Flu shot destroys woman's nervous system

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow. I’d sue the shit outta GSK. Then I’d request that anyone at GSK be fired!!! Except employees with a blog about parenthood, because it takes a person that writes about his or her family to show the necessary compassion in creating a drug. How scary and sad is that? I pretty sure some stem cell procedure could cure her but our country is sorely lacking behind in that area of science…like every other area compared to the rest of the world.

AP dies from swine flu in NY

Another one has bit the dust. This time a 55 year old assistant principal in a New York high school has been killed by the H1N1 flu, best known as the swine flu. I call it the Mexican flu because I like to point fingers and hold someone responsible (sorry Mexico). Anyways, everyone is tryin to down play it and say he might have had pre-existing conditions. And at first I was gonna go against what I’ve been sayin and tell everyone to start to panic. But then I thought of the numbers...what is the death toll at? 2? 3 if you wanna count the little boy from Mexico. I think until the death toll reaches 50K, I don’t really care and won’t report anythin about it anymore. It’s just the fuckin flu.

Swine flu shows it face

Swine flu has been running rampant in Los Angeles for real…

First death of an American from H1N1 or the Mexican Flu

Appears a woman in Texas and FROM Texas died from the swine flu early this week. Well, guess you know what that means…TIME TO PANIC!!! No, I’m being serious. I mean officials have said that the lady had other chronic illnesses which contributed to her death but they won’t release anymore information. Of COURSE they’re gonna say she was weak and more susceptible to dying. What do you think woulda happened if they said the woman was perfectly healthy? See, because they fucked up from the onset they have to do damage control all the way till the end of this pandemic. Had this woman died earlier, please believe they woulda disclosed all of her health issues (if any). Time to break out the mask…

Swine flu isn't that bad...idiots

Oh reallllllllllllllllly bitch? Tell me something my readers and I don’t already fuckin know? Fear, fear, fear…that’s all the media works with. The Rant ain’t scared of shit and that’s why we don’t pump fear in your hearts. Because there is nothin to be afraid of in this day and age…not until N. Korea starts talkin shit in Korean.

Swine flu and Hollywood

I now completely understand why people don’t like celebrities to start talkin. It’s because it makes white people feel the same way black people do when they hear athletes talk. It’s like “good God, someone hit them with a bean bag from a shotgun and shut them the hell up.” Case in point: Lisa Rinna and her family’s brush with the swine flu.

Wow bitch. I bet they had the swine flu every year for the past 5-6 years. Matter of fact, I’m pretty sure that since she was a child, she knows someone that has shown symptoms for the swine flu. Fuckin idiot. Did they cough? Have a fever? Show flu like symptoms? BITCH THAT’S BECAUSE IT IS A FUCKING FLU!

Swine Flu is no more!

When I tell you that people are cookin up things behind the scenes, you gotta believe me (kinda). So now the swine flu will no longer be called the swine flu because there is no direct relation to the flu and pigs. And right now it’s hurtin the pork industry because stupid people think that if you eat pork, you’ll catch it. People are just damn stupid I tell ya. So now the new name of the flu is “H1N1”. Yeaaaaaaah, doesn’t really roll off the tongue like swine flu. I think I’ma stick with that. Anyways, I still think that Obama is behind all this and aptly named the flu based on the fact that spending on preventing pandemic flu was called ‘pork’ spending by the Republicans. Too bad he did more damage than good. He shoulda just said that “patient zero” was a Republican. That woulda really tipped some scales in his favor. Eh, pork isn’t that good for you anyways. So where is the good news in all this? You can eat pork and not worry abut getting sick (unless you prepare it wrong…then you deserve to be sick). Oh, another positive from this swine flu? It’s keepin the country together. Remember how Texas was talkin bout seceding? Well they have declared a state of emergency and have asked the Federal Government for support. Governor Perry, sit yo ass down bitch.

Swine Flu keeps people scared

Swine flu update: we are now at threat level 5 (out of 6) according to the WHO. The U.S. has also reported its first death: a 22-month-old visiting from Mexico…so it wasn’t even an American baby. Um, I know I’m not the news per se, but I don’t really have anythin else to say about the issue. I suggest closing the borders and rounding up all the Mexicans!!! Even if the horses are out the barn, ain’t no reason to let them go buck wild.


Why is Dr. Gupta in the truck actin like he Steve Erwin? Flu hunter now? How they know the little boy is patient zero? This is Mexico!!! If the poor people in U.S. rarely go to the hospital until death, what makes you think it’s any better in Mexico? The little boy was prolly kickin it with a homeless bum who coughed on him. The bum died on the streets, the boy lived…what the hell am I talkin about? Ugh, I’m tired.

Obama always gets the last laugh

Big news this week is the swine flu, but I’m pretty sure that the current administration is behind it all. First, watch this:


Ok so the Republicans cut out the flu pandemic portion from the package, somethin that is referred to as cutting the ‘pork’ out. Now, we have a flu outbreak. Not just a regular outbreak, but a pandemic. A flu pandemic that comes from pigs aka swine aka pork. Talk about a slap in the face. Obama and his cronies said “Not only are we gonna get you back for makin health cuts, but we are gonna rub the fat in your faces too.” That’s why scientist can’t figure out why it’s only killed people in Mexico and not the U.S. I guess Obama sees Mexico City as collateral damage…enough of them live here anyways, Mexico will be fine. That’s why Obama is sayin “not to worry” because it’s nothing to worry about. Just like that damn bird flu…all hype to push an agenda. Do you know how many people die a year from the REGULAR flu? I’ll wait. 36,000 people on average. And guess what country that’s in? I’ll wait. U.S. fucking A. Yes, people die from the flu every year; this is nothin new to us. Just hype. Unless you’re an old bastard or a young baby, you have nothin to worry about. However, I’m pretty sure MV3 (Dwayne Wade) and CP3 (Chris Paul) have contracted the virus considerin how poorly they played yesterday. Yuck. Next thing you know we’ll have a fish flu outbreak

Pig flu is coming soon...

DIRTY MEXICANS!!!! Lol. I think the reason why people have been dyin in Mexico is well…it’s Mexico. They aren’t number one when it comes to healthcare. I mean any poor country has issues with viruses that would be considered mild to Americans. Africa has a malaria problem (which they wanna blame on the “millions” of mosquitoes…yeah, sure) and they don’t have enough hospitals or workers to get the treatment to the people. America, Canada, and England have all had swine flu cases but no deaths. So don’t reach for the panic button just yet. And I swear, if I see anybody pullin this:

I’ma smack em. Oh, and Ms. Church’s accent makes me want to do disgusting things to her and her throat.