Eva Longoria adds some spice to a vanilla day

Eva “I’m pretending to be married” Longoria is seen here with hubby Tony Parker of the San Antonio Spurs. I didn’t know Eva had a backside!?! I thought she was flatter than an ironing board. Maybe when she’s not shootin she’s allowed to grow it back out.

Eva Longoria's two surprises

Wow, Eva Longoria is still with Tony Parker!!! I guess since he doesn’t have to worry bout bein in the Finals, they can finally take a romantic getaway. More shockin than seein those two together is the little booty Eva got on her. I thought she was lackin in that department.

White House Dinner

Here are some pics from the 2009 White House Correspondent’s Dinner. If you’re wonderin why there are only pics of black women, it’s because the white people didn’t look as good. OWWWW, yeah, I took it there.

Off season romance

If anyone forgot that these two were married, here is a little reminder.

Eva Longoria's great marriage

Once again, no Tony. Does she even go to his games anymore? And her shoes are ugly with the “mommy” outfit she has on.

Hmm, yuck

Eva Longoria just made me throw up my lunch. What is this shit? When I look up a girl’s skirt, there’s only one thing I want to see. A whispering eye. If I can’t get that, then colorful panties work. The one thing I never want to see is some damn biker shorts. What is this body shaping shit she’s got on? How unsexy. Tony must be outta town smashin some groupies cuz if I ever went out with my wife and the urge to take her into the nearest coat room came over me and I lift up her skirt to see this shit? Filing for divorce the next morning.