Alessandra Ambrosio complicates lives

What the fuck would you do if your mom was like one of the hottest women in the world? I guess you really wouldn’t think like that, but that wouldn’t stop your friends. You go over to your boy’s house and he has your mom pinned up on his wall (figuratively speaking lol). I think I would lose a lot of friendships…I think Alessandra had a girl so maybe her daughter’s life should be easier (as long as she gets her looks from her mom…if she looks like her dad, she’s fucked).

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Victoria's Secret Models should dance in underwear

Alessandra and Marisa are on some MTV show, dancing off…


All I know is I wanna insert my penis in Marisa’s buttock. Owwwwww.

Alessandra Ambrosio plays peek-a-boo (NSFW)

And who better to close out a great blog with besides the always beautiful Alessandra Ambrosio. Be careful, there’s a little teat, I mean treat with one of the pics.

Ain’t shit due cuz I’m out this bitch!!!
Thanks to everyone who made it a great year of blogging. Thanks for comin back and listen to my senseless rambling day in and day out. It was fun while it lasted.

Alessandra's baby doesn't need an alibi....yet

So you know how nobody ever calls a baby ugly? Regardless of how “un” cute the baby is? Well, I’m not gonna do it either. Especially since this baby’s mother is Vicki’s Secret model, Alessandra Ambrosio. But jeez, that is a lot of baby fat. If this baby doesn’t look like a model by age 5 (she’s only 1), Ambrosio needs to divorce her ugly husband!!!

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Alessandra Ambrosio or Bruno: Who's hotter?

Alessandra and Bruno do the Marie Claire magazine…lol. Wow. I can’t wait for Bruno to hit the theatres this summer. I wonder if Alessandra will let me hit her while we wait…owwwwwwwwwwww!

Alessandra Ambrosio is hot. Duh.

Alessandra Ambrosio because she’s just so damn beautiful. I hate her and her damn beauty...maybe if she shared some of that beauty with me in my bed, I can be persuaded to like her a bit more!

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Classic Alessandra

Started the week with Alessandra, gonna end it with her too…oh wait. It’s only Wednesday. Ah well, enjoy anyways.

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Alessandra and her wacky bra

Alessandra Ambrosio to start off the short week. Her new spread in VS is pretty tasty (not the best, but it will do). Let’s not forget she just recently joined the MILF club as well. What I don't understand is why the straps on the bra are in those positions? Actually my real beef is why she's wearin a bra to begin with. When is VS goin to invent the invisi-bra?

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I'd still eat Alessandra's Coochella

Here is Alessandra and her baby daddy, Jaime Mazur, at Coachella music festival. Where are her new mom boobs? The bitch is flat as a board still…me no likey.

I didn’t go to this shit for multiple reasons. First, I’m a wigger and I don’t listen to that cracka ass cracka music. Maybe if they brought Mobb Deep or had some Eightball & MJG, then I woulda went. Second, it’s out in the desert where temperatures hit 100 degrees. Who can have fun in 100 degree weather? WHO??? Third, they don’t let you bring your own drinks or food, so you can imagine the fun the vendors have patting down your wallets like a high priced hooker. My friend went (his dumbass went at like noon, the hottest part of the day and stayed till 11pm just when the good acts were comin on), and he said a bottle of water was like $4 and a hotdog was like $9. Yeah, no thanks. Anyways, if you’re into celeb watchin then Coachella is the place to go. This is where they flock to for some odd reason…and throw awesome parties in the hotels.

Alessandra at the Barbie and HotWheels show

Alessandra Ambrosio because Brasil is still fresh in my mouth…I mean mind.

Angels on Earth

No better way to start the weekend than with video from the VS fashion show, but loading 5 videos would eat all the resources on your browser makin it impossible to switch to another screen when the boss is coming. Instead there is no better way to start the weekend than with links to video from the VS fashion show, so enjoy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LInBYvKjQ_k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKuQwOYW-eg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6nElTrJHJQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sk0JvGQc24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsiZCBYuQ40

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Where's the baby??

Alessandra Ambrosio is magic. Wasn’t this chick pregnant in the beginning of the year or some shit? How come I ain’t never seen a pic of her when she ballooned up? And now she’s back lookin skinny as ever? How am I supposed to believe that? She ain’t even got big eyes!!! I don’t think she was pregnant. I think she didn’t work out for a couple weeks and that was the excuse. Seriously. They say when you breast feed you lose a lot of the fat. I assume she was breast feeding other mother’s babies as well in order to get back into that shape. MALARKEY!!!