J. Crew makes money off the Obamas

What’s that you say Kiran? White people exploiting blacks…again? It seems that even becomin President doesn’t save you. I say Michelle makes their clothes now so that no company can claim them. The girls do look nice though. I wish my dad wasn’t a convicted felon in 50 states, then maybe he coulda became President and I would have such a more fulfilling life. Maybe instead of bein a blogger I could be a teacher in a different country, havin sex with hot foreign teachers. Side note: As attracted to Kiran as I usually am, today she doesn’t do it for me. I like her jewelry. The earrings match the necklace…but I think a pearl necklace would look better on her…owwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Michelle Obama isn't cool with the dolls

The only thing scarier than an angry black man, is an angry black woman. But seriously, I wouldn’t expect this from a major toy company. If mom and pops wanted to design dolls and sell them on their website and make millions, I would be cool with it. Ty Inc. should have enough creative heads at the company to not have to stoop to this level. Especially of the little girls. They coulda made Barack and Michelle doll instead…it still woulda been as cute (for some).

New Malia and Sasha beanie babies

Ain’t that some bullshit? Of course Ty Inc. says that the names are a coincidence and that the dolls don’t even look like the First Children. No duh. Look at the light-skinned dolls!! It does make me wonder….will Barbie’s best friend be Stacy or Stacia? Will she start datin black dudes? When is Barbie gonna go lesbian? Once Obama gets rid of the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy, will Hawk and Duke come outta the closet (I think Destro might join them too)? You have no clue how far Obama’s influence will reach in the next couple years.