Michael Bay teams up with Victoria's Secret

Famed Hollywood director, Michael Bay, is shootin his hottest movie yet. Well, more like commercial. For Victoria’s Secret. Yep, so expect some explosions, GORGEOUS WOMEN, terrible script, GORGEOUS WOMEN, a highway/chase scene, and did I mention GORGEOUS WOMEN? Ugh, I need to get my old “director” business cards out and prowl the streets of Studio City again.

Alessandra and her wacky bra

Alessandra Ambrosio to start off the short week. Her new spread in VS is pretty tasty (not the best, but it will do). Let’s not forget she just recently joined the MILF club as well. What I don't understand is why the straps on the bra are in those positions? Actually my real beef is why she's wearin a bra to begin with. When is VS goin to invent the invisi-bra?

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

Who cares if she's married

I know I did Lima yesterday (hahaha, I wish) but I’ll do her again today because it’s my show!

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Wait, Adriana Lima is married...F$@K!

I try to limit the number of photos I upload of a chick, just for layout reasons. Fuck that. Here is Lima. Enjoy.

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False alarm

Remember when I put Rihanna on Boob Watch? Well I’m takin her off the list. Clearly at this party with beau Chris Brown, she’s back to her normal self. Which begs me to ask my female readers, what the hell bra are ya’ll wearin for that effect? Did VS drop somethin that flew under my radar? It’s ridiculous because now humming bird chested women are lookin like full breasted robins. What gives?

Angels on Earth

No better way to start the weekend than with video from the VS fashion show, but loading 5 videos would eat all the resources on your browser makin it impossible to switch to another screen when the boss is coming. Instead there is no better way to start the weekend than with links to video from the VS fashion show, so enjoy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LInBYvKjQ_k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKuQwOYW-eg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6nElTrJHJQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sk0JvGQc24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsiZCBYuQ40

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The World didn't explode, surprising

Now I’m not a big fan of women who have butts smaller than mine. So I don’t really fuck with rail thin supermodels. But to have the VS squad together in their bikinis? Well, there is an exception to be made.