White House Dinner

Here are some pics from the 2009 White House Correspondent’s Dinner. If you’re wonderin why there are only pics of black women, it’s because the white people didn’t look as good. OWWWW, yeah, I took it there.

Alicia is my Michelle

Glamour Magazine has decided that Alicia Keys should be the next First Lady and I should be the next First Baby Daddy.

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She's not chubby, she just eats well

Thicky thick Alicia Keys sunbathing. What’s really good with her long slender toes? Why is it impossible to find cute feet?

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American Music Awards pics

Here are some pictures from the AMAs last night because good pictures make up for bad blogging. Hey, is Rihanna preggers? She’s lookin a bit full in the face.

Alicia Keys

Alicia Keys because she hot (even though these are clearly older pics).

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What's next? Bras with pocket protectors?

Is this what’s poppin in the hood now? Oversized dork glasses? I for one don’t think the shits are cool. They don’t scream nerd. Instead they scream I’m tryin to look ugly when I’m hot. That’s like me tryin to stuff my package in briefs. It’s just wrong and doesn’t work. Hopefully this fad doesn’t become one.

Sweet music

I ain’t a fan of home wreckers. Regardless or how well they sing or how bad they look (bad meaning hot for my non minority readers lol). BUT in the case of Alicia Keys, just hearing that she’s playin for the right team again is music to my ears (pun intended). It appears that Swizz Beatz is finalizing his divorce from his wife of 5 years. I didn’t even know that his wife and baby mama was Mashonda. But it seems (from all accounts except his) that Alicia is the reason he movin out. Now Alicia is fine. But for you to break up with the chick that held you down when you weren’t shit…kinda grimes. BUT most people stick with another person for absurd reasons. Maybe he never really liked her. Maybe he was waitin till someone better came along. Don’t know why he had a kid with her. Black people…white people do the same dumb shit tho. Sienna Miller and her new boo is a clear example.

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