like MILF Kate Gosselin will be available for my pleasures soon. Kate and Jon Gosselin have filed for divorce as papers were turned in at a Pennsylvania courtroom. I guess they’ve been married for 10 years but it has finally fallen apart. Great way to end a TV series…in a divorce. I know it’s pretty tough on families with one kid to deal with a divorce but they got 8! Oh snap, maybe Kate will become friends with the Octomom. Maybe they’ll have their own new show! The Crazy Bunch. The theme song will be like the Brady Bunch except they’ll use the word ‘crazy’. That is reality TV GOLD. I’ma pitch it right now.

Kate plus 8 looks great was a fake

Last week I gushed over how good Kate Gosselin looked in a bikini. Well, I just found out she had a tummy tuck. That ruins everythin. I really thought out of the miracle of GOD that she was able to retain such a good figure after 8 kids. Yeah I saw the scar and I thought it was a c-section scar. Total fuckery. I may never get married now. All hope is lost for havin a woman that looks good after givin birth! Kill me now.

Kate after 8 still looks great

So Kate Gosselin from Kate and Jon Plus Eight thinks she’s a real celebrity now. And just like any celebrity, she decided she needs pics of her in a bikini taken. So like any celeb, she called up the paps to let them know her location and voila! We have Kate in a bikini. If that is an untouched mommy body, then my hats off (or is that ‘hats on’…owwwwwwwwwww) to her. She looks real good for a mother of…how many kids does she have? Really? 8 of them? Some aren’t adopted? Damn. That should be a lesson to all mothers out there. If she can have 8 kids and look this slammin, then there is no reason you should balloon outta shape after one child. Take some pride and take care of yourself! Then again I guess with 8 kids there is more running around.