BIBs

Babes in Bikinis because you won’t see this much action in a minute.

And I’m out again…

Jessica Alba makes me hungry

Here is Jessica Alba sportin a new blonde look…and mom boobies ripe for the picking. Yum.

Jessica Alba hates being sexy

What the fuck is Jessica Alba wearin? I feel like there is a Muppet on Sesame Street wandering around shaved and disoriented. Someone needs to create an advocacy group for this shit. Stop Shaving Muppets or SSM…um yeah, tired.

Jessica Alba doesn't own mirrors

One thing I love about celebrities is the UNNECESSARY fashion risks they take. Like Mrs. Alba Warren for instance. At the premiere for My Bloody Valentine 3D, she decided to show up in a robe. Then on a regular outing she hit up Tim Burton for some Joker pant’s from the first Batman movie. Good job Jess, if you want people to stop lookin at you as a sex symbol you are headin in the right direction.

Didn't she used to act?

Jessica Alba because she’s how the white man likes his Latinas…no spice.