Lima has a baby angel

A piece of Heaven has died once again. Adriana Lima has given birth to a healthy baby girl with her ‘dots for eyes’ husband, Marko Jaric. I pray for that girl’s sake that she looks like her mother…nothing good can come out from havin her father’s genes…unless she plans on being an animated character when she grows up.

Sophie Reade may cause blindness

Sophie Reade has no real purpose in life other than to give you somethin to look at for Werk-N-Jerk Wednesdays!!! But don’t look her directly in the face; that shit will make your penis soft.

If you did look at her face, then look at the next face immediately after!!!

I hear that’s Lima’s “you’re too big” face…I heard it when she whispered it in my ear, owwwwwwwwww.

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

Adriana Lima is finished

And now for some horrific news. Adriana Lima, the VS model who got married to Mr. South Park aka Dot For Eyes aka Marko Jaric, is…sigh. This is tough. I can’t even look at her the same any more. Let’s put it this way, I hope the offspring takes after the mom rather than the dad. Yeah, she’s confirmed it too. Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. At least Rosa Acosta is still available (who? You’ll see). On the plus side, can't wait to see her tits swell.

A boyish Lima

Began the week with Lima, end the week with Lima. Even with the baldy look, I think I'd still do her.

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

Who cares if she's married

I know I did Lima yesterday (hahaha, I wish) but I’ll do her again today because it’s my show!

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

Wait, Adriana Lima is married...F$@K!

I try to limit the number of photos I upload of a chick, just for layout reasons. Fuck that. Here is Lima. Enjoy.

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

Adriana Lima is off the market

Now I know you give a rat’s ass, cuz I do! What kinda bullshit is this? I mean, I didn’t think that it would happen so soon. Adriana AND Salma? What is the world comin to? Next Christina Milian? I mean seriously. But Lima confirmed the marriage rumors on her MySpace page and I pray someone hacked her account. I mean look at the guy…with those South Park eyes. So annoyin. I need money, because LOOKS DON’T MATTER WHEN YOU’RE RICH! The link to her MySpace page ain’t workin so I guess I have to wait for People to confirm. The last hottest virgin alive is taken...

Adriana and Doutzen

Here are Adriana Lima & Doutzen Kroes stylin on them hoes at the VS flagship store in NYC. I’m really feelin Adriana’s outfit. The cotton candy blue makes her look even more delicious. I do find it extremely odd that whenever the Angels do press they NEVER model the bras and panties. What fuckin gives? I guess they feel the fashion show was enough? No. You can never have enough lift and separation in your face.

Adriana Lima does Elle magazine (might be NSFW)

Adriana Lima because Brasil is less than a month away. I know there are some readers who think my photos will get them fired...I don't see how a little titty can get you in trouble...you should share the titty with your boss and get a promotion!