Marisa Miller almost got raped

Why does Ellen’s eyes remind you of a guy who hasn’t had sex in a year and Marisa Miller just offered him a one night stand? Ellen is HUNGRY!

Halle Berry and Ellen dance off

I love Ellen. I think she is the funniest talk show host next to Letterman and Kimmel. But while Dave and Jimmy rely heavily on jokes, Ellen gets INTO her jokes. Like when she went door-to-door with B. Spears last Christmas? Or when she dances with the Obamas? Now she got Halle Berry doin the Halle Berry, rofl too much.

I was gonna say that Ellen put black people back in the shortest amount of time I’ve seen anyone set black people back with the YouTube videos of people dancing. Then she added the white girls on the end. Ahhh thank God for silly white girls tryin to dance on YouTube. I like how Halle tried to act like she ain’t know anythin bout the song or dance…but as soon as Ellen started gettin into it Halle was doin the H-Town Boogie like a PRO. And Ellen is no slouch either, she made up a couple of her own moves that flowed well. Needless to say, I would go dancing with Ellen. And as for watchin Halle work it in heels? O-M-G. Ready to die now.


Update: I just watched the video again. Halle is frontin HARD like she don’t know how to do the dance. She prolly goes to sleep to this song. HALLLE BERRY!

Are baby cannons called pistols?

Mariah is also denyin pregnancy rumors, but leave it to Ellen to put her to the test. Why Ellen try to Mariah to drink champagne to prove she wasn’t pregnant? Lmao. Classic Sherlock Holmes. Mariah of course denied and said it was too early to drink alcohol. Sure hun…I read some comments on another blog about MC bein pregnant and they said that most women keep it quiet till after the 1 trimester because most miscarriages occur durin that period. So maybe she is pregnant, maybe Angie is preggers too. Maybe I’m pregnant.

Love Lockdown

Love Lockdown video premiered on Ellen last week. My family and I starred in it:



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Monday...blah

At the car wash this weekend and saw this decent lookin Asian girl walk past. Nothin worth givin a second glance at, but there was this Asian dude driving by that was breakin his neck lookin at her, which made me think: what do Asian men look for in their women, body wise? You know white guys like a skinny body with big tits. Black guys like "manageable" frames and a fat ass. And by manageable I mean thick in the right places...some of you niggas like em thick everywhere...yuck. Lol. And Latin men just want a woman that can cook...so he don't care whats manageable or not lol. What do Asian men look for? Tiny feet? Big Nipples? A girl in a proper crane stance? Lmao, can someone shed some light on this so that I’m not so ignorant in the matter?

Madden ’09…wow it’s been a while. I haven’t been prolific in Madden since Vick was on the cover. But I am an awesome video game player, '95 Blockbuster Store Champion, so gettin back into the swing of things won’t take long. I think ’09 is a better game, but it’s not an awesome game. I like the fact that you can have your skill level set based on how you do in the virtual training and it adjusts by game play. I don’t like the fact that when it goes low, you destroy the computer then get ur ass kicked when it goes high, then you destroy the computer when it goes low again. I don’t feel like I becomin better, instead I’m just bein put on this roller coaster of emotions and it’s makin me nauseous. Overall, I can’t wait to play my east coast buddies online and give them a good trashin!!

I miss the Boondocks and Entourage….will the new seasons please start!!

The mighty Batman has fallen from first place and instead this weekend’s box office winners are a bunch of actors playin actors that are makin a movie in Vietnam, lol. Tropic Thunder is hilarious and please see it when you can. Tom Cruise’s role is memorable.



Model lesbians, Ellen DeGeneres and her long time partner, Portia de Rossi (what’s with the ‘De’ in their names? (Say that line 4 times fast, lol)) have recently tied the knot. I for one am completely against this marriage. Look at how hot de Rossi is; she could find a cuter partner than Ellen. Then again, when it comes to powerhouse Lesbos, Ellen is the queen, lol. And I like Ellen too. I’ve never actually watched her talk show, but every time I see clips from it, she’s always hilarious. Congrats to the both of them, may they have a long life of scissoring each other. Portia, if you come back over to the dark side…I’ll be waitin.

In some positive black news (that just feels weird typin it), Master P is creating his own cable network channel!! I KNOW, I SAID IT WAS POSITIVE DAMMIT JUST WAIT! It is goin to be called the Better Black Television channel or BBTV for those 18 year olds at a 1^st grade readin level. It is poised to be an alternative to BET (seeee, I told you it was positive!). Honestly, Chinese television would be a better alternative to BET. I guess Master P has already begun filming shows and is currently tryin to find a channel to acquire or somethin technical like that. Either way, I’m excited to see blacks on tv outside of COPS, America’s Most Wanted, and BET….o and Cheaters (but the white people be just as crazy on that show).






This is why BET is so fucked up:













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