Teri Hatcher in a bikini is my kryptonite

Next up in our Old Hags in Bikinis series, Teri Hatcher. I don’t think she’s had kids but damn that body is pretty tight too for a lady pushin 100. Seriously, Teri Hatcher has been makin my pants tight since…Lois and Clark days. AND she’s never gotten her breasts touched up which is evident by how pancakey they’ve always been. And you know what? I don’t mind it at all. She’s not a porn star, what does she need two personal floatation devices for?