Halle Berry's daughter will have a song named after her too

Gotta end the week with some cuteness (and somethin to get Moore’s body outta your mind). Halle Berry With Gabriel & baby Nahla on Miami Beach. So cute.

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I thought Halle Berry was done with black men?

Here are Halle Berry and Jamie Foxx gettin it on at the Spike TV’s “Guy’s Choice” awards.

That’s pretty fuckin intense for just an award show…I don’t know if I’m secure enough to see my wife tongue down a guy like that and not get paid. I mean did she really need to grab Jaime’s dick? Was that really necessary? She’s a mother for cryin out loud…a very hot mother. Hmmmm.  Most certainly feelin the short hair look on her.

Halle Berry and Baby Berry

It was either Halle Berry or Katy Perry. Perry was lookin like the ex girlfriend you never let give you head because you were afraid she’d bite down one day outta spite. Halle wins.

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Random Filler Post

Here are couples Rim and Galle (yeah, I just made those name combos up…sad). First Reggie and Kim doin some dinner thingy…

Here are Gabe and Halle doin some shoppin, maybe for Mother’s Day.

Halle Berry (She's Fine)

Halle Berry is so fine…especially when she licks her fingers before insertin them in her pom pom. Well why else would she be lickin her fingers then damnit?

Halle is hotter than you on her worst day

Even with the loose jeans, Berry is lookin bootylicious…not sure bout the gold sandals tho.

Halle Berry and Ellen dance off

I love Ellen. I think she is the funniest talk show host next to Letterman and Kimmel. But while Dave and Jimmy rely heavily on jokes, Ellen gets INTO her jokes. Like when she went door-to-door with B. Spears last Christmas? Or when she dances with the Obamas? Now she got Halle Berry doin the Halle Berry, rofl too much.

I was gonna say that Ellen put black people back in the shortest amount of time I’ve seen anyone set black people back with the YouTube videos of people dancing. Then she added the white girls on the end. Ahhh thank God for silly white girls tryin to dance on YouTube. I like how Halle tried to act like she ain’t know anythin bout the song or dance…but as soon as Ellen started gettin into it Halle was doin the H-Town Boogie like a PRO. And Ellen is no slouch either, she made up a couple of her own moves that flowed well. Needless to say, I would go dancing with Ellen. And as for watchin Halle work it in heels? O-M-G. Ready to die now.


Update: I just watched the video again. Halle is frontin HARD like she don’t know how to do the dance. She prolly goes to sleep to this song. HALLLE BERRY!

Halle Baby

Halle Berry and baby Nahla lookin soooooo super cute. This furthers my plans on havin kids with a beautiful woman so that they can come out lookin average. Right? Because when beautiful people have kids, they have beautiful kids. One beautiful + one average = cute and one beautiful + one ugly = average. Ugly + ugly = death.

Halle brings closure

Halle Berry to wrap up Black History Month. Whoo Hooo!!!

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Halle Berry at the Essence Black Woman thingy awards

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Halle Berry, Black History Month, you get the idea…

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Halle Berry at the NAACP Image Awards

Halle Berry because it’s still Black History Month, contrary to what it looks like outside.

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Forget a nip slip, give us the whole thing

Halle Berry because she too is black and famous. And shows us the goods…but since I can't post the NSFW on a separate page, I can only give you the SFW.

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Brown Suga

I hope Halle’s new hairdo is for her costume, yikes!

Berry good

Sexist Woman Alive…maybe not. But she has a great ass. She also made a mention of not messin with dudes in their 20s...her loss.