Selita and Keri would be kicked outta bed

Selita Ebanks and Keri Hilson both rock the short ‘do. And both look like shit. I hate when beautiful women just chop off the locks and ruin their looks. Why doesn’t their stylist step in and tell them to let that shit grow out?

Selita Ebanks is yum

Selita Ebanks is so beautiful to me…she is a bit skinny for me and tall (5’9”). I can’t do anythin bout her height (minus get some moon boots) but I would most certainly put a little meat on her ass before I put some meat IN her ass. And yes, I’m talkin rough anal sex.

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

I'd make a deposit in Selita Ebanks

Selita Ebanks’ hair is long and tits are poppin. SHE’S BACK!!!! WHOOHOOO! Holla at me girl.

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

Marisa and Selita frolic in the water

I know you must be sick of me postin up pics of Marisa Miller in a bikini but this time I have co-worker Selita Ebanks too!!! That has to be good for somethin right? I don’t understand how Nick Cannon does it. Christina Milian, Selita, and now married to Mariah? Maybe Nick Cannon is hilarious…

Angels on Earth

No better way to start the weekend than with video from the VS fashion show, but loading 5 videos would eat all the resources on your browser makin it impossible to switch to another screen when the boss is coming. Instead there is no better way to start the weekend than with links to video from the VS fashion show, so enjoy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LInBYvKjQ_k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKuQwOYW-eg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6nElTrJHJQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sk0JvGQc24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsiZCBYuQ40

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

Nick Cannon dodged a bullet

Selita Ebanks decided not to have sex with me anymore. How do I know this? Because she chopped her hair into an unattractive state. Seriously, what am I suppose to pull on? Her stylist needs to send her a memo and tell her that emo is not in for black girls (special case, Rhianna and that took a while to grow on me).