BIBs

Babes in Bikinis because you won’t see this much action in a minute.

And I’m out again…

AnnaLynne McCord plans to boost her acting career

Is a caption really necessary?

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Annalynne McCord shows exactly why I’m against white people tryin to get a tan. I wish I could go into a booth and get a reverse tan when I needed it. Like before job interviews, or before shopping in Beverly Hills. Maybe they could make the instant anti tan crème so I can apply it right before gettin pulled over by the Pasadena police. And her lips look Chris Brown’d, smh.

AnnaLynne McCord got lucky

AnnaLynne McCord should THANK her sisters for breakin all the branches when they fell down the Ugly Tree, because it allowed Anna to land gracefully. Jeez that was mean…but look at them!

AnnaLynne McCord plays dress up

Now the reason I post these pics is so that my female readers can see that it’s impossible to look glamorous everyday…so don’t stress it. I mean, Annalynne really looks like shit. No sultry look. No boobs. No ass. Nothin. Like shit. Lol.

Jeez, these celebs are boring me…but it wouldn’t be a rant if I didn’t find someone to piss me off. Let’s find some news on black people.

AnnaLynne McCord at the Afro Samurai premiere

I don’t understand why she can’t find cuter people to hang with. Her sister’s chicken cutlet is fallin out her dress. And her friend isn’t cute. At all. And the straight hair makes AnnaLynn look much older than she is. She is gonna have to step it up if she wants to keep makin appearance on the Rant.

AnnaLynne McCord loves her sister

AnneLynn McCord really knows how to make it as a starlet in Hollywood. Kissin girls, nip slips, bikini shots, and slutty photo shoots. Here she is kissin her sister, who seems to have the “come fuck me” eyes down pat as well. Maybe it runs in the family. Where is mama McCord? By the way, all three girls look like shit. Anne should never wear her hair up. Sis should never try to look sexy because she isn’t. And the third girl…well, she’s the third girl.

AnnaLynne McCord looks like a whore

Ok so she doesn’t look like a whore, I was just bein rude. But seriously, her “come hither” eyes are the best I’ve seen since…

AnnaLynne McCord tries to boost ratings

AnnaLynne McCord in a proper dress showin off her killer calves. And that look she has…the girl has to be a freak in bed. I mean she doesn’t have a problem kissin girls in public…

If AnnaLynne McCord was a boy

Yesterday I had pics of AnnaLynne McCord lookin pretty good, but now I have to recant. Here are pics of her in a bikini. I’m not a fan. The girl is toned up like a muthafucka. I don’t want a chick with stronger abs than me. I mean I like a fit girl, but I still want her to be a girl not an ironing board. But big girls, don’t get it twisted. You gotta be FIT, key word FIT. I ain’t gonna throw my back out tryin to get my freak on with ya.

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