Caylee Anthony dolls

Doesn’t Nancy Grace look like she’d use her teeth just to spite you? No bueno. Anyways. I expect this kinda shit from a no name toy company in Florida. If they wanted to make First Daughter dolls too, do the damn thing. But anyways, I find it funny there is an outrage to sell a Caylee doll, but not for 2 black girls. Like sellin black daughters is the thing to do. Like this is the early 1800s. Just kiddin, sometimes playin the race card is funny. Stop selling ANY dolls in ANY likeness of ANY child, dead or alive. The shit is extremely tacky and cheap and senseless and uncreative.

Michelle Obama isn't cool with the dolls

The only thing scarier than an angry black man, is an angry black woman. But seriously, I wouldn’t expect this from a major toy company. If mom and pops wanted to design dolls and sell them on their website and make millions, I would be cool with it. Ty Inc. should have enough creative heads at the company to not have to stoop to this level. Especially of the little girls. They coulda made Barack and Michelle doll instead…it still woulda been as cute (for some).

New Malia and Sasha beanie babies

Ain’t that some bullshit? Of course Ty Inc. says that the names are a coincidence and that the dolls don’t even look like the First Children. No duh. Look at the light-skinned dolls!! It does make me wonder….will Barbie’s best friend be Stacy or Stacia? Will she start datin black dudes? When is Barbie gonna go lesbian? Once Obama gets rid of the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy, will Hawk and Duke come outta the closet (I think Destro might join them too)? You have no clue how far Obama’s influence will reach in the next couple years.