Christina Milian makes her Dream come true

Congrats to The Dream and Christina Milian gettin hitched this past weekend in Vegas. Damn it seems like Vegas was the place to be for Labor Day weekend. Never again will I make that mistake of not being there.

Christina Milian and The Dream hangin out

Here are spouses to be, Christina Milian and The Dream. They look real cute together. Thank goodness Milian has decided to stop with the Goldie Locks look and is goin back to her dark hair color. One thing that bugs me is that The Dream has 3 kids with R&B singer Nivea. 3. How do you get 3 kids in deep with someone before you realize they aren’t the one for you? Then again while lookin over at Jon Gosselin, how do you get 8 kids deep before you realize she isn’t the one? Do kids really change the love you have for someone? I doubt it. I think kids would make the bond stronger IF you were truly in love with the person to begin with. I might never get married because logic triumphs love in my book. I seen that love shit, didn’t like how it looked, and I sent it back. I can’t be wastin my time for no reason.

Christina Milian in Maxim

Are these even recent pics? Someone get me a Maxim. Anyways, here is Christina...obviously the photographer thought she’d look better with her natural hair color so they prolly put a wig on her. Thank goodness. That blonde crap needs to go! Take one good last look at the soon to be Mrs. The Dream. Everyone is getting hitched up…maybe I should consider takin the plunge. See more pics here.

A Dream come true for Christina Milian

Congrats to The Dream and Christina Milian on their engagement. I guess after a couple months of dating they feel like they are perfect for each other. Or some shit like that. Since Milian has dyed her hair blonde and has been unsuccessful in life, my penis doesn’t really salute her like it used to so I don’t really feel any loss with her marriage.

Hey Dream, I Love Your Girl

Here are some pics of The Dream and Christina Milian vacationing: Um, why didn’t someone send me the memo? I really thought that Christian Milian and The Dream were just friends. When did Chris break up with Dre? She dated one producer and her album flopped, maybe this time dating a song writer/producer/artist might actually help her career….nahhhhhhh. She’d be better off dating me; at least her sex life would be great. She should come home with me and say "fuck that nigga" lol.

Christina Milian must be in a relationship

Everything nice I said about Christina Milian last week with her King shoot, I take back. This is a mess. This is hell on Earth. This is what happens to people when nobody gives a fuck about them. You thought the Former President didn’t care about black people, nobody cares about Milian. RIP to her sexy.

Ok so you know how magazines for white women usually airbrush off any curves for the guest model of the month? Oh come on, don’t act surprised. Beyonce is Good Housekeeping is way too skinny to believe. Well I think the reverse happens in magazines for blacks. Here is Christina Milian, lookin good as ever…but when did she get an ass like that? I CHALLENGE you to find a Christina Milian photo with her butt that big.

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Christina Milian still wants me

Christina Milian was always my wife to be, but then she had to fuck with Nick Cannon and ruin her chances. Now she with producer Cool of Cool & Dre. Or is she with Dre? I think it’s Dre. Either way she still can’t get with me cuz I’ve moved on. But she is makin it hard for me…I mean peep the calves man…ridiculous. The dress and shoes and hairstyle and makeup and...well the wife is in Africa right now lol.

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Christina Milian

Remember when this girl was relevant? Yeah, neither do I. You’d think by dating a producer (music) that she would put out a decent album. I guess a major label, a useful boyfriend, and great looks can’t save bad singing. She should fuck with me; I’ll help her hit notes so high, Mariah will be like damn. Oh, bad example. Since Mariah married Christian’s ex. Whomp whomp. Lol. I like her hair dark. Blonde light skinned girls don't cut it. Red head light skinned girls do.