Joe Biden apologizes

Friends can’t make jokes anymore? Seriously, all Joe said was "My memory is not as good as Justice Roberts, Chief Justice Roberts," when he asked for a copy of the oath when swearing in senior officials for the House. The guy messed up, everyone knows it, so you get clowned. Isn’t that what friends do? Are they not friends? Even if you aren’t friends, public figures get clowned all the time. So who cares? Is Justice Roberts that sensitive? Fuck, everyone is always politically correct.

Fair and balanced coverage

I was just surfin the web because Madden ’09 was pissin me off (how a THIRD string QB gonna have an 80% completion rate and throw no interceptions against my aggressive Dallas defense? That Madden AI is bullshit) and I saw an article about how another well known Republican has switched camps and voted for Obama already. But he’s not of interest, I don’t rant on intelligent people lol. I read a comment that asked why the liberal media don’t cover the fact that the Obama Campaign Cuts Off Interviews With Florida TV Station. I figured; alright let’s see where the source of this is. If I told you, you wouldn’t click the link. Go figure it was them. But anyways the comments are on and off topic like expected, but what really bothered me is that some commentators are makin it seem like Biden didn’t finish the interview and stormed off or somethin. Or he couldn’t stomach the tough questions. Yeah, he was clearly irritated with the lady just mingling words and tryin to attack Obama, but he still answered the questions (though not with the same grace as Obama would). Anyways watch the video and tell me if the lady was just posing tough questions or stupid ones. I don’t think they were tough, they were just Republican. Askin about affiliations instead of askin about policy changes.


Anyone with a real sense of how the world works, would know that Obama isn’t going to make America any more socialist than it has been since the 80s and 90s (ok, maybe a little bit, but that’s to provide balance). You can’t have 8 years of the rich gettin richer and middle class getting poor. Cuz then it throws the system off. Companies don’t hire more employees because the tax breaks gives them more money. They just pocket the extra. And we already know how the poor act when they have nothin to lose. You don’t want Joe Six-pack or Joe the Plumber to become Joe the Armed Robber because he doesn’t have enough money to feed his kids.

VP Debates part 2

It’s Monday, and the only proper way to start it off is with an SNL skit. So here ya go joe!


LMAO, woooooow. Queen Latifah as Gwen? I guess you had to see that comin, who else woulda played her? Tracy Morgan? Maybe he should get his bum ass to SNL too. In H-wood there is a sayin “any publicity is good publicity.” And to an extent, that is correct. While we are talkin more about Sarah Palin, we are also (at least the ones with good sense) are realizing how bad of a VP pick she is and worse future President. But I love how SNL drew to light how POORLY the debates were moderated. And how people thought (me included) that the debates went well because Palin didn’t fuck up (talk about low standards lol). This is going to be a good month (yes, only a month) for SNL with Tina Fey on board. lmao.

VP Debates

The VP debates were last night and the only thing that it got me hyped for is to watch Tina Fey on Saturday Night Live this weekend. Biden and Palin both did a good job. Biden attacked McCain, Palin reassured (kinda) us that she is a good choice (? I really can’t think of what she accomplished). Correction (I figured it out), Palin didn’t make a fool of herself. Well…Ok. Palin was Palin and we all love her the same amount we did before the debate and that's an accomplishment, lol. But seriously, “you betcha”, “say it ain’t so joe”, and “dogone-it”? I understand that she was tryin to talk to the American people. But I don’t want a President that talks to me like we are best buddies having a drink, because I WOULD NEVER let my best buddies run this country (unless if I was supreme dictator). I don’t want a soccer/hockey/lacrosse/ mom running this country. I want her to pick us up after the game, take us out for ice cream, and drop me off last so that she can make a pass at me while sittin in the minivan. I don’t want mom, talkin to Hezbollah tryin to negotiate the handing over of terrorist. I don’t have to tell ya who to vote for, because I’m not worried (granted there are no sex tapes, or Bin Laden in a cave waiting to be executed). The shiny piece of silver called Sarah Palin is dulling out and the choice is become clear. Now for you Independents, I know you don’t like either choice. And you are going to vote for Ron or the Easter Bunny. That’s your right to exercise. But when that Relief check comes, please PayPal it to therantisdue@gmail.com. Thanks. Oh, and Biden gettin choked up but quickly handling that? Very nice.

Debates

Obama is leading in the polls, nothin new to me. I’m just waitin for November 3rd. That’s when the Republicans will release a Barack-Michelle sex tape or a video of the children singing “Kill Whitey”. I really hope it’s the sex tape, so I don’t come out of this election empty handed. Lol. The swing states are swinging in Obama’s favor. The women are startin to warm back up to his charm and forgettin about HRC (I didn’t want to say the full name in fear of women will start hating Obama again). Next up is the VP debates tonight. I just hope Biden doesn’t attack Palin, because then she’ll play her victim role and garner votes. Instead Biden should attack McCain, and let Palin defend him and re-establish her credibility (give her double work).

You bastards are makin this harder than it needs to be...

Arrrghhhh, I said no politics but I don’t want people to say I’m playin favorites (even though I am) but Biden and Obama voted for the “Bridge to Nowhere”. Everybody makes mistakes, right? Look at Palin’s daughter. HAHAHAHA, burn bitch, I got you good. You think I was gonna attack my Boys in Blue and not you too? (Damn, that shit rhymed. Who do you know rhymes in they blogs, besides the people with blogs about poetry lol).

Allow me to reintroduce myself....

So I just woke up from a very satisfying nap in order to write this and I’m still tired and unmotivated. But I know there are people out there that depend on me, and will be hurt and confused if I don’t rant on somethin. You’re like my children…Children of the Corn. Lol. Hey man, I just realized I've been doin this for more than a month now...wow, I'm nice with it. I'm the Micheal Phelps of this Blog shit!!!!

And we have our first non-official Obama Death Threat. Granted these guys were druggies and not really capable of tying their shoes let alone attacking Obama, I think it’s still a symbolic effort and I think we will see a lot of copy cats for the next year. Sad.

People are mad at Elizabeth Edwards for not comin clean about Sen. John Edwards’ affair. They are sayin that she helped keep it under wraps to help John’s political future. Ok and? It’s not like it was any of our business anyways AND if you ask me, knowin about it earlier would have probably made him a better candidate, lol. I mean a politician without an affair under his belt? I wouldn’t think he was takin his job seriously. Barack probably cheated on Michelle but he was prolly smart enough to do it overseas. If Michelle ever found out, expect to see the White House lawn littered with clothes lol.

RIP Andre Young Jr. Guess we can expect another delay on the Detox album :(

DNC tonight, real big event for most…me, not so much. I haven’t followed politics much because to me, it’s all the same. To me, it’s not about what a candidate can do for you because in all honesty, they don’t really care that much about us. It’s just that one group usually cares less than the other. In this past decade (more like 25 years) that group has been the Republicans. Now when I say ‘us’ I mean the Middle and Poor Class. But even that doesn’t really sway my vote. Common sense does. Past 8 years we’ve had a Republican for a president. I don’t care of his name because it doesn’t matter, his gang affiliations indicate what his ideologies are. The Republicans have ruined our country in EVERY aspect. Financially, educationally, internationally, domestically, oily, energy, every which way. The only thing Republicans have succeeded in doin is creating a bunch of prejudiced, scary ass citizens who turn on the news everyday and feed their fear by seein more of the dismantling of their great country. I don’t care what the Democrats run as their platform. As long as they don’t say, we are shipping more jobs overseas or we need to increase our dependence on oil, or let’s spend more money on a war that isn’t reaping any rewards. Because I know those issues won't help my country. Universal health care sounds a lot less expensive than universal bombing and rebuilding. What was the worst part of the last Democract's term in office? He got a blow job. Well, if that’s what my president needs in order to keep the country running smooth, so fuckin be it. Let’s create a new Cabinet member specifically for that, the Secretary of Dick Sucking. Honestly, if the Republicans were doin a great job with our country, I would vote Republican without blinking twice. Why some people think it’s a good idea to vote Republican, I don’t know, but women still accidentally kill their kids by leavin them in the car with the windows up. Some people are naturally stupid. For the love of this country, please vote Democract in November….we’ve had 8 years of Hell, and 4 years with Democracts maybe uncertain, but it’s better than another 4 years of Hell. Lol, remember the excuse that some people made for voting Republican 4 years ago? Let them clean up the mess that they made? Thanks for being a douche you fuckin moron.

These two are Republicans:


And so is this pastor:

So what if he’s Australian, if he was American, he would be Republican lol.

Obama-Biden interview on how Obama popped the question, lol.

Baseball has added replay to the game helpin the umpires make correct calls. Now umps will be able to witness on the spot how boring baseball is to watch lol.

No more funny videos!!! I’ve ran out….kinda, I could just type in ‘funny’ at YouTube and post what is given but I’m more about quality than quantity. Sooooooooooooo, guess you have to find your own video today.

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

I don't like people playin on my phone

Ugh, Monday. My weekend was cool. Met some new people (yay, I have new friends….and they have MONEY!!! No more broke pimpin!!!). Went to the beach for the first time this summer (eh, it’s always gonna be there, no rush to go). Used sunscreen for the first time in my life (lmao, my black ass got some SPF 50! (Keep that tattoo fresh!)). I’m feelin a bit tired writing this post, so I’m gonna let Jim Carrey be funny for me today.

Yay Dream Team (or Cream Team)!!! They seem to have redeemed the US in the eyes of the world as the basketball stars that they are. They beat Spain in a game that was pretty close. Spain never had the lead after the first 10 mins of the game, but they kept it within 8 pts or less. People that I am lookin forward to seein this season: DWAYNE WADE! My boy is back…and yes, call me Judas because I stopped fuckin with him after the dismal post championship season (2007). But I would claim him (no homo) when playin basketball (you know I always come on the court comparing myself to Wade). My boy is healthy and was kickin ass and takin names. And not just the Gold Medal game, but the entire Olympics. Kobe was Kobe, King James did his thing, and I was really impressed by Carmelo Anthony. All of them came together like Voltron and whooped on them foreigners.

In other Olympic news, it appears that Jamaican superstar, Usain Bolt, is dopin up. Sike, I bet half of you were like “I knew he was too fast.” If he’s on anything its crack not steroids. Look at how skinny and fast he is, you’d think there was an 8-ball at the end of the track. Nah, I wanna draw you attention to the next Karate Kid: Cuban Angel Matos. Below is a video of what happened if you don’t already know.

Clearly the man was cheated. And even more clearer, is his name should not be Angel. More like Diablo. You don’t DQ someone for taking too long in a medal match. I know you guys will say “well rules are rules”, but rules are meant to be enforced at the referee’s discretion. Meaning the ref could have easily given Matos a warning before just disqualifying him. It wasn't a good look on anybody’s part. Not the ref, not Matos and not the Borat prick that won (you complain about Bolt’s showboating, but this guy danced like a fairy after getting an unfair win). I guess this will put a black eye (or at least a broken jaw lol) on the sport of Taekwondo (which is a pansy martial art anyways (and I don’t care if someone takin Taekwondo can kick my ass, I would hope so since they are takin a martial art and I’m not but if I was, I promise you they couldn’t see me with their lax defense and high kicks.))

Joe Bidden is gonna be the VP of America. Well, I hope so because it looks like Obama has lost his advantage over McCain in recent polls. It appears the Clintonites have decided not to vote for Obama because Hilary isn’t on the ticket. I can see why ya mad, but seriously, you’re a dumb shit if you though Hilary was gettin on that ticket. She was like anti-Obama to the point that I wasn’t sure if she was a Republican or Democrat. I know you wanna win, but cutting down a party member is kinda low. Save the hurt for the opposite party. Anyways, it appears Bidden is the “experience” that Obama needs. Sad part about this story is that Bidden has said himself that Obama lacks the experience to become president. Hey Joe, how do your words taste? Wants some hot sauce? Waitin from the Obama camp to see how they will spin this in his favor.

This may be news to you, maybe you don’t care. Maybe I don’t care, but I’ma say it anyways cuz this is my show and if you don’t like it-get the fuck out! Your favorite rap mogul is a bit on the bi-sexual side. I can’t say my source but it’s credible (and you know I don’t like spreadin bullshit) and I don’t wanna say the name cuz I can’t afford to be sued (saving up to go to Brasil next year).

And here’s a fitting video (no Jim Carrey isn’t bi lol):




The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!! Take that, take that