Cassie needs to just pose for Playboy

It’s sad that some girls wake up lookin like this: and think it’s a good look. Bitch, grow out your hair. At least she ain’t bald like Amber Rose.

Hillary Clinton don't play....or works out

DAMN. S.O.S Hillary Clinton got some bite. Too bad I’m not into frumpy lookin women. Seriously, I know it’s the Republicans who marry the trophy wives but damn. Doesn’t she have a trainer or somethin? I see why she’s always wearing loose clothin. That body is not the biz. I know I’m bein a bit harsh, but come on. She only has one kid, she’s a former first lady to a well liked President (so no stress)…alright, I’m done.

Transgender mayor ain't stylin

That is just disgusting. I have NOTHING, absolutely NOTHING against guys that dress up like women. Just don’t make a pass at me. BUT THIS DUDE LOOKS HIDEOUS!!! Nigga, did you even put on makeup this morning? I mean that outfit is TRASH. That wig is TRASH. Yo, even if a real woman looked like this I would be repulsed. If you gonna be a woman, don’t dress like a man would dress a woman.

Rihanna lesbian countdown

Um, Rihanna...I don’t know what you’re doing but it’s causing you to fall from my radar. Please stop and go back to the emo/punk/hipster hotness you were. If you do decide to play for the other team, at least choose a cute chick. Don't pull a Lohan and bang a dude that looks like a chick. Thanks.

Holly Madison prolly wears socks in bed

Holly Madison looks hot from head to toe…wait. What the fuck is with the socks baby girl? I mean seriously…that doesn’t work with that dress. You need a little Bo Peep outfit to make those socks work. Ugh, some women. Doesn’t she got enough money to pay for a stylist? Why did her friends let her go out like this? Fuck…just don’t scroll down when lookin at the pics.

Kelly Bensimon's gets her nose from Moses

Kelly Bensimon is one of those real house whores of New York and I’m pretty sure her boobs are registered in two different boroughs. I thought girls wanted a good lift AND separation? I think Kelly’s doctor only understands separation.

Sara Jean Underwood goes natural

Yesterday I posted pics of a hot Sara Jean Underwood…today, I apologize. The wonders of makeup still stump me from time to time. Well here is the same girl, sans makeup artist. Yuck.

Mary-Kate back to the big screen

The Olsen twins are known for the lack of mirrors in their apartments hence the reason they look like a blind pitbull dressed them. But there is really no excuse for Mary-Kate to look like she was dippin in the late Heath Ledger’s makeup kit from The Dark Knight. Scary…

Jessica Alba hates being sexy

What the fuck is Jessica Alba wearin? I feel like there is a Muppet on Sesame Street wandering around shaved and disoriented. Someone needs to create an advocacy group for this shit. Stop Shaving Muppets or SSM…um yeah, tired.

Madonna plus alcohol makes me hurl

I know I was just gonna keep it Brasilian this week, but I saw these photos of Madonna and had to share. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BROAD THINKING??? Wow, she is a fuckin mess. Almost (almost) as bad as Christina Milian looked with the blonde wig. I bet Guy regrets makin her play dress up. Sick.

Lil' Kim would make Uncle Rukus proud

You don’t have to watch the entire clip, just look at the after and before of Lil’Kim. Sad sad sad.

Christina Milian must be in a relationship

Everything nice I said about Christina Milian last week with her King shoot, I take back. This is a mess. This is hell on Earth. This is what happens to people when nobody gives a fuck about them. You thought the Former President didn’t care about black people, nobody cares about Milian. RIP to her sexy.

9021-Orange

Annalynne McCord shows exactly why I’m against white people tryin to get a tan. I wish I could go into a booth and get a reverse tan when I needed it. Like before job interviews, or before shopping in Beverly Hills. Maybe they could make the instant anti tan crème so I can apply it right before gettin pulled over by the Pasadena police. And her lips look Chris Brown’d, smh.