Lima has a baby angel

A piece of Heaven has died once again. Adriana Lima has given birth to a healthy baby girl with her ‘dots for eyes’ husband, Marko Jaric. I pray for that girl’s sake that she looks like her mother…nothing good can come out from havin her father’s genes…unless she plans on being an animated character when she grows up.

Tisha Campbell-Martin is still so crazyyyy....for her babbbbyyyyyyyy

Congrats to Tisha Campbell-Martin (40) on her second baby. This one showed up a couple days early (actually was due on the 21st). But everyone is healthy which is a plus. Tisha played ‘Gina’ on the highly successful comedy show ‘Martin’ starrin Martin Lawrence. Now I’ve been told that the show was cancelled because Martin would take the hanky panky a bit too far (which wouldn’t surprise me) and Tisha didn’t sign up for another year of it. If the allegations are true, why on earth would she marry someone with the last name of ‘Martin’? I mean damn, there’s no escaping it huh?

Alessandra's baby doesn't need an alibi....yet

So you know how nobody ever calls a baby ugly? Regardless of how “un” cute the baby is? Well, I’m not gonna do it either. Especially since this baby’s mother is Vicki’s Secret model, Alessandra Ambrosio. But jeez, that is a lot of baby fat. If this baby doesn’t look like a model by age 5 (she’s only 1), Ambrosio needs to divorce her ugly husband!!!

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

Pregnant man ain't preggers no mo!

Congrats to Thomas Beatie and his wife Nancy on their second child. It appears Thomas had a healthy baby boy. Um, yeah. Not gonna try to take away from the birth of a healthy baby so congrats.

 

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More baby fat for Kimora Lee

I’ma little conflicted on this story. On one hand, I’m happy that the mother and child are alright. On the other hand, I don’t really care for the mother. Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Hounsou (the famous African actor that only plays Africans smh) have welcomed into the world a healthy baby boy. But I got beef with Kimora. How she gonna divorce Russell [Simmons] and become CEO of Baby Phat? How she still gonna keep his last name? How is she gonna bite the hand that fed her for years? I don’t know the full details and that would be enough for me to keep my mouth shut, BUT it’s my blog and I say what I wanna. I don’t think Russell did anythin wrong in the relationship except teaching this hoe how to make her own bread. Know how he meet her? She was a model for his Phat Farm clothing line. Just another pretty face. She might have had some brains (or given a good one) but her marriage to Russ is definitely what catapulted her career. I mean hell, why does she still use Simmons as her last name? I know many normal non famous women do that, but she is a high profile lady. She coulda easily dropped the Simmons and still be somewhat recognizable…but no, she kept the Simmons because that’s guaranteed recognition. Kinda wack. Another thing that’s kinda wack is the fact she twitted all the way up until labor. I don’t care how far apart the contractions are. It’s not like I’ma be the one tellin you to breath.

I wanna McTear him a new eye hole with a .45

I’m not even gonna try to Rant on this, I’m just gonna quote the source:

“McTear threw a car seat containing the child across the room during the fight, causing the boy to fall onto the apartment's concrete floor, investigators said. He then picked up the boy and drove off in his car, throwing the child out while on the interstate, according to the sheriff's department.”

When’s the last time we had a monster of this caliber on the site? I thought the recession downgraded everyone’s evilness to just murder-suicides. This nigga killed a baby that wasn’t even his…ON PURPOSE. I hope he gets the death penalty. I hope in jail before he dies, he shows extreme sorrow and remorse and regret and truly feels/means it. And then, I hope they cart his ass off to the chamber, cryin like a little bitch. Then the door opens and instead of a table it’s an airplane. And I pray they put him on that plane…fly him over the Grand Canyon at the highest altitude that plane can go, open the door, and kick him the fuck out of the plane. With no parachute. I hope he has a nice day after that. Honestly, I really hope the rest of his day is WONDERFUL after he serves his death sentence.

Men catch baby that fell 40 feet

What kinda shit is this? The siblings tried to off their baby sister? First they threw out her toys then they tried to throw her out. Wow. I read this article the other day but felt it wasn’t postin without the video. The father was “watchin” one of the other children while this was goin on. Like I said, if they outta sight they ain’t safe. SMH at his parenting skills.

Halle Baby

Halle Berry and baby Nahla lookin soooooo super cute. This furthers my plans on havin kids with a beautiful woman so that they can come out lookin average. Right? Because when beautiful people have kids, they have beautiful kids. One beautiful + one average = cute and one beautiful + one ugly = average. Ugly + ugly = death.