Miranda Kerr has 11 toes

The title says it all…Oh and there is some topless photos of her doin a VS shoot. Where? Well right here of course.

Forget VS and get VF!

I don’t know how Vanity Fair did it, but they got Miranda Kerr and Ana Beatriz Barros (and other models) to pose topless for some calendar. Somethin neither Victoria Secret nor Sports Illustrated could accomplish for me! Finally, no more straining my eyes in those VS catalogs. If you wanna see what I see, go here (THE SITE IS EXTREMELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK, wait till you get home pervert). I shoulda became a photographer…fuck this lame blogging shit.

Miranda Kerr is also stylin

Not all Angels are slaves to VS. Here is Miranda Kerr doin some modeling. I hope this is what’s poppin for spring because I soooo sick of lookin at skinny jeans, leggings, and flannel shirts. Give it a fuckin break already. And get rid of those stupid Ray Ban-Blue’s Brothers shades. What is wrong with people? No sense of style, just do what everyone else is doin. It’s so sickening. I can’t wait to start my clothin line and give this game a breath of fresh air.

Angels on Earth

No better way to start the weekend than with video from the VS fashion show, but loading 5 videos would eat all the resources on your browser makin it impossible to switch to another screen when the boss is coming. Instead there is no better way to start the weekend than with links to video from the VS fashion show, so enjoy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LInBYvKjQ_k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKuQwOYW-eg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6nElTrJHJQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sk0JvGQc24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsiZCBYuQ40

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

Wasn't his biggest role that of an elf?

Miranda Kerr because the rumors of her bein engaged to Orlando Bloom are false!!!

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!