White House Dinner

Here are some pics from the 2009 White House Correspondent’s Dinner. If you’re wonderin why there are only pics of black women, it’s because the white people didn’t look as good. OWWWW, yeah, I took it there.

Jack Cafferty has Jungle Fever baby!

Jack Cafferty needs to cool it down for a bit. In his article he talks about how Michelle Obama walks, and her poise and her smile and her….arms? Take a cold shower Jack, but I can’t fault you. You’ve never seen a real black woman outside of BET and Condi Rice. I guess I should say ‘real’ just yet, considerin most black women DON’T have their shit together like Michelle. They don’t, most black men don’t have their shit together either. No, Michelle is what a real black woman is supposed to be. I can only hope that she influences the black women (and men, stop lookin for them bitches that only care about the shine you have on rather than to see you shine!) to become more and to reach that level that is laid out for them. It ain’t only about ass shakin, tho I’m PREEEEEETY sure Michelle knows what to do when Uncle Luke comes on lol. Alright, enough social consciousness; enough Common, time for some Ying Yang Twins!

Michelle Obama isn't cool with the dolls

The only thing scarier than an angry black man, is an angry black woman. But seriously, I wouldn’t expect this from a major toy company. If mom and pops wanted to design dolls and sell them on their website and make millions, I would be cool with it. Ty Inc. should have enough creative heads at the company to not have to stoop to this level. Especially of the little girls. They coulda made Barack and Michelle doll instead…it still woulda been as cute (for some).

"No, WE President"

You know why the media is payin so much attention to Michelle’s clothin? Cuz the girl got style. And they ain’t seen a stylish first lady since Jackie O. So get it out your system because Michelle Obama is a black woman. Meaning that she will get her kids settled, and then get right back to work as co-President of the United States. Cuz everybody knows how black women like to play their man’s position as well.

Inauguration 2009: Fashion

Hilary looked the girl from Willy Wonka. I forgot what she ate…oh yea, the full course meal candy. Then she turned into a blueberry and had to be rolled out…lmao. Mrs. Obama didn’t choose a lovely color for herself either. At first I thought she was murdered Mrs. Plum in the library with the wrench (and if that joke went over your head then get a Clue). Once she comes outside it look more like vomit green. Aretha had the most gangsta bow I’ve ever seen a lady wear. I really can’t even clown it. I hope other people don’t try to get gangsta and buy hats with those kinda bows because I promise you that you will look stupid. Let Aretha do her. Photos courtesy of Grand Rapids Press.

Debates

Obama is leading in the polls, nothin new to me. I’m just waitin for November 3rd. That’s when the Republicans will release a Barack-Michelle sex tape or a video of the children singing “Kill Whitey”. I really hope it’s the sex tape, so I don’t come out of this election empty handed. Lol. The swing states are swinging in Obama’s favor. The women are startin to warm back up to his charm and forgettin about HRC (I didn’t want to say the full name in fear of women will start hating Obama again). Next up is the VP debates tonight. I just hope Biden doesn’t attack Palin, because then she’ll play her victim role and garner votes. Instead Biden should attack McCain, and let Palin defend him and re-establish her credibility (give her double work).

Allow me to reintroduce myself....

So I just woke up from a very satisfying nap in order to write this and I’m still tired and unmotivated. But I know there are people out there that depend on me, and will be hurt and confused if I don’t rant on somethin. You’re like my children…Children of the Corn. Lol. Hey man, I just realized I've been doin this for more than a month now...wow, I'm nice with it. I'm the Micheal Phelps of this Blog shit!!!!

And we have our first non-official Obama Death Threat. Granted these guys were druggies and not really capable of tying their shoes let alone attacking Obama, I think it’s still a symbolic effort and I think we will see a lot of copy cats for the next year. Sad.

People are mad at Elizabeth Edwards for not comin clean about Sen. John Edwards’ affair. They are sayin that she helped keep it under wraps to help John’s political future. Ok and? It’s not like it was any of our business anyways AND if you ask me, knowin about it earlier would have probably made him a better candidate, lol. I mean a politician without an affair under his belt? I wouldn’t think he was takin his job seriously. Barack probably cheated on Michelle but he was prolly smart enough to do it overseas. If Michelle ever found out, expect to see the White House lawn littered with clothes lol.

RIP Andre Young Jr. Guess we can expect another delay on the Detox album :(

DNC tonight, real big event for most…me, not so much. I haven’t followed politics much because to me, it’s all the same. To me, it’s not about what a candidate can do for you because in all honesty, they don’t really care that much about us. It’s just that one group usually cares less than the other. In this past decade (more like 25 years) that group has been the Republicans. Now when I say ‘us’ I mean the Middle and Poor Class. But even that doesn’t really sway my vote. Common sense does. Past 8 years we’ve had a Republican for a president. I don’t care of his name because it doesn’t matter, his gang affiliations indicate what his ideologies are. The Republicans have ruined our country in EVERY aspect. Financially, educationally, internationally, domestically, oily, energy, every which way. The only thing Republicans have succeeded in doin is creating a bunch of prejudiced, scary ass citizens who turn on the news everyday and feed their fear by seein more of the dismantling of their great country. I don’t care what the Democrats run as their platform. As long as they don’t say, we are shipping more jobs overseas or we need to increase our dependence on oil, or let’s spend more money on a war that isn’t reaping any rewards. Because I know those issues won't help my country. Universal health care sounds a lot less expensive than universal bombing and rebuilding. What was the worst part of the last Democract's term in office? He got a blow job. Well, if that’s what my president needs in order to keep the country running smooth, so fuckin be it. Let’s create a new Cabinet member specifically for that, the Secretary of Dick Sucking. Honestly, if the Republicans were doin a great job with our country, I would vote Republican without blinking twice. Why some people think it’s a good idea to vote Republican, I don’t know, but women still accidentally kill their kids by leavin them in the car with the windows up. Some people are naturally stupid. For the love of this country, please vote Democract in November….we’ve had 8 years of Hell, and 4 years with Democracts maybe uncertain, but it’s better than another 4 years of Hell. Lol, remember the excuse that some people made for voting Republican 4 years ago? Let them clean up the mess that they made? Thanks for being a douche you fuckin moron.

These two are Republicans:


And so is this pastor:

So what if he’s Australian, if he was American, he would be Republican lol.

Obama-Biden interview on how Obama popped the question, lol.

Baseball has added replay to the game helpin the umpires make correct calls. Now umps will be able to witness on the spot how boring baseball is to watch lol.

No more funny videos!!! I’ve ran out….kinda, I could just type in ‘funny’ at YouTube and post what is given but I’m more about quality than quantity. Sooooooooooooo, guess you have to find your own video today.

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!