Katie Price makes me thirsty

Katie Price because boobs like that are worth seein on a Monday. I wonder if the bowtie tramp stamp means she’ll take it in the butt. Like her anus is a present for you.

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

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Annalynne McCord shows exactly why I’m against white people tryin to get a tan. I wish I could go into a booth and get a reverse tan when I needed it. Like before job interviews, or before shopping in Beverly Hills. Maybe they could make the instant anti tan crème so I can apply it right before gettin pulled over by the Pasadena police. And her lips look Chris Brown’d, smh.

I wish I saw Pam like this more often

Any day Pam Anderson is dressing her age and not like a Hooker in Hollywood is a good day for EVERYONE, especially her kids. Kudos to her…except for the fact that her lips look like they ran into Chris Brown’s fist.

Hilary Duff injects in the wrong spot

Hilary Duff knows it’s Black History Month and to celebrate got herself some black girl lips. Wouldn’t it have been cuter to adopt an African baby? Oh I forgot, celebrities aren’t doin that any more.

Nikki Cox gets hungry

Here are photos of Nikki Cox preparing to devour her husband, Jay Mohr Cox, I mean, Jay Cox Mohr at the People’s Choice Awards.

Lisa Rinna lips are bigger than her ass

On the flip side, I don’t want no flat booty girl. We wouldn’t even make it to marriage. The lack of cushion back there would lead to her destruction after 5 dates lol. Lisa is the worse type of the flat booty ones. Look at all that thigh and no butt. Worthless. It’s like havin a cold winter with no snow. Pointless.

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

Nice Cox suckin lips

Comedian Jay Mohr is married to Nikki Cox…yea, the one that looks like Janice from the muppets. And for some odd reason, he decided to take her last name. Maybe he’s the one writing stupid articles on why men should say ‘I love you’ first. Now done properly, that woulda made his legal name Jay Mohr Cox…but eventually the comedian realized he would be the butt of every joke in town and decided to get his name changed to Jay Cox Mohr. I mean, how fuckin stupid is that? If you were gonna take her name at least do it properly. And why take her name to begin with? You love her so much, buy some fake lips from the gag store and put them in a glass case.